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人之初:At the beginning of life. ' H% J4 m& [8 e# j/ M
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性本善:Sex is good.
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+ m# _. a, k2 o" I性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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# [: C8 V7 A7 Z! W, \+ o. E% |7 p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # t" w4 w7 v6 R/ k

- ~0 k: i5 a( D" a5 G3 K( N" m* A苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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5 h; v. c* B9 h# P4 j- t性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ( p- K% g$ g# N9 V& c3 e$ `
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. " W( T9 P' T  ]4 I
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : m# r4 _, \! |. t8 W0 D; Y1 x" e0 ?
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子不學:If you don't study hard, $ g& D! w( Y1 J
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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7 j7 G& D* I: n: N有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   @1 n4 F1 R# U* F; R" N7 @

1 I6 C* ?0 l- ?& h9 l, j# [養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, * ^% B$ K7 v8 T) R9 B: n( h0 v  o7 K

5 R" O6 P5 ]* F+ ?父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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0 z0 H) O% b3 U- p. l8 p師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 f! R) O0 I  v$ M( S3 f# b子不學 :You may refuse to study this ' u0 j0 X: `4 P1 p9 d. k

0 |' P/ {# Z( p; c非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! r  ^6 `- n% l

4 b5 l% w1 |4 }9 j* r幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ |/ K/ N. m3 M# V; ~
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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6 M6 K; a$ s' |  x不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 ?+ G5 W2 z) p$ S  t7 [% C4 [* e; f8 |

) [: ^5 P2 p* E6 l人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , j# o, o0 W8 e9 H
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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