[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: J3 r: f# R; d5 Y) u- V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' s. C( A/ q4 l+ _, ^1 L
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' E. T2 i, Y8 X" p7 f# }" x
a.They give like hell.
3 m7 _' H- D% V$ ^b.They do not yell.3 N. J  U5 X- I
c.They do not tell.
. `" m1 Y9 N0 T2 ^d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 i" X2 T: \' O8 o: K

* M/ z8 N; q: t. t) m$ W3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 {- }/ j! @$ {2 U- P' {" a; j; p
- a HEART to love him,4 n( y. O3 ]) u0 }- f7 j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( I8 i4 U* o/ E0 V1 P: a- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* g- v* D6 E! i# J2 r- a SPADE to bury him!
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4 W$ \0 n! A/ A1 B% p% {/ b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 Z( W+ a, F. Y: gBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' Y9 Y+ L" b) J4 i% [
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# Z6 Q) B4 P9 }, y) f/ j( l- X. aThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 C% d' {6 y4 Q- D9 F4 _. l

- e2 x+ I7 e5 I4 O1 L/ n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ g2 Z, w6 u. Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 B. B( ], \* g
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. i8 X- l4 K  IWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 }  m4 q) [2 W' a$ J- l
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  |' [# ~* C. R2 Y7 S, e' P9 J/ x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' a. E2 k& D$ |% ]2 c) u
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great