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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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8 `/ X0 E' {' k3 _$ r性本善:Sex is good.
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8 l* i# {0 V3 k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 O/ y, X7 V# l, |- e
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , ]2 R6 p# j8 s; l

1 a" o4 q$ }; D- c" b6 C/ b教之道:The way of learning it 9 Z5 s$ K" ?, M$ l' \2 U1 l
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( H- g5 p9 {$ k7 [
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ h% G( `9 j3 A

8 l; |& n8 S8 C0 r: @子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" P! v) d- P$ r; c0 R/ p斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. , A6 ^" p! R& t5 v% w' D, _
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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( b* \; J: w& v有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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' g, F  n5 F# L, t教五子 :All his five son took it 1 W; w' e- w, k1 O
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + |8 S8 M5 J1 q8 Z; b

& c0 S+ [2 J' z5 L4 m父之過 :It is all your fault. # y0 j" @) r& j# Y- y0 b5 l( t
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 G4 X0 ^2 J% T

9 l8 H7 W  Y# I0 S( j* Z! @子不學 :You may refuse to study this / Z" p8 O. O5 d  v9 P
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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' S% e; ]' j% `; [- y幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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- U3 ]; F4 Z2 D, V老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - O6 x, `; o1 `  m" x0 E1 ~# B
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 e9 \5 [' X. y6 ?4 U6 ]

0 d: W1 b- c% N" c不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ! X( V9 m0 ]5 _# b( Y3 ~% [' \3 w

3 T. I- H3 B/ u! q3 ~! j( ]% R  t1 ~人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 V+ F1 y- ~* Q/ i; `

  ]. J+ U8 b* v# S: R不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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