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人之初:At the beginning of life. - c! G5 ~% I3 A
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性本善:Sex is good. / d9 A( t- i" K

: R2 [+ L) s- I( M- `性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . f/ {+ g& L) i/ Z4 I, o

9 w* t4 D5 L; `1 V7 y- k苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 N, x) }& p) H
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 z; h6 c* z1 V
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教之道:The way of learning it ) i7 ^$ m1 r; {

9 i/ u" Z7 |: Q% R貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. % G* q' V6 D8 k8 }
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子不學:If you don't study hard, $ `+ C+ B* ~2 p& B
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . y1 g3 }$ ?2 U5 R8 ?

1 Y7 S" j/ Z! Z) G) ?- e竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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. _; U. {' G! x3 ^  _/ h有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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1 V2 @/ ~$ I9 v' a) P# T0 u教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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; F( i: k$ ~" e父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * U8 v, d9 M) [

3 o' E  v8 j/ Z& {/ C' b+ _. W8 H) C- {子不學 :You may refuse to study this : t# k' O5 M! j& f1 v
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / D4 v3 y0 C0 N  o, i- G6 H
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , Y" g9 z. P8 s( S0 U! Z& |1 \

' s! Q) ?* `* J老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, - l0 [$ V  k* z6 T% q

" S6 \; u1 z# h& G$ i不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; U2 X; h+ H  Y: M8 y3 N1 m
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 ^1 q  d$ d) C$ D* A

. L* W+ f: i" V7 D5 \  m不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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