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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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- v' g, _- W+ V( iPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 r' s, E2 c; T# x, S7 l$ @' R
% E+ u- X* C7 ~8 z6 b" b( JI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! # ]3 ?3 [# d. x5 H
. }1 h3 V6 I. m% [8 }7 {/ vYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? X& ]. J/ Z8 |+ C
) } D7 |; a8 t6 C4 JI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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' o0 H, D. f* c# V1 J! bIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! + o( X2 d1 Q# b% @' V/ N0 u
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 9 v- M) G% _& Q7 u5 l, K" R2 T
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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2 Z x8 X0 C9 Xfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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9 y4 j. A1 M# r, \+ yMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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: X8 j+ g4 S% X8 L3 NBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 `3 X3 u, {8 ~我吹雞打你班友 。 # j6 e5 I* }5 {8 b
6 \* U1 |: {/ cStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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; Q$ F; Z$ {- Q' u4 _4 b, p _Face green green臉青青 。 ' p* I/ r' Q1 Q- Z
' n l+ Q) ^2 |$ w R1 _"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 m6 \: f7 g y! U
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 0 {; v; y. j+ I9 h
' y9 g3 X C" d2 G/ U" wYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 , @% r8 P: E! `' C$ h; D/ E) @
J4 T5 X0 d' E- VYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 3 w8 r6 S, x- K; G8 j9 B* _
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 5 @* _1 V1 h1 ] p; Y
/ X" M0 b* f5 g0 O! nYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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" V- B/ H7 u1 y0 ^: UHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? & d2 ?8 H" t9 K' p6 c$ P
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? $ ?6 R% ~5 K1 i% {+ m0 h+ U: W
# Q5 ]3 I4 P/ ?$ a4 EZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ) T9 c/ L! \2 \3 H! y2 b- w3 B( Z6 p
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 0 A. b0 x% y0 S
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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% h- a) h- d0 T6 z2 k+ k4 Y2 JCut girl 界女
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. e( Z2 I) ]: J5 Q( J8 Q7 e+ n2 IThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 1 C8 A9 D7 L; r2 K; G
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ; Y: [8 B/ m5 e0 c/ j
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ' t. }5 [2 _( f3 e2 B U
j0 f/ {0 H) W2 l* sCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 1 c: m1 N1 [# w+ {& }
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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- ^1 V4 E3 r" }; X. P- l) BYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 5 y5 ^- G5 Z0 N
8 d4 D7 D9 O8 [! DAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 R, J. y( t+ E0 Z
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 , P) q9 B, w- i( q# }, S
6 O# V: H" ^ K8 XYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 1 A+ G5 y; `8 N* d, }5 t7 V. H, ~
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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2 Z5 u8 Q$ O* x4 HEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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1 S7 K8 `4 x& ?' y1 ?* AKing eight egg.王八蛋 * _& W3 [! J3 S$ g
- l/ h( p" B8 o% iBlack son黑仔 / q: J! x _0 S: S1 T7 D- y
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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6 z8 ~# ?) N9 vI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! / k R; t; f1 Y' |' P
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High hand.高手
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0 D' p2 @1 Q/ N/ i8 \A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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. b' c: U% ~+ x! YTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 . K& L+ O5 v$ O5 i: k4 F' A/ ]
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Good mother.好娘 2 g, ~4 {: l) s" |
! m3 |* R* L, u- d0 _% ?1 bYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! : S+ o# u2 ?' c7 L7 ~
c: a3 K" P2 F, y0 F$ nOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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* K! t2 ~( V+ O y; BWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? % Z7 M: X! R+ E& h
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 + E+ U7 y% b1 ~" h
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * `) S9 g: R, F
) o' p% J$ j' h% f7 Q; s4 W* }' qMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 . \% V, B- d- B) i1 T
" b# c3 t( e9 nA dragon service.一條龍服務 : u5 E% c0 F" s# J- v9 [7 M2 Q
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 9 W& H2 T5 `" C
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Pump water.抽水 % I' a& q7 o* C, W( o
5 @8 }2 B4 j: t' s: M" ]Two hit six.二打六 / N3 ^, O' T, R0 m( q
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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