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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ : t4 ~2 j8 Z/ z, x4 l) L' h3 z
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+ q0 z: N; Z9 e8 {3 F4 E/ f$ i# H" yPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 ]& ~) Q' W. A4 C. X
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ( K2 h4 z k4 l" `3 t) b
% p' {- @8 P9 o" ^5 F9 \$ iI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ - x% [7 Z8 j5 n
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ % U. X* B* A; P9 k3 g
+ C; W5 ?$ {* R( T4 \7 }Fish skin~魚皮 。 ' e( }- q1 ?' u( j# l& _
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Fall on a street@@ 。 " S0 c' s! s5 V9 `) U: _7 N$ a: u
: ~: T# Y i: o& c, mfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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* u( ^9 m2 F, y$ y' |Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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) H% E( N, M- ~% h4 K4 W- tI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / ]8 O0 b+ O& i8 S" Q& M, C& G
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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, @7 w0 k6 H: v0 L( Z; nFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 ~# Q! ~1 {* p
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 & Y; a. Y1 v( T2 u4 `1 q- S3 g0 Q
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 2 b5 w' j5 F9 }( c
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 1 c4 U# c. T* g3 Z9 v: J3 K
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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- R7 G7 m, M0 _7 F2 xYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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/ p7 A) t' c$ X; Q4 G6 MHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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: d' \ ~1 J* BWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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! H2 {1 f4 Q3 }- ]7 V, g, HWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ' S# x& z( ]6 K/ {( x( U- \* [
( F+ X6 @- o% i; r: N6 hDo you big me?你大我呀? 9 A4 S% s; Q+ M9 {, W$ `: _
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ( P) n( X* e U
$ j+ x9 V9 V4 R, I4 j& n( n* yDo the world做世界 。 . K/ I/ z$ x0 s; T8 q$ X! h
. d6 E! {9 A9 Z$ O, k% I3 bBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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* i. |- K4 H/ p, v, pWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # @6 f. y, N8 [3 i; G* v8 [" _
9 l1 G2 x1 T2 q7 q8 k# ]Cut girl 界女
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% y& m& J7 l$ @3 h& s3 QThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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% j% X7 {$ D- i1 YCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ( u' I% Q3 ]7 D6 ~. z
- y& y% X$ J" J d/ F& o9 rCollect father收爹
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# j6 T6 H& M6 o) RYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 2 m$ @6 V2 @1 Z% N. U' O
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 K* ]) y! a: r% r8 z
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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3 `& {" I8 o; E$ [- }) z S; N! |You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ) f$ v4 f+ s. ^
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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) F; Y/ g3 m; R1 x- ^Eight woman八婆 0 B/ ]. C& @4 A. v* S- E# `
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 0 y8 }8 K* P v1 E) A9 Q5 X+ A: f- v
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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: {& c& i: L, D1 `Black son黑仔 , w6 e3 Y. C6 W9 }
# T. j+ W4 o; t! ?' ]- wToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 2 H9 h+ q8 c7 h
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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+ b4 r9 Y: d6 tHigh hand.高手 : r$ h& ^- Q' q/ T
, I1 f" i9 t" Z+ P9 ^A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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3 x1 m% L7 S, J& j4 i d% W! ?* `To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 : v- B1 u& x* _( A5 D
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Good mother.好娘 " ?& e" G7 n/ P) S0 e3 a* b+ n+ F
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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" e3 Y4 Z0 F3 M' O: }. X( [Old dot.老點
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4 a$ z0 F; D, p$ W8 E5 ZOne old water 一舊水 / b+ }8 S( _6 k+ n B. o* }
7 S- E* S' E$ O1 ]# N3 [( X; qWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? % ~0 S1 P9 z$ t" H0 d, Q
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 / S9 F2 B# H3 t! w) @2 v
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 % @. `' v5 Q( o3 t' r
$ z! p0 ?9 n- }- ?* J9 j) `1 C$ d6 GMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 " j) V% O9 e$ ^4 u" b3 x( J
. ~/ c+ G. a2 Z1 C2 s% `1 DA dragon service.一條龍服務
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# R% c }3 H7 h0 _Hold hold water.楂楂水
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6 s x+ r! T. v8 TPump water.抽水
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, U" N$ W& ?+ t& A3 ~Two hit six.二打六 ! G6 F8 S1 M, x3 C" S" a1 l5 x
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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