香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. * U0 F, Y0 Q  C' q! m1 O
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ) L; V: m3 u7 u2 `3 J. N1 e) ?
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
/ |; g" `% E/ S* r你教我以后点出嚟行?
; B, v$ Y& D) O( x  K, S+ X* |3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 Q- s- I# Z0 r1 t! e% o1 |# @
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ; F3 o  H( _0 N1 E( t  i
4 "I saw a pork chop" 7 y$ E* {2 u* M, c* b# y4 ]
我见到件猪扒啊。 + a2 V& _% I, L
5 Are you road?
; s1 u3 Q# ^6 S  ^. r6 b& i你系咪路啊？
% K! o5 }; W$ ]# h6 What the water are you? 9 H  ^0 x7 `  b( f5 k
你系乜水啊？ " l5 g. i, Z; n
7 Do you big me?
8 @/ c7 V* D4 q1 z& a4 l你大我啊？
: h# ?8 W( @  f6 q8 C% b4 \0 }/ m" G8 Zebra chops people. . i' L( Q3 g! X8 ]5 f- U! B
班马劈友。 2 k. |1 }8 [3 v- U9 f
9 The king of the cutting girl. : ?& t+ w. y# m! L5 E7 S, y& V
界女王。 5 L( }/ o+ g* @, ^) y8 M
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. . V3 O# [) F0 Z; ~( u
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 6 l0 r8 c: G' e0 {! {$ w7 s
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 u0 F0 _$ I% q- ^& f
你当我无到？ ) M5 w( M0 X  {- y
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   g& P/ d9 p2 Z- b5 I
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
7 w3 z( `, S/ s0 x13 Today I was very black son. ; v/ g2 \* X" c) \& k0 X5 [
今日我好黑仔。 ( T: j5 ~2 U: T' E, y+ R8 e
14 I am wearing grass. ) i4 ^0 F9 T1 I. v+ ?/ Z3 L
我着紧草。 ' @, u; ~- ]4 E# d
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! " M5 ~) E8 b# p0 M' \
你未够班同我讲数！ 5 [: g: i* v$ n4 Z0 g
16 Two beat six.
0 ~6 b7 {) ^9 Y. _二打六
9 ~. D/ \9 }! ]1 n" R; M' T; F8 v# H17 Two five son.
" p$ z  w  w3 v1 z$ K二五仔
+ S, d; d" @1 E2 M( ?, u( m18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 & k  h" ~3 c6 O+ u5 D" a+ ?- `  \9 X
琴琴青 4 L1 W* f$ l9 `8 h
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
. s% T/ @- h/ R! j. Z我俾D顏色你睇睇！
& ~; N2 _0 ^/ I5 {7 p20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ' Q& r# Q/ y& h/ v: J1 j9 e& b
蠢蠢欲動 。
6 ]$ |' T9 I$ t; ]* |# n21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
  j% K8 n# A$ z9 P( e& f人山人海 。 ( O6 Z7 F1 ?' k
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 8 {* f9 l+ s4 e* A$ w- c: ~# S, n3 u
你算老幾?
. j  Y/ N, j5 N8 t+ H: y23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 3 z2 I' D1 ~2 A4 \% z
你講乜鬼?
9 u( ?( ]3 H2 M3 m0 K- ^0 D24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
6 g0 p1 z: g4 Y" Q4 y8 T我驚你有牙！
" V1 @! P: }+ D+ G3 \25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 2 y1 T  b# T5 p% T2 r
心花怒放。   
- x( Q2 e5 b: s+ ^. uFish skin
" Z- Q: q3 Y5 t) d8 m鱼皮 。 - S5 u0 v# n- I8 M
Monster of blowing water. # e( a: G& B* U& n
吹水怪。 ' O0 x. {) R: X7 w% {, H( i
Face green green
( x* W! J$ R( O$ [1 y面青青。 5 k) ?% U( l( d! S8 Y( P3 v
You see road carefully
. R. \. u3 g( S& u% o; p+ l2 @- ]你小心睇路
3 O. \2 F& [% ^: Y1 I/ v. C) _You go to street carefully 7 Z) e- ~& {" L1 P  C+ Z: m
你出街小心D。 " _% _& K2 V, \( R7 J- t' r! J$ @
Do the world
8 {( D; s/ }2 [3 c, p做世界 。
% E8 t  O7 j' q+ ]Big tea rice
( V+ f  A$ x* _$ d% r/ [大茶饭 。 , p$ z9 m& U0 Z6 L8 ^( v
American chinese not enough. " C5 u6 R5 X+ y4 h% `
美中不足。
+ D, n5 E& f0 X8 MKing eight egg.
, i" ^' h6 S- K7 Q- S王八蛋 & U! U6 L+ E/ l7 \
High hand. + t7 g7 e# S9 E0 o2 }
高手
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Old dot. 3 ?4 `, g4 C, |# P( b$ y
老点 / Z2 T& q3 \, u6 p5 K
One old water 7 j; Y; T/ L5 B: g* h6 u0 s
一旧水 : E. T0 G% w0 ~; r6 g) u
I know your mouse.
5 v8 e  `1 m* m1 w" D( a我识你老鼠！ ' X8 l& v% v. G- \& G( B
Measure water/Pound water. ! v3 D2 T- e! _9 t  L
磅水 , m9 v- x  U) L8 g* W3 L
A dragon service.
% c7 y: X% S+ g$ _一条龙服务 * Q8 P3 X$ `" b% Q% `. K
Pump water.
+ Q& P) N* {: }6 A****
" N  X, P) G+ H$ W+ k0 \# LI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ t9 ^; q; G% c! ^5 {) N+ @" ?我吹鸡打你班友。 * @4 V- V$ a# T8 c, }
You jump building. % J( R/ N6 F- H3 |
你跳楼啦。
/ M1 p/ i9 T$ l! i0 rYou come back home and eat banana 0 f* y5 t6 L7 r$ }3 z0 z& U
你返屋企食蕉啦
/ x/ b6 m5 L! Q% L, zI give you a hair. ) t5 u- {" N2 R; ]. t. z( w6 N
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
' ~  N( ^  l, S$ s+ }收皮 * t% D, Z0 |& E1 l8 C4 V, ]. S
Collect father ; S' N$ n6 J8 \0 j
收爹 ! ~9 F4 B% Z: x9 I$ X( a
You give me collect father. - c: P$ G6 E: R
你同我收爹！ & o% Y' v% Y- l9 E* y# q+ c2 Y
Laugh die me. ; m9 w, j: X; U& D$ F
笑死我。 8 {7 \' d, ]; a
You give me stop.
( ^, c/ K' g  f' K你同我企系度。
8 v! p( M2 V& I% L8 x! f( sEight woman
2 d9 Z- W3 ]3 f% W八婆
$ D/ |. H& F: f! `1 f. }7 ~Eight woman,you are good! . ^4 n+ Q5 j6 q/ b
八婆，你好o野! 1 @5 O5 I4 t$ y" l
What the spring do you do?
( K7 f! p, L+ c! e你搞乜春啊?
6 X; R$ a" K9 j' |A dog of eating dung - L/ _2 B# y" R3 G3 T2 c
食屎狗
/ p: f8 l3 R- hA ghost of ass 5 R" d( c7 h& ], n  Y; D+ g/ f
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
5 D/ {$ Z6 Q1 T, H& I都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......' M/ E& O5 q( w' s. C; N+ N
this is not hong kong style english.....
* D& V1 B* g# m! b& cthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
( U. C: ~: ^) y7 h4 _, \i've already ban this shit...% r3 W1 }0 R; [$ N" l
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.