[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 d; r: R9 s! `/ w9 \4 W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* X* S# F9 s; F1 [$ |
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) L6 A, {# q& n( }6 w; F
a.They give like hell. 1 N+ d3 B! g4 A0 a/ v
b.They do not yell.8 _1 b$ `' B0 }1 f4 ^+ U/ H
c.They do not tell.
3 w* ~# {# C- W" c1 Z$ q* _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! N. `1 h5 n5 u+ Q$ ~* y- a HEART to love him,1 F- e$ o; b9 c6 b1 P
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 _$ d! u0 H7 V$ K& p- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 U4 k5 Z! A& Q8 v5 i7 C1 N3 W
- a SPADE to bury him!
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+ I+ S0 Y/ B$ N" c7 k; a8 r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& T. ~+ J% ?5 U
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 O5 p! W" n1 |: g5) What is the strongest muscle?; D' R& H/ L  R1 E& {7 ]% R" x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 R6 S8 a7 n: ]: C! G. E9 v) W

  u$ {% I) @" U7 ~5 i+ y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 j' K, s, N& T/ d
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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* _( }$ U7 A" k: S% t5 }2 k7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 k* O; k7 I6 C& `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 d( H3 n5 N1 B. p5 `
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 {4 L& O0 G/ \' gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 f! h! `8 w. o1 X' h, x! [
keep it up~~* f) L, m! ~" `- m
cheers

maksim2046

that is great