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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. * N9 |, p  z, R7 N5 B; G, R# _

. w9 ^' Q( v' R4 {" O8 S* d9 v性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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' v) s+ T1 }3 q; G, _  i" \貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' l1 r! B# B- Y# y" O2 `- p% d. M昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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8 h4 P. I& o, [' O) t: C; I3 X擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 n' F2 Y) k6 A4 B

8 M- X% A% i8 C1 l& v1 _: m: _5 t斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 Z% F7 u, L+ T' P
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - d7 g3 z. u1 b# l1 G- E
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 t: B0 Y4 A" [
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ) G/ k* T# e9 |' l9 P! K3 T( Q! q
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 0 F  N+ y4 k- B" k% M: a

; @( O& a% W" Q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 0 z- C# w3 S1 V
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 b: j2 `8 y4 k9 n1 O

. p/ j9 }8 K- j% f不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' V7 E, [# A) O7 W
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, : n. m$ u7 }! ~( S- E

* `- i, v8 F  i! G: j% D. \不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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