|
- 帖子
- 10422
- 精華
- 3
- 威望
- 12520
- 魅力
- 15
- 讚好
- 0
|
1#
發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM
| 只看該作者
港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
7 R2 b6 a* X1 C3 W( [" ], v0 G, F! w! @- }$ M, U
4 I' a# L7 G: ^2 o
（轉）港式英語
; K* Y5 W* `6 [9 h) O1 ?- u$ o; Z4 ~, _# M6 U5 a& K& }) U6 s$ L$ E
Piano piano green 琴琴青
, o2 m+ G) ?6 W9 x( l( Y
5 D, U5 s1 O8 h1 C! {2 sPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
* p6 _* D& K+ v, F7 e! e" A5 T0 R& o% J$ R) T( `
I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
5 ~# @$ U: L3 y2 W, c* x- @5 F+ A/ d8 T" K/ J, k
You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
x/ j/ v1 N2 r5 Q- H) g: F, m; v: Q, K; z4 j4 c
I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 3 |8 r7 v; A1 R
7 r9 X/ w$ I n
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
" x# V i' E( T; L/ m" v9 u, _5 M- u' r8 k: f0 ~
Fish skin~魚皮 。
! @/ e! ?& C$ k2 ]7 l3 `( u; b8 X' U2 r* u( R3 |+ e: M
Fall on a street@@ 。 5 T+ J% A; _5 m/ X
( F# x2 ?) ?: f, O3 Cfall on your street.""你個"K" . s% |/ e3 y: J& Z
1 S$ E9 R3 x9 j* R( G
Blow water吹水# ^1 v, v$ y" |' h4 h/ O0 D" q
( ?) p: z& W. y% VMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 " ?' a3 w8 |6 m# ?5 i
0 }: s5 l5 J nBlow chicken吹雞
$ w4 B& R" }' D# L$ F0 K! J4 [6 r( s* @0 L5 y# ^& y( G& l' |
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
9 l3 A/ T! o# K" b1 g4 @我吹雞打你班友 。 % ]* ?1 u( N a, A
6 }% [& Q- @8 g. [9 yStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 7 r% j# M( ?7 ~" H* g% |, W( q% z
* x! n- ~$ @' L' c) F( {2 AFace green green臉青青 。 * p! Q# R0 |4 V4 X: l" J/ i8 s* R: J
( Y. ^0 A' N% g" i* D/ b
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
7 K5 m" u1 s6 B. I點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
. R3 k6 c4 W. d) j
4 W$ f; e5 N4 R7 y DYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
9 e/ D; z5 ?* `2 ]) j
% h, [0 o& Z3 ^ e* B/ ]& LYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
3 p+ l) [) B4 _! {5 e" P/ G6 _) k* C5 d8 w
You jump building.你跳樓啦。
, t& q# E& G4 G# n4 o+ Z0 A3 \" ]9 y0 J
People mountain people sea人山人海。
7 ]9 R g4 y) L
# |# C! R% P! T3 VAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
" |0 Y' v; u- Q f: l. l. y" o
$ [; C5 K: P: H# V. O9 w% W$ j; TEat banana食蕉 # c4 F* i) R4 o g O: n. d& l+ ?
3 E3 A+ v+ Y* c# O5 {# C9 x
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 8 o! Q/ a4 V1 d0 {8 c
& s! ^( i: T- O; OHow senior are you?你算老幾? " N; T$ d) V. t# d. D- f, R9 w
( {3 r( t, o2 O3 W4 C& G" K2 \9 bWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
) m& t3 N1 ^) s7 `$ l4 f( N
8 A2 A; }. I. {+ B; {1 MWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 1 y5 p/ G: t$ F- W' A5 Z" P
' L! R: ]: r; I4 u* I9 R5 h5 gDo you big me?你大我呀?
