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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. ; X4 B% A* l- Q' r7 t
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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3 a3 |3 Q4 N% D習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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! c- ]( _0 l! F& M$ g8 n* S$ \* q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * j) Q6 n9 L5 h$ @4 ~, O0 {: J
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 o" }% L5 g2 x9 e  i3 L
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教之道:The way of learning it " t$ ^% W2 y8 Y, D+ Y5 @2 G

4 D# G4 D7 Y/ D. X# E貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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/ Y( A7 \$ d4 N$ Q; ^; Q" n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . s5 `! q: k7 m  N

9 n: q1 z& v4 r3 C擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 7 E: K/ V) c; t2 g5 v

) f' Q$ l( d( E子不學:If you don't study hard,
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$ x9 ]* J" z7 y" C斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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1 B! G  Y4 [2 m2 O: g: s8 T教五子 :All his five son took it 2 J; V( A6 \8 C- u
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ( d7 i! @6 N# M3 v3 A
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - Z2 {6 p+ J7 Q% v0 s4 Q
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' G8 y( x# p" R' D. g) y子不學 :You may refuse to study this , f" m5 V9 a& I, I9 _

# i3 V1 Z! d- o  T9 _7 O, S非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 W! w1 T- I* c, u" W+ [" M
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 {, R+ t' W3 S' F( p; \0 W

3 U) i, q$ G9 X: J6 ~6 Y老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, - b: U+ {5 P  P' J! a

( L- ~3 U! o- C8 \! O3 ^+ M不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 4 H2 I7 m/ y0 P  z( z. A

6 P7 ^- c2 Y: E不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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