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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  7 ]* F5 \, ~" l
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& H7 t/ {; w$ l* d8 q0 u% d& t- d(轉)港式英語 4 n/ O8 }2 w- o9 g5 x4 G* b
" u" K( h* P$ p; }( L/ MPiano piano green 琴琴青
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+ G' I7 t- v. h$ j c9 cPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 & Y8 H/ c6 X6 g% J, w
" |& U9 ~0 ]1 YI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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& x3 u" f7 ]! U" xI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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4 V2 Z# z! F6 }! O7 jIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ' T1 [* \2 c: d) s6 R; N" e: j
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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# |* I, G4 U* RFall on a street@@ 。 4 K6 h4 N6 d9 H& k) f5 ?. l
' U+ V# M# c" Lfall on your street.""你個"K"
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, A- c+ e) F/ z3 e+ Q6 k& ~( m yBlow water吹水
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$ m* l0 ]4 |, e$ K' jMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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+ J1 S V2 E e) K5 YBlow chicken吹雞 ' r( }$ r! `+ O& {& N N7 Y6 {. v
0 ]" s. U4 U+ Y M/ AI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
+ G3 r8 ?0 x3 G4 Z3 ~5 X H4 l8 p我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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" V# Z5 v+ i' iFace green green臉青青 。 9 b; r2 V. \( E. Q
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 1 D P R+ v8 t! i( `) Z
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 " j& _1 M1 ?+ g4 J- R( i
! N! ?( J% N" l% i$ h% M4 O" s) ?% GYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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3 Y7 z3 |6 c; g+ s u2 o8 M! X* LYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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5 @8 y. J% L* B% Q2 EYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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- q- z0 K0 l/ L9 JPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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% s+ b. w5 \( {* YAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ! P- G; I, v; B8 |% y: V5 X
. d( }: A9 I/ ]9 d8 L/ d' Q. H' M9 KEat banana食蕉 ! s/ c6 V$ U& |8 F0 J* `' e
4 y5 L R- e$ i# DYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / p' ?) o" |2 L7 O/ T1 B/ ^+ u
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ( C4 ~7 g/ D# t5 b5 g0 E) d9 ^
. l2 b1 C( W" jWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ! k; c& [+ m9 B% T) |
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Do you big me?你大我呀? % @. t- y; p% e1 P6 R
8 c6 ?% a, ?3 t( c z4 l* aZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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' o% y& ~: X n9 w: s; A( PDo the world做世界 。 1 G( P0 s( a# I( k5 O) b& |1 B
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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$ U5 @ B) ^& i5 a. a0 a7 lCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 1 V3 ~4 m2 m! c8 D Q4 L
8 U* w& N) S) pI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ) I7 K& Z5 \' q2 ~9 P. R
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Collect father收爹 6 e8 [; b6 R, q
6 C, U) d4 N+ V* O7 ?You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 7 c- b1 a9 J) l
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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9 o; `4 n2 |' t5 {! GLaugh die me.笑死我。 5 V2 H& K4 ^ i! x9 H8 x% l
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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' U- l; I* {) [/ t# o& vAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 n" F$ f8 ^1 `( `
4 g4 {' j6 }. t# K8 ]. E, J5 g$ mHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' @$ l9 p# `5 }7 t- b6 c% r9 h3 N+ _
l! n5 x+ N m7 k! Q0 `You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
" Q& g, s, n+ L. \你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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7 p* { @9 ]+ Y: }, qEight woman八婆
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8 r$ Z5 M' Q; Z% M# nEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 6 s. @- P/ k. `; K% p1 H3 }* B
$ ~2 N9 `* D7 ?0 J B# K* [, jToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ) \0 W2 J! \) q( x) ` x2 |
( M: E ~) n+ x& {' C% H: PWear grass著草 # Z! I- W" p/ V7 \0 ?) N( ]
+ n8 }% h _$ Y% ~. M2 F" TI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! X9 _" o1 x4 d) U2 M1 q
6 z8 K" q8 p; r: UHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ; A' s4 [/ R R9 L. `7 \
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 7 u0 [; b! S' f& k/ Q$ x+ h3 Y) d
' w2 T) E. O; q# c3 p$ A9 W- IYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 ) A5 T s E) d1 q$ Y5 Q
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 8 y# c# W" t) L7 ~2 o$ r& y/ L g
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 : u0 @$ Y# \; N! h; _ x0 g
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ! Q+ [' ~/ T* q8 r( `# [7 E3 N; F; l7 b0 A
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 " D7 n6 W* x; Q/ \, C# r9 W& z
4 i& c. Q+ q2 w; O0 R ]3 [( qTwo hit six.二打六
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' l& |& y% j! y( iTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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