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人之初:At the beginning of life. + ^- m; f- U2 h: U$ q' }
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性本善:Sex is good.
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4 T. v% N0 A& p+ X' d! h& y性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! U/ K3 s4 a) ], g- `2 c; _
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # ?, E3 T3 Q9 @  }& T

, i5 s; O8 f1 ^4 p苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 D7 Y# U3 ?4 J; G
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( O2 i7 Q9 s, n4 O0 t( v) {% H( R/ O

) x' r) i; u/ R% Y2 F- R教之道:The way of learning it 2 q2 T$ V4 P2 ~! k
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , \( r7 s/ L5 P( F/ K

5 I) w( Y( R. _' v/ E: E# H" Q+ U昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 2 m+ U1 a( u- j/ b! Y' X

$ L- t9 X' n5 m) H& T斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. + e. a0 q6 X; {( K% E9 ^* C# U$ ?/ P

; H# h! y/ L# ^8 E( R8 }! c+ T竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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7 T$ H7 `2 Z$ A. p2 `: d# w5 J  P有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 d: j" x1 U8 V- m) J
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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# y6 Q1 m9 d4 b9 U" P) [" @. X. w名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% k# z" }7 Y% i1 I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, % ^! \/ W2 l- `6 }

) E+ Q6 k, j  {# B7 R+ h1 j% i父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 m. h; i+ M# U4 z3 z
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ g+ k; c+ q2 {9 q: R. U子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! |' e; R7 b7 f: b& r) g
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " k* ^+ ^/ m1 B# T( p
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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4 O2 c1 R' J: s$ u人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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2 k. i1 a6 C% P# f* e3 r不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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