香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
) r8 M$ ~0 J% |$ D甘多人死，唔见你死。 : B& ?, {" S* R% z( a. `
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? - T- k' j6 n2 I5 r7 x5 S
你教我以后点出嚟行?
  b& j0 B0 T! A0 ]: A3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
& d1 T# z+ c& v1 U如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
. J! j4 A. r) ?: {0 p# _4 "I saw a pork chop" + L; j% w: T! ~% E; T
我见到件猪扒啊。
: ~7 q4 ^+ Z- V, [7 X9 _5 Are you road? ; F( O2 H, f& P- E
你系咪路啊？
( j7 |, q# y8 t! Q/ ~* {2 q6 What the water are you?
  x9 S& F$ C, e; e8 M你系乜水啊？ ; {7 @2 l, y6 M5 L+ _* w: U6 v
7 Do you big me?
5 c3 p/ }/ r- J) ?6 Q: D( P你大我啊？ 0 E8 a2 H: c" j2 p
8 Zebra chops people. 6 {/ `1 f1 g# ]3 X9 x. H
班马劈友。 + K7 N5 J- X" F- J) ?
9 The king of the cutting girl.
/ u" I! ^4 b8 E# f/ z界女王。
* o5 X: {( S3 v10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
/ Z# U7 O2 q1 n7 X; V9 ^批我个头俾你当凳坐。
3 a8 t! Z. B3 F- w' J6 Y11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
$ P" I- x3 X6 V! Q& |5 ~7 y你当我无到？
8 ]" m, E1 f& g; I# d& g3 J12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
+ b- \, g0 K/ {- ~你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 6 i! ^3 o0 H0 w  y. u& h; W
13 Today I was very black son. , T1 p% U' w9 j( o" |. k! l" ]: k+ k
今日我好黑仔。 1 K( K) m4 @3 }+ c- \, q
14 I am wearing grass.
! Q1 s+ R- k( s1 K我着紧草。 # {- [2 M3 N( L0 n
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!   b  z( @# x. V" M
你未够班同我讲数！
3 B& g" m; y5 o/ z) x$ {# I16 Two beat six.
7 s% s. Z, e" B6 M" v8 ^二打六 % H/ a, q8 Z  B( x2 k7 z
17 Two five son. / ]1 C$ |  T) E$ y
二五仔 ; {- X+ M9 N$ r$ ]0 j
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 0 d2 R, v+ A  E) ^# F/ I8 O# z
琴琴青 / j% E; P1 T. z4 p/ x
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 # l6 n. ~1 m( |8 s8 v; {( K4 E
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
: w, ?1 F: v) K: r20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ) }0 O  ]3 f' P: [( c
蠢蠢欲動 。 . R6 G! ]; N" F: g: n8 }6 G) U
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
; Q: y" @2 g) |  ], r+ U4 f) I- y人山人海 。
+ O. h: Y1 ~$ w) ~: j: E- n22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　   k6 D( Q; k$ P
你算老幾?
" @/ j8 r3 {4 a/ |- d% a0 _23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
% K, Q+ }$ G" n7 i2 O你講乜鬼?
! J/ q4 \5 X- h6 @* F$ \5 C  D24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ! y2 p7 x5 l. A/ C% e
我驚你有牙！
+ _- P3 K* h6 p: a5 i25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
# M: m% n; t* W" L- D& t心花怒放。   - K( O( B' o" Q' ^% _. A
Fish skin
3 U5 ^0 p$ E2 o- q& r1 i# J鱼皮 。
$ c% \, x9 }  l; \. \Monster of blowing water.
