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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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# j% {" F8 g! H! p: B3 E* U(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 2 S, {) u; Z/ c  S( m3 F; v  k3 p

4 Z: D/ D: \4 ~5 j. XPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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/ M# s+ A; v3 [" R- P8 xI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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$ }: {. U3 O+ P( z; cYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?   u8 N2 {/ p. R( o

! @1 z6 B0 ]. u1 T" I$ hI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 5 }5 l% a) y3 W( |0 U! Q
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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+ a- a2 A" m+ \4 j2 IFish skin~魚皮 。 1 j  @! Z+ F; h: |" k0 h+ \# V, g

/ x3 V1 R% g: _' O0 t: J/ hFall on a street@@ 。 6 j) v$ G: j+ O" ~8 E. E( L
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水, C. z0 Y9 ?% Q2 p3 L. ~& r/ `7 L

) T, ^7 h, h1 i+ U- l6 [2 `Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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" N9 t+ F0 ]5 d; e6 E) y9 pBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
5 _# U- _" D! f$ C# v" S6 |4 m我吹雞打你班友 。
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+ X$ ], `, a, S/ s0 H) SStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 & @5 N! Y) P5 k- l- n  w. q$ d

3 `7 K6 ?7 T, M0 g5 w  Y, r; BFace green green臉青青 。 1 S8 t# z4 o8 M3 S3 G  U
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * f  n7 @0 @! e8 G1 F( o; a
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 $ m3 B* x3 K/ ?) D( `! _; s

7 m6 b. P9 n0 Y/ T- GYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : c& @$ w5 e8 y" N
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 , H9 |: [# K. X/ Z5 ]# P- N

/ o# F1 m! U3 z! JAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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( p/ p5 A. L7 s; r* {How senior are you?你算老幾? # l' l. X: [( K: y# C  v

" x4 `' {9 C+ {What the water are you?你係乜水? 8 o1 G5 a) B' I5 U0 @
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? + f5 f* @! W& r" ^. k& Y+ q
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 3 ^0 @% N2 z+ v. ]" x9 ]
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Do the world做世界 。
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" \& n# [0 ?' K9 [) ^Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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8 }& q; r& H2 l+ MWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 0 E8 W+ S% u7 w3 |1 p' Z
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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/ m# v8 K8 n2 j' y8 B9 z. ?* q; jCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 4 L) }* Y  T7 m$ g: y( R" M% S
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Collect father收爹 ) {3 v9 f0 E9 R/ t/ Z) ^! \2 Z

2 W$ k1 B! P* K3 B  bYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 9 M0 S: r- q3 F/ M

1 ~8 ^  ]3 Q  R  XLaugh die me.笑死我。 9 X( S5 V  [! ~5 `+ E9 @/ s3 m

% |$ ]5 ?* x0 ?1 k$ R5 p& tYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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$ q% \! c5 X/ e2 t# g+ BAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。   \, M9 z6 }0 k" b" Y/ V5 X7 x
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 6 e! n+ d( M2 z9 y
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ! {  b. w5 [+ C% R
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 ) k: x. Q6 l8 L3 E/ j
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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3 V. p1 E( i, r4 S+ g6 eKing eight egg.王八蛋 ; R0 ]/ c. a) d( e

; r; ]  o2 {& A6 uBlack son黑仔 . H& \# T/ C% a) E0 X4 \

* I0 H8 Z# D) u$ }) \5 nToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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( g2 S- O% o: o% R1 VI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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" n: F4 t, ~5 [; I# UA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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% P: R# ]/ Y$ _! OTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 & Q+ F3 K" O: k, ?& y  m
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Good mother.好娘 ; X7 P$ b. r' ?; ]* S- K5 Q) n6 e
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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- }7 I0 ~. j% T/ H* SWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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. U3 _/ F6 \0 _/ O7 AA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ) a2 b: w5 l8 [5 @  \2 ^  N5 i: e

5 E3 I' P  y. E" ~5 zA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 " ?, C/ }0 D& o: q

, o) r: u9 {; _& `! lMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 7 o' k2 R9 K8 g% I! f7 G

/ h: k$ G# ^8 C8 nA dragon service.一條龍服務 & O3 I; _0 p  o+ d/ A

2 j) l: m* s$ f0 k) u; |Hold hold water.楂楂水 ; S9 J2 m" P$ o) X. u) h

) [8 G/ y; R* d; z7 ?! [* v8 h3 MPump water.抽水 / Y9 y8 P4 |$ c5 C- {" o3 h
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Two hit six.二打六 + l2 _: S1 T% q  N1 f
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
- t4 M# z! t6 T/ h, _: OI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳, v7 m2 y1 N2 l- P! x
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...& r0 E* V8 Y& D
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..& {7 ~2 h$ F! R+ L% E, C
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好無聊下
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個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
  s. i/ W% b; e, E0 }最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
* i5 A3 R- @# G  i: B$ e仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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6 T; Q; x0 n) L" s) M7 ]4 q我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! " j' w  X  S0 F- u9 F$ j
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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