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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, E. M' x) e& K C- h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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D, \+ w9 ^3 y! L ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 Q2 J3 \ y* ?0 Ka.They give like hell. 3 M: R$ ]) K' l1 [" f
b.They do not yell.
" o7 T( M( \) U$ a# Z7 q3 ?c.They do not tell.' |6 a0 d4 B$ _$ a. S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; h9 S2 a" p8 H2 w+ F3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! r; V2 w0 S/ r! F+ V% D* |$ j& O
- a HEART to love him,8 {. N8 l' @/ L7 G( u. Z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 ~ b( i0 V" h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- Z0 q* p* v% N
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 \" G5 h) U2 v7 `$ O8 Z; zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 Q u* r9 I9 V8 J' c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ q' ^! O5 q% N& ^1 c
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; F1 K; l; v G4 n+ t6 Q* l: RWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 G8 d5 k/ q# \7 @" }& _
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: J* \ d- b7 J8 i2 f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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