[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 I  x4 @* C! E4 b  e! j* M; j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 |( M3 E6 _) N2 [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" s! V' P  ^* C# `9 f) R5 m
a.They give like hell. 9 x, I$ W2 N' F$ A# e7 k
b.They do not yell.
2 ?9 {( f2 f% ~4 }# g$ o! mc.They do not tell.
; x, M4 k  L/ q# X0 O) zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 {: Z+ h" U4 f
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 q8 j' p0 i9 n1 b+ L: G
- a HEART to love him,& C4 R  H) R* |- G( j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' |. i& T; [& E& M- C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" W$ z  ~2 _: k% W. o3 Y$ ]' h8 {, r
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 B( d3 ?  X5 l0 h$ _6 J
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" Z3 y$ Q, X, ~* P
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# D# C# h: _! Y5 OThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# h/ L$ `8 }4 M$ Z' `The arse hole is always in front of you.1 A4 z3 M8 g" \6 f6 Z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 ^6 P6 y1 B$ ?" A/ k! ]7 C. sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 j7 O8 C& W% b( w  p" x7 @6 }; S2 X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great