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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( l+ B# `* S2 ]$ S: _! n  n
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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" t, p# h1 J* K# q6 ?1 Y3 s苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. + u5 M4 k& M; n. P! e
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 P( H$ S) ?! W% U9 I

7 R" a! y$ E; {3 o教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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; E2 ~" J* m" [$ K子不學:If you don't study hard,
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* K% f( `0 L$ F0 ~1 K斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 h% u3 U  c" x0 w2 ~( y

6 _) C& K5 c( J; o竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 t: P# E6 y# l# O

1 b2 ~0 M' p% s# `+ a7 F+ t有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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$ O' `& H2 n5 S3 C4 d0 D教五子 :All his five son took it
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! p  W* Y8 [2 M% ]' V  Z4 w名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 u. v- Y; L0 z1 q
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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3 b1 D- R2 I) l) ^* |# U% `# p/ z父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ T/ i" ~/ P$ o* R子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 h* {! r+ c* Q# G

: f" f) N* @8 l; N非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . |. z5 m  S5 N3 O

) G* O( C/ q8 a: [幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; ^1 J0 e$ N7 T9 D, K& W

0 |5 e6 @& F7 T& T4 {% }( B6 M' T老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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# z" a: }7 T* ^# N* n# [8 f不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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  _; ^( H& n  _# o- I& @& r9 u; p( _人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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/ F$ T, L, w  r# R( j2 Y! {) N! X不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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