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人之初:At the beginning of life. ! M) n9 `3 a1 R  h

5 k/ \" K! [& P) n" D性本善:Sex is good.
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7 ^- c4 ]8 Q/ y. q+ s% W9 Z! b性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 h/ E& W/ g  Q0 w. P0 k0 l% U9 T

/ J% h8 @# c; s5 p5 k6 e習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & u3 B" z1 p- m; r! _+ z, }

: [, h8 g6 Q- ^1 u苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 i; u2 T' D) F7 C
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 8 K# Z. C0 \& `& i( h5 A4 S! q. b

) P  \% g0 ~% K! M& h& y貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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; t; ]; d$ B2 n/ J6 l6 T  q! ]  p擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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" v. B$ k' z8 D0 U% D子不學:If you don't study hard, / a  D( l2 J8 K: }

  ^) J. F% s4 |2 K+ y3 i斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 `% v8 U* m' R* o) x
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous % [- Z2 I4 z" |% b1 X7 Y, p
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( P8 ^! X. D  q2 `# O2 e/ X; n6 b( q

! b  F& j9 }# B! y$ d教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. " a$ g- W8 Z. W* ?7 t
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : y0 O. l2 a& y# E. t6 K- B( I

& W3 I4 X, Y" z8 r) I父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 j# R+ Q3 O" ?7 a( b' u% U5 N, e

7 x- k! Q- A5 v8 I. Z6 J. M教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + O5 R; j) Q; c$ F) b( h; @) ?

+ N2 b4 C* F& U4 i' ]: J) c9 N師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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& x4 o0 _# i/ i6 m' O2 E子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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! `+ y  n+ ?: j非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : d: Y( R! _5 d6 q: y/ U  e+ {
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! B: L. S* N% F7 \5 l老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 c' W4 e* k: [/ ^0 J

5 Y* M4 u+ c) w. q) ~玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * H0 N. E) @" F& B) P
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , N1 q( t. U* ]* A

5 @5 k+ B# Z2 h人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 d; a! J& {4 V# P1 d
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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