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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. " D. J- t# B$ \
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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0 Y1 g, {6 z) o. F. _! p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # i) J- t! |, H
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 e/ Z$ x8 [# L" \& v

" i% p% p6 P2 o; i教之道:The way of learning it 9 b, Y9 f6 h- H& f# C, D
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; c& O1 p& R( U( Z

2 w1 ]/ d2 }4 X' J" F$ @昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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3 w5 I/ k/ s, F8 ~擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; p$ [, T3 X/ E% E+ I8 S# e$ x) h
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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- e9 ?6 e# R% M- |) @0 H: u' I( j7 y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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9 _! V/ h; H  a4 H& W9 U# l竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 q6 Z/ p* ~- r0 \* z
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' U$ A; S' y7 ~% @  w: u

0 s% D4 u1 n  E1 M教五子 :All his five son took it
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' M- e6 r# [: \% Y2 G名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 6 K" R: A. F! a! W  u

" \* G7 O" a( j3 B教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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" r4 f3 ]2 N& P& {2 k4 H師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' p& e  Q& p7 |! s# i/ A
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 4 O5 }" [" r+ Y8 c9 |

' y& g( z7 h+ ~* q) s4 f( U7 v非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 8 a! \1 {3 S* ~" O) @

& U& z- v3 b" |+ q6 ^玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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' |, Y6 s# {* i不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - Z% ]$ N$ k$ g0 @

3 w  s2 I; \7 Y& ]$ ~人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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