5 F8 x8 K5 @# Z4 h( s. t: ?吹水怪。
8 ^! i  K! D; Z- f4 E8 e* nFace green green
! [) d" e2 Q& c" d6 ^2 |面青青。 $ V0 C4 b' M9 _& \$ E7 I2 T' \) h1 d
You see road carefully
2 @. M: N$ q* j( a1 P你小心睇路 * B& k+ R: M8 |
You go to street carefully
0 ^# O- {9 w* u  D& p; O7 o你出街小心D。 1 o; V" @- k4 x+ C; _3 }
Do the world - i9 }: V& T3 S) d, A
做世界 。
$ B9 U; ^" N, J, X6 ^1 I+ LBig tea rice ( ^) Z, w( F, i6 f$ D
大茶饭 。
7 j4 O% c- E) vAmerican chinese not enough. ; @; m8 j' X& O3 k
美中不足。 . g" x& Q4 J8 S# E6 M
King eight egg. 5 k3 S* O5 r. u. r* M
王八蛋
" \2 b& D% a8 |& S5 kHigh hand.
2 l3 z) T2 I0 K" _. H高手 0 ~5 i, j6 j) g6 y' @
9 _6 h0 D* A2 |
Old dot. 0 F$ B2 O# A* T  ^9 z6 Z# l& X. E
老点
7 Y0 T" B$ ?  }0 LOne old water
; V" \& j" Q' @+ g$ X# {. e/ S& `+ B一旧水
. {  q& X4 K4 ?9 W% x& K, H  ^I know your mouse. % |3 Q/ a& v* w; [
我识你老鼠！
7 r2 K& F0 r& s! L( OMeasure water/Pound water.
: m' o; F! Z5 _$ f( m! M) e# [/ u磅水
4 E3 s* n6 X0 e0 J' EA dragon service. 0 m9 A2 a* ^5 `* f
一条龙服务
- h, N" y6 T1 R6 U2 S4 OPump water. $ v' n5 T% \" e& a3 B$ T
****
( E9 ~# P0 V7 M7 F5 B* S7 s7 WI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - P% s% u6 O5 G
我吹鸡打你班友。
7 b+ A) u4 ~' D& b6 l2 {. @' rYou jump building.
9 a; ^5 g+ m9 J  b& @你跳楼啦。
# r7 v5 Y  \1 k' k; IYou come back home and eat banana
5 I5 {' Q- L$ c5 t你返屋企食蕉啦 : e& m3 M  U4 G6 b2 o
I give you a hair. 6 _/ j  A, A+ S+ X+ n+ y  T
我俾条毛你ar!
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8 {8 h5 _# K9 H# w, B0 lCollect skin 6 W* S. n9 x  k+ F5 }+ c; ], b
收皮
2 [+ r5 a' V& H% Q2 s: N5 HCollect father
/ a8 g- v) K& Y4 r. h% V3 f收爹 6 _5 r/ k5 |1 q6 X
You give me collect father. # q) G& c# A# Y, `- t
你同我收爹！
+ O& m, r: h1 ^# sLaugh die me.
( r& j: P; i; t) ~( [笑死我。 ! L; u1 T* h9 f. G
You give me stop. 4 W! V- |  N6 V* M1 g7 Q
你同我企系度。 ; @! a8 s* z3 u! q# V! X
Eight woman
) N* b" g/ E. r3 `$ l八婆
4 f" S1 d; L  R* d& S+ rEight woman,you are good!
5 G" `0 P9 K+ j5 A5 W1 m八婆，你好o野! & a% H5 L9 [" _" U% {/ X
What the spring do you do? 4 l+ j$ m; ?2 y# z. q. r( Q
你搞乜春啊?
" t0 j! J/ T6 B& A2 k& p4 wA dog of eating dung ' s0 h+ \6 O% |6 o
食屎狗
3 L/ m; s0 M; |% P1 S9 GA ghost of ass
! v8 X) L# @# z( E$ D6 U7 S屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....2 N& e6 {9 R6 n) g
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

: }7 z5 O# I5 b) f# }# `8 p5 G1 x. D
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
+ m( i/ b0 U! k% ^this is not hong kong style english.....
4 @( {& o8 O' Y( }this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....1 P# A$ Q4 m: O4 r' u
i've already ban this shit...# l! G2 x, D# g# l) }
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.