香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. : ~& M" ]. }4 y, w
甘多人死，唔见你死。 . l" h& }( E. G, R9 B
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
# s* F& z! D! i; ^7 ~! Q你教我以后点出嚟行? ' D- X4 e+ K# p
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
2 U; _% H/ R! U: D3 S) j如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " g- p6 O8 I5 J8 {3 d( \
4 "I saw a pork chop"
6 e; h) j$ H$ k$ a1 q我见到件猪扒啊。
' w2 y8 r2 {! G5 Are you road?
/ V8 j0 T0 {- y6 \) p% ~  P你系咪路啊？ : x. i6 B& T9 X! ^% X* i6 H
6 What the water are you? $ O5 w# r2 m( c- q
你系乜水啊？ 2 o( g- Q& S% k/ r+ {6 S& d
7 Do you big me? 4 q' h5 V! y) T6 @, K5 E/ ]
你大我啊？
) d; B% a9 |# J2 e$ y7 ]& w8 Zebra chops people.
" R1 l: d& X" ~' i: l% o班马劈友。
# b9 d2 e' u) I& P' w8 V. {/ E8 J& B9 g9 The king of the cutting girl.
6 ]$ P7 ?6 ?4 t/ B& ^! n/ d& J( D界女王。 8 `$ T7 Z$ I/ e. J" S+ M2 q* h# D: [( g
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
4 n9 p1 y( G1 @) J' d; Q/ B批我个头俾你当凳坐。
, ^1 u/ t) B% @! T: s+ {( Y11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
0 \! a- B5 L, V7 \( o8 C( e你当我无到？
8 A( w; K( l+ n- @0 u* F12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
( J! d) V3 c; u3 m你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 a* u6 f9 Q1 P& b  H
13 Today I was very black son.
/ W) e  k! B7 W今日我好黑仔。
( p0 \; K1 p: y& k" {  Y3 n14 I am wearing grass.
: w* C/ Q! j% f* N/ u我着紧草。
9 w  W7 U4 r3 v' K( w( K0 B  z15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ' @, E3 b, R' ~
你未够班同我讲数！ ( C6 ?) \. I+ R1 d* k
16 Two beat six. - K$ R3 }1 V1 y/ U/ _- G" X: S
二打六
9 }- p* d( b$ |7 `+ R1 m* o17 Two five son.   D! N0 _7 u# [9 z# K7 Z
二五仔
8 [# J* v" j7 Z18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 / v5 k* Q9 ?( ]) X. S
琴琴青
1 P6 W% Y& x/ ^. I, r/ v8 D. s8 B19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
2 n# X7 o& j% {: N( o我俾D顏色你睇睇！
! c9 S& U1 n) C! T. k8 Q/ x6 l1 c20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 % t+ _" e% R2 L2 C
蠢蠢欲動 。 # d) u+ d5 f& d0 n8 m, ~6 g
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
, {# e& t8 E6 Q人山人海 。 $ y0 y! ~% G6 l4 b5 j. r  r
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 - [$ _9 e: h4 T" ]2 z
你算老幾? 9 J1 {8 s8 [( ~% K
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
" G7 Z5 J; v9 {) C/ b你講乜鬼? * o( P. r( s* i0 S/ E5 ~0 S  Y9 A5 B
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ) {9 {+ ?* p0 n9 \
我驚你有牙！
/ s& T6 k  b! |1 @25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
% P( W7 d6 \: X& v( o2 n心花怒放。   
! R( @/ y1 H9 \8 z/ UFish skin
% V7 @2 \; U: A# {; a: }鱼皮 。
4 S, j+ ]( ?5 L+ t7 oMonster of blowing water.
7 L- E+ e9 y* ]吹水怪。
. U' q" c( m' N) [/ `0 d' tFace green green
) b/ S9 K, G1 m4 e+ s' j. L面青青。
5 g5 Y3 X0 Z0 {" |9 uYou see road carefully % M6 O/ t: u" ?" j8 W
你小心睇路 * S# f8 `, r& A- @( v* v
You go to street carefully 6 o3 F! G' }+ y% P  ~2 Z
你出街小心D。 ! T! y+ H+ o  S7 ]* q
Do the world ! e) H" u7 i6 ?: X4 k4 n" i0 H
做世界 。 8 i' q* q9 I  @
Big tea rice
7 u  v4 P  i* d! k+ V. D7 x5 A' s, i大茶饭 。
1 w  v3 {: W8 {" lAmerican chinese not enough.
