[English]: Jokes..

小强

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, K9 ~% m' g! j. ]* I0 U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( e1 o; |  B( N2 H3 J99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ x* i7 Z8 }1 d, C1 S" y

3 D7 i& {$ C. F- x, M) _2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 K. O9 b+ ?1 F9 E2 T& Q/ C7 E/ w: Wa.They give like hell.
( ~8 v$ f5 _. db.They do not yell.. l. L2 v2 N, d
c.They do not tell.
+ k" A+ b7 W9 @# G5 [+ nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) T* d9 P% z& D& i' z% s4 _5 h

; ]4 C: f" k" R! @; g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 w+ i; t% e- V) r. z
- a HEART to love him,
3 ^9 a( Q0 J% o! @. s  [# V- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 y" d% w+ D9 {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) ?8 |, ~$ ~! b: ]( H6 o" J- a SPADE to bury him!" ~3 V% o) |+ c+ E

+ W( ?& p' J  I( u4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! l9 S5 j2 E+ s7 s6 _1 T, x0 `( PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% ~7 j. }, s9 o6 s5) What is the strongest muscle?
" [& L2 Q/ I3 CThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 k! |0 E, M$ {8 ^4 J  m6 q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" M: r6 C: E- ^& @+ Y- \8 }
The arse hole is always in front of you.& p' I- u( E; O' e1 q

/ l' `" q7 P4 h+ n- Z. ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 |) k+ K- d% j# M2 ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 c/ @' z$ H  q8 ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~% o8 v8 l  U8 Y' P" Z
keep it up~~
, F1 |" O# t+ ccheers

maksim2046

that is great