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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 }/ T8 f, Y2 w0 U0 L7 t0 @" E
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性本善:Sex is good. 3 r$ ^$ c* O+ L8 l/ u: Q' z1 c

: H, F/ ]8 b+ M4 K$ B$ p. o/ P" e6 z性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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" J8 ?6 K0 G0 [苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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0 f% i' `' O' y9 y. i# f* O) y. M+ U性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) u  F! q; E: @+ {0 t- P
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教之道:The way of learning it " W& t7 i1 K4 m2 f

, c* H$ X; F& @5 \3 {- f4 I: ?$ }貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' r$ d- ^/ V* W) U3 P& b( s昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 t6 t! S5 M: _8 w, k( y
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 N! d! {5 _  a: p7 \/ ?& L$ g

# ~' E$ I, X7 x& W% f" M斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; e; R( I4 ?0 x! `/ E: n, J
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 _$ k& q" X8 j

8 p8 W9 @( T/ w; Z, \( {# C有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 i! L' }6 y) J' O- P& C7 {: b

& X. F0 V! D: q) h教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / L  P% W2 P8 ^

! T0 @6 G, x; E9 g養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : w6 D" `4 \  s

6 {- f  q- E  F5 ^+ S" K  i7 T2 Z父之過 :It is all your fault. ) B& G' S6 |7 u' s1 V2 k5 `
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 H5 L1 ]6 ]% T; O) i( k' O

* a5 r/ I! Q0 r1 t5 j. h6 q. o子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 g/ f2 Y8 G; @7 A0 D
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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5 b9 ^% y- l3 Y/ E幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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4 q7 A' J  N  R6 S% _, Z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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/ d4 h" u4 T  b- D1 C5 S/ i玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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0 c3 D2 S& h  }6 W人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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4 a1 W7 G. V) D( N) U2 X( b不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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