香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
8 Z# Z4 E& X1 K  y- t甘多人死，唔见你死。
8 R: D' ?9 v0 X# R& z2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 6 ?: E- o8 K4 Q' D3 o
你教我以后点出嚟行?
- B8 Z4 z" V& i- J7 f3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
6 F- b! E* H; a8 E2 a( a" b如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
% D% q" b! s  Q' Q& R. ~+ V7 n+ V4 "I saw a pork chop" ! a6 N( K" v4 Y3 |! E: L6 c7 O
我见到件猪扒啊。
) h1 s$ W6 o4 V5 Are you road?
4 l& u5 w% s7 c7 ?2 B你系咪路啊？ 3 Z/ a! b0 G) z' F/ d9 Y' D
6 What the water are you? . i/ \, i# q4 O9 X
你系乜水啊？ 2 c6 R5 B; V3 g  ^
7 Do you big me?
7 q9 d! l: U* X6 z- s+ _5 A5 n你大我啊？ 8 D! ^+ F# U  o% r* c2 i
8 Zebra chops people.
7 X3 B8 U0 S! i4 b6 a5 _班马劈友。
) d% `# O' m. k4 h7 ?9 a9 The king of the cutting girl.
' f" _0 q$ r5 @0 x+ q- z界女王。 . B7 M- j7 S' B2 u9 y' H! j  Q
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. - `: c; F9 e" K: b9 O" ^6 Y
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
9 g, s& `: C; y3 Q- W; ~! ^3 ]11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
# ^. [' Q8 O) |$ \你当我无到？
4 b2 C. E8 P  b  p12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 4 J4 i& J' O5 v9 t4 d5 |
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 N- D2 j4 y1 J- @0 i/ A- Q- C: E
13 Today I was very black son. & u. u" W9 E" v9 B
今日我好黑仔。 3 `7 _* x7 v& E/ r
14 I am wearing grass. # c. N8 _' B& O- k9 {4 H) m/ i- a( X, d
我着紧草。 8 c1 K7 m) [/ c8 S- @+ {
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ; J& B! L' Q3 |
你未够班同我讲数！
  W- r6 l  {5 ~5 n. E16 Two beat six.
- v3 B. j% F" K8 l' s, L二打六 , z* w. ?! k2 u! t1 u
17 Two five son. 1 F' n& ~$ ^5 l
二五仔
1 C& d. M6 p- N  B, J/ I18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
/ ^& y: n. x, G7 M2 B1 V+ F琴琴青 4 V& D0 R4 k% K
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 % Y" j' b/ @8 r6 p$ [( D9 g
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
9 @6 g! O+ A: i% g: Y# i20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
& V  X# Q5 l* A& ]蠢蠢欲動 。 + U6 {; \1 x/ d- J; l$ l( ]
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 & B' V- c4 E' E) v3 l
人山人海 。 * u# ?3 P6 d6 H$ H) l* t, u: R/ {
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
6 h( J0 ]' a5 t5 y1 F7 |1 `你算老幾? 4 I7 e+ p' P3 S1 b9 t0 g
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 6 ]; ?' J$ n$ G
你講乜鬼?
% i! z; b; A/ O3 T1 q% ?6 z, S24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
