[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 |9 T7 K" }' ~' O2 F1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  |& b% Y$ q% H. H. ]  l% [& g
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( M2 y( i0 `/ X! _
a.They give like hell. 0 M  |  a' N5 z" V' s* k7 l& \
b.They do not yell.
9 |  S) b  C2 e+ \" A: tc.They do not tell.; k- b9 j' H( W8 r4 {9 h
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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4 e  L0 ^2 l1 `) q5 V- a DIAMOND to marry him,! d' _( s1 |! a# _$ M" d% l7 E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 A% g" v  x3 T. U% V8 V, P
- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 Z3 K0 t# \  R9 ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 u! H2 C) \! {: I$ ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ _# x- Y: B4 R2 H% C7 g. t
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! p. x. A/ U/ F3 o
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, m9 ]% v  y8 L3 y2 R/ Q

! a5 ~0 K. b; y1 s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 `; ~( ?1 X0 d( U' P
The arse hole is always in front of you.! ^: r) ]( U' B+ y+ }% ~3 N

  F! O5 r* _! k! v1 S# z/ ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 I# @) z/ {7 h+ n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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9 i! `1 _* L' b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- @6 l1 X* [4 d5 LThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great