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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

（轉）港式英語

Piano piano green 琴琴青 3 k, v. z3 v) R! f2 m
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 , ]6 j# W* U' m0 R( c8 z
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ + g% S* s: n' \) G8 J5 p( h3 I
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ; }2 t) ?) Q- N& U* }

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 6 q! S4 w" ?- [' G0 l
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮。 ! V7 Q* B2 I3 d: L, Q9 p
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Fall on a street@@ 。 $ q2 z2 S! E0 X) `, ]5 n
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ! O/ p4 \: y( z* W$ ?$ L2 W& Z

Blow water吹水- r! D/ H0 @( E/ d; I2 U$ t
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 j& [( d, V* v$ A" [0 V3 {

Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 * M% K: R+ P4 v$ y' p
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 " g  O/ X4 r" e9 q" B
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Face green green臉青青。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。 * s  C- i, {6 F" c( A( p/ ~" ~
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。 + i$ I0 K, B  K4 K1 `
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ' Y8 O6 d3 M) n( ]

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? & U$ i( k% w9 L6 h8 S* x6 H+ E( a
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What the water are you?你係乜水?

Where are you come from?你邊度架? % B  W; B' j8 ~# m6 r

Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 ! Y2 ~* ]% j6 y* E' p- h5 @

Do the world做世界。 # j7 `: t+ ]) T) e/ k

Big tea rice大茶飯。 . b) m  t- i3 u

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? $ B: v* n$ c& @) J/ v

Cut girl 界女 3 @; G" _: t; o6 }

The king of cutting girl.界女王。 : t' O. L% ~( g7 M

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ / _: e, l4 a1 ?  i) Z

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！

Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? + m, \  G3 X$ t) H, {  A; s
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Laugh die me.笑死我。

You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 9 H8 x- `9 Q2 i5 }

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * K# S0 K- k' u# r
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!

King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔 8 G7 E& `- X3 q7 x8 K

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 + E6 q) R2 g/ ~2 g% |* N. h4 n

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ; t/ L: K8 Z. p& P- B0 @5 C

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 c5 r8 v$ W' q3 V7 G. d/ u3 C
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 1 W( v* y* l# _* z. D# I% X3 l5 g
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Old dot.老點 0 K; Q; Y! |' [5 Y/ O% h
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One old water 一舊水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 1 @. `9 g4 i$ Q, u& F/ h' m+ s) Z
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ; z" S2 h! l$ L+ ?7 H

Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一條龍服務 ) a* C# L* d  J/ p& X

Hold hold water.楂楂水 & ~0 f. F* Y, o" f: i6 l, P! \# |
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Pump water.抽水 4 o  Z( d' U* E6 ~9 d5 R

Two hit six.二打六 - K) _. A* W0 J5 ^0 |/ x
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有

you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# L% U& i+ \# l; r v
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:- S9 F: ^; C3 O& [8 y4 h3 ? N6 z
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

好無聊下0 R. [: d1 ]( c0 J
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。9 K6 t2 b& K0 o/ x
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! " r: R/ [0 r. V E
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:2 d8 e, i7 y3 A0 W
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:7 c* c, K7 F3 H. i& g7 }
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仲有
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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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