" R: C1 Q1 J, @8 ~& p4 Z' o; H美中不足。
8 s/ g% t) P7 W+ W  {( qKing eight egg. + D: E+ y' G* [$ ^1 K
王八蛋 $ I6 F7 v8 I* j& R8 t
High hand. 1 ]6 J/ R! E$ O/ @2 y. S( ~
高手 / F0 X3 p& L* v" ]5 w- [1 o5 v

! b/ y5 C) ?+ ZOld dot. ) y5 D% g- H; T+ n) U4 k
老点 0 E6 O/ x4 v3 P: q  `% n
One old water
' Z1 x" Q( o& r一旧水 5 r7 M( h- J( E& _# w" s
I know your mouse.
- v' e! d4 n  ?) U/ g; M! Z我识你老鼠！ , ^3 p9 t& }  G) w) w1 r* i
Measure water/Pound water.
1 }$ E8 h  F8 J. ]& o; `) a8 D磅水
. c/ V0 \% ]. D1 v) ~3 t* kA dragon service.
# }# b$ ?0 k2 }* o* \) ^一条龙服务 2 O+ _# r3 ?7 i  p5 f; S
Pump water. 5 z6 A* Z, U8 ?$ u5 T
****
. z8 z4 [2 k+ C( G. U  S* w: LI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 M# k. G( v( g
我吹鸡打你班友。
* c6 `' z- y8 a' j& o0 e  s$ \You jump building. 7 I7 q& i3 L5 J* `& Y. A( i
你跳楼啦。 1 O8 Q! |( J8 I) C6 R$ Z
You come back home and eat banana 0 A  ~, [, @6 _# V+ C5 B- ~
你返屋企食蕉啦 4 _  K4 Q! T3 [5 ]; O9 k
I give you a hair. ! o* V2 M+ F; O! s
我俾条毛你ar! / `% q+ V% w) J* d" s( y

) V/ b1 R6 Q, N. \& C3 c7 TCollect skin
5 i0 i1 f& J% I, F4 N收皮 / h' r  E' z; r& H3 n
Collect father
& k* A, y8 Z0 k3 {6 A6 W收爹
+ i* {7 O/ C" c+ i6 }1 YYou give me collect father. / F/ z' O$ f1 \  t. o- }
你同我收爹！
9 c2 ]' H2 {0 A3 U" C" l/ R* |Laugh die me.
  Q" x8 N6 o! e7 T/ ^  q笑死我。
1 ]: R7 C4 ?. b( ^& E, RYou give me stop.
1 a5 ^; s! h% `4 Q6 w* h8 z" W你同我企系度。 8 f# q  f7 f( X/ `/ d$ E! n
Eight woman 3 D3 I  Q( @; D6 W# N( V
八婆 2 U0 J$ l7 b5 D! O) Z/ {1 d
Eight woman,you are good!
! ^) y' v6 o! p+ _1 W/ z- k8 |八婆，你好o野!
8 m2 o# }8 T% o8 s# }2 CWhat the spring do you do? 6 f: \3 n; V4 m& ]
你搞乜春啊?
4 r# @* }% K9 w& Y- z6 [A dog of eating dung
8 t4 e( q$ h; m食屎狗 + ~( b! S1 G7 P" \
A ghost of ass + s3 ~% m2 S! q# ~5 `
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
, i$ D' M+ b+ {# a都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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3 i0 M& Z6 I( O4 H" p- q: N) _totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
2 t8 y: l+ h* t( P% J  g: u  `this is not hong kong style english.....
; t5 |, s1 k" Dthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....$ P1 V( _, J6 B  N( r* a& Z
i've already ban this shit...
4 @9 h* m; C$ |! Ldon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.