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發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM
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睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
& O1 ?- U4 N! Q4 y性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里：
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 " E( z* u. x/ K& `/ E0 z
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 % m6 @! H) m1 L0 a/ N/ \, ]
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡
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" N* h0 o" [& S; ?* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
& l5 l9 V5 \7 c# C# t) GWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡
6 D5 h$ L" m% S4 n ^With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡
* n$ U* ?" K) j: |With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 y( ^3 F: c. V8 X. T8 X6 q" G3 t! d
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
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\5 a4 M/ J0 |- ~* g( L- w* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
1 |4 U9 n6 u" `7 ` oWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 F5 _0 G, F; Z4 g2 w% ?# R
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次
7 |1 `% B/ K1 K4 q7 ]Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡
; d8 R; w% e% ~* x }Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 8 Z! D' E* N' G0 L: `0 H
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 $ w& p$ }2 R0 w0 L6 _
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8 ~( t( c( P5 \" G8 z) S$ f9 D* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 + V3 O% q7 y) v
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
0 D. c4 L% q4 l: y- O% ~8 wJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
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2 ?+ v+ P; m# Y& jdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 N J+ c; H: N
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 3 D( H8 }+ V' g, {
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 / s0 [4 Q( u9 D# Z
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
0 `4 ]$ @6 `9 DItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 1 g i! g& F/ w) J* [- Y, O
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 7 Z) _' E5 ]' J" ~4 N
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡
8 t2 f! ?1 o* D* T: _/ O# X& oFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 3 y3 H. v" k7 w+ X. Q$ u" r+ ^
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, p5 W; G" b2 K9 l9 W0 FStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡
. F; S$ R) |5 y5 n u; ^Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 1 Y6 ?. B( W2 O; B8 p5 O1 g
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡
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from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 : g- e4 @' s k4 ^( j
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 2 `. E1 ]- X! Q& |! y
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 A. K# z1 c; t$ v* h
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
/ _& p! P$ e3 w+ hover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 " l. @1 U$ l# e( D% i [" {* I8 M
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
$ f$ w" m" I% x% T/ ~Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡
, c' O! a+ j) M8 z" g3 MBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 . M" O% T1 ~" e
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 |
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