2 y6 ~. V0 [% [; D/ g0 S' G: o, c3 b2 J9 L+ x
Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 5 x" |$ K- J8 a7 o$ ^/ Y: X
3 l; @; _5 F1 X! t. b5 H
Do the world做世界 。
- q/ l9 I9 }0 k0 H( v6 p3 W; G0 X$ \9 i
Big tea rice大茶飯 。 6 L9 j6 w# F0 w' B: U* J, _% c' ~/ h
! q! h+ @# Y$ e& z0 T# o# @% ?What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? & o6 `3 X0 X5 g3 l0 R, \( ^
' L" ]9 R6 A- @: a' m1 R1 m3 G
Cut girl 界女 1 h" D E( B1 X
4 {$ b* `7 c/ v/ k0 W- t6 k
The king of cutting girl.界女王。
9 `# N9 Z* w# V+ ]+ Z8 |) w: C! R! {( K
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
1 T$ q' \' P. M4 I! X3 F
, T; ]- _0 U8 C; [4 k; G/ X6 X6 |" k' P, O4 SI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ & W5 }7 i# D( L' d0 Y2 w% l0 E
/ x6 x1 p, g1 M' N" I5 y4 QCollect father收爹 & s* e5 y; H( B, X
. |/ z7 V, \) h) T6 `6 qYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 3 R) E9 A5 @5 j7 k% x1 H
! i M, t% G! P# jDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
' X! h; r9 O% Y! z; t5 {$ s# v. e1 f+ \: l7 m2 z& l' ^
Laugh die me.笑死我。 ) t8 P' D7 H1 B2 N; N; \" _7 V
6 U# p: o+ d+ e! n) D$ p6 PYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
$ }' ~ V& t' N7 F
: \: r, ?; q. Y& C9 X ~American chinese not enough.美中不足。
. Z7 s8 v3 l0 a" S
+ F; ?- F! G7 ^% T. V( xHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . T" B) P8 `0 R6 c( X! g1 ]. L
0 m$ Y7 X( z6 l6 Y3 B5 [6 @7 U
You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. R2 r% v- D4 s( m$ P
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
8 J7 O4 A2 X* q( z3 I @
" F8 \# E6 R. t$ qEight woman八婆 ^/ X$ A5 u3 b2 k8 m) X
4 ~. r! d8 Z3 x: P) f6 rEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
8 k& y! K! x0 r! Y t
& u0 ] [* q) T# d: UKing eight egg.王八蛋 7 ]& ?8 c+ c5 g+ @( t
$ R) _% ^( ^/ I
Black son黑仔
2 N3 J2 I7 o% D e. t+ H' n/ {$ n$ n' p* _) t1 f, B
Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ : {0 s- x! C, H
3 O5 p- \) N8 v$ m {
Wear grass著草 ' a# k5 l" t9 |; U
" F5 r5 H+ Q4 j3 H- j2 ?8 i
I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
+ P- A. [' R( ?5 Y! K% O: C$ U4 }8 E: }9 ~9 k' P3 g
I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
* C2 V3 g J& i; Y# A
) b: x% G. J7 \* X5 `- OHigh hand.高手 # U/ k! l0 O( Q
$ m/ G# R1 B8 i" N/ D U. xA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ! M' T" N9 R2 e0 M3 @1 a4 `
3 r! P$ s3 [7 \; r! A/ OTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / Z8 e6 e, a, U; ?7 m* S
) Q$ e$ L- E$ E5 F7 r$ }
Good mother.好娘
* k" u. o, @. R8 S, Y' ]9 P0 ?# F- ^& X
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ % s+ z3 z. C) ]& k G. Y* d1 S
8 T* \& G4 a1 S+ X8 B/ w8 f% }0 L# K6 ]Old dot.老點
( M5 C9 s" F: ~/ @; {/ F, U; ?# d
" \9 P3 N( k/ ^/ n5 k# aOne old water 一舊水 8 w L9 W1 z3 p }) d( R1 s
* i; @" V) D) @5 w8 e: g
What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
: k- [8 k- x1 s/ g& b! p+ c, L8 o( ]& ?) e$ t _
A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 8 X0 l ~$ c. {
- s& E8 c0 v, _; G! L3 z& O! TA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
[( l: ^3 @0 o, T+ ^( t1 L- M: q$ ?. g7 J) R; e
Measure water/Pound water.磅水
6 p7 D9 l! J# V. @7 W! U' f/ f" p3 n$ U) q, L/ A- N% P
A dragon service.一條龍服務 ! L; u o7 a2 o# e7 T: B
2 d2 l9 ~1 J3 D4 A3 Y& B5 n0 iHold hold water.楂楂水
8 \$ E+ i' {$ `2 ~: {! s( g' s! ]6 P. p; x
Pump water.抽水 0 y/ b8 M) i/ Y6 J9 O
9 G4 s+ j$ k* ?% Z( E
Two hit six.二打六
# a9 k$ J2 s- U- ]/ Z$ V- p6 C: [/ Q3 I4 F, J" m
Two five boy.二五仔 |
|
