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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( }7 U! E% ^4 G' C( D% ]8 Y W9 B% E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: ?* l5 e9 B. v& \3 e7 C5 g
a.They give like hell.
5 `7 d5 |/ O' D5 T: v4 p6 T4 Hb.They do not yell.7 i9 g! s: z- C6 }
c.They do not tell.% D* d, v+ q" N, j% R6 n/ z& W
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( _3 k- i; q, T8 R5 F$ X3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 m4 g0 S' e' p T4 m- a HEART to love him,* Q. f8 d6 X. O8 [
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 ]( T/ F* `* ]. O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" l# p1 m+ H0 o% V5 l+ P
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 I! m( h n9 e# |* K0 f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 x/ u8 G& _* T) L7 `0 \* \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. P i+ Z' b2 e2 U$ x7 VThe arse hole is always in front of you.! L: L# w. ^5 R6 h& N& R- m' m
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( N( x$ Y' i' z) v0 YWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 V. J) c: x, p: Y+ \+ @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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