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人之初:At the beginning of life. , z7 N! |3 s, Y# Q8 Q# C. E9 K( \
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性本善:Sex is good. 3 J3 `+ @, e9 x$ y& G

7 Z6 m0 W9 C, J; O- u性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 y0 j/ E/ v+ W' {$ g1 K; I

% {' K( V. X! @習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. " f' H5 E7 V  \, h/ q( p
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 9 L8 ]& o  i  P, p) k! @
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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! ^2 Q0 G9 X- I! B& [# z, z貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% [% P4 }! m% a& P擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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: U8 [1 s' E: j3 L斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 c5 r" L' w+ D/ v1 F
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it , G4 @8 ?3 G# k' R

* L1 t$ z8 e2 L* A4 l名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 h& s( d5 C0 Q% o) I
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. / B! j+ v3 y& ~! l4 v
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 8 H9 b2 i3 q, _. `, Q0 `4 k+ @) }; x
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 i8 O; E" V' v, l+ g1 w! p' Q

5 I3 R9 }. o' M子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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7 K, p, ^; h5 X2 {5 l3 b- |( s非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ; l* e4 v5 t7 E8 G9 C) I

1 b4 A4 s8 f6 X& |& I9 N0 R, M幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, / O2 v% q% ]: j2 x( {& r

' [5 X" z/ v0 o+ q老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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- {6 Y3 b# K% A3 T% l% Q  @/ P' }不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   J# c$ _# z) e

- m7 u8 W- Y8 j人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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: E$ }1 T9 j' r# q; @  @不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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