/ ^3 i- h6 d* Q$ K# W( V" P* R# ]1 p我驚你有牙！ / V: l3 n$ d# U$ n
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
: T" d* }, L2 b" p( a# L心花怒放。   0 @5 G% f: |* r/ F) J; v7 t
Fish skin & f# R) i6 I, A; ~
鱼皮 。 , B% ?; @: X4 f) t% j/ L
Monster of blowing water. 6 s7 n3 o" b3 L3 G8 v
吹水怪。
* W0 P- z7 N. ~5 u+ `3 Q+ UFace green green   j/ Z/ @/ N9 E' S7 _7 ?+ j
面青青。 # P' C1 y) {1 b
You see road carefully
. Y& R3 m2 U+ ?# t- a! W+ D你小心睇路 ! n1 g; [7 J8 P' d
You go to street carefully
* `+ ?: Z' e2 t4 K) d你出街小心D。 4 _- N; S3 [2 }; G" o# b
Do the world
9 T( T" a, M% }' C+ U5 u做世界 。 6 ~5 B# J  @- d7 k  h
Big tea rice / ]; ^6 s0 O+ z5 w3 U1 ]1 ~- Q
大茶饭 。
$ F* l. _# J0 h1 bAmerican chinese not enough. 9 h! n/ _7 }/ a
美中不足。
4 P7 |  B  C) v' ?( wKing eight egg.
2 P: m/ y* H9 r) @4 n1 M王八蛋 , f' z, G- D9 B/ X) n: v
High hand. % c! e  S: f9 u$ C: W  H
高手
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) ]2 ?  I( \( s+ w: T& GOld dot.
; T; {' e$ ]. [: \6 A, y) [老点 5 z& B( x9 c; F2 f- ?' P
One old water 5 [! o$ o$ @4 a) l. k, _1 a
一旧水 / j2 x5 O5 Q$ L- S' F
I know your mouse.
  j7 R+ }* C9 ]" G- V2 {我识你老鼠！
4 I- M5 i, R- rMeasure water/Pound water.
; w6 w6 s( X; X& X磅水
5 a1 @; L  \+ e! T! AA dragon service. & G# k; W. U/ n1 P: z- s
一条龙服务
1 m# d( u) q3 K# N& q7 P  ^$ F. k+ {Pump water. % q3 X, I' N2 B- N; C. y
**** % i& q) o& S; c
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " v  B$ u0 O8 \8 y' _6 b
我吹鸡打你班友。 2 Z6 g: _$ }+ ~/ T. J$ I6 q; }
You jump building. ; d, i0 h4 T9 Q
你跳楼啦。 1 s5 l& `. z7 z7 O
You come back home and eat banana 8 k; X3 Y; e& w& t
你返屋企食蕉啦
7 s8 S& O% h: V! y/ O: O9 ~I give you a hair. % H2 S$ ~. c& V6 I2 B
我俾条毛你ar! / }. Z4 o1 ^  S9 v' n( r- h
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Collect skin 2 n4 V1 g9 W) O! e
收皮
; r4 Y, v; `0 M* h! u* s3 Y& [9 d  }Collect father
5 S' e& y$ t0 z3 r收爹
/ F1 P' F' y$ [+ kYou give me collect father. + e; y; {- `% m: r& t, {
你同我收爹！
& P- J' m( b3 C- R4 |+ sLaugh die me.
# M! ^  S3 r$ M& u3 o7 B( J笑死我。 & V& F5 L( g. }: c( F
You give me stop. ; M' w5 W1 O$ @$ k
你同我企系度。 ' B; l0 U/ |; t; g9 o$ L, n
Eight woman 3 h7 D9 r0 ^" j8 J; r7 d! m
八婆 ) }# Q1 ]6 K; H2 a- g
Eight woman,you are good! : g8 w) Y8 L1 }  @
八婆，你好o野!
+ M8 X6 K; I6 x  a+ qWhat the spring do you do?
6 k! K9 S8 n/ B% b你搞乜春啊? # t7 J# H% _: |6 }4 N
A dog of eating dung
; x; }+ n! t3 w/ ]5 l食屎狗 8 t+ |5 c: g2 c8 V  F: X& p" I
A ghost of ass ) Y& o& T6 M! ~+ _% a
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
7 O% \6 [( Z$ O都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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- |. [8 k3 e- g( E6 ltotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
( f4 b- }3 `( E" F' L" H- @this is not hong kong style english.....9 G" k7 w1 S7 B* s$ W7 q4 w
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...../ T7 ~& ?! _  A7 x+ a+ {
i've already ban this shit...
6 A0 }2 g4 C# adon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.