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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 ' [* i- S/ c5 b3 l
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 # c5 e9 _2 g; j! i& X

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 3 `$ c1 Y' ~5 d7 U9 m' M8 x+ M

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Fish skin~魚皮。
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Fall on a street@@ 。

fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( N& b" T8 _( C9 r

Blow chicken吹雞 , r% D/ w4 m( ~" |( R; [

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 l$ y0 Q8 _! V# B3 e5 ^+ x8 P9 X
我吹雞打你班友。 0 w7 @" Q; z$ f6 N% i& P  J, E9 D

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青。 ) G+ W+ l, \( L- ~
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ' p2 b/ E* V' |& I. t* F
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 + D, g  X! i% N. i. x
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ; d* j7 }3 W" S& m
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 2 J6 R# |$ o/ n7 L. U8 A

How senior are you?你算老幾? $ Z! ~6 L* _* V: t3 v: g4 `9 u
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ( W- o$ Q0 G5 V. K, X; I
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? + A- S* y3 d- C4 O
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Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。
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Do the world做世界。 # \2 f' f) b$ h' ?- X0 O5 }

Big tea rice大茶飯。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / Y) c8 `' [0 ~

Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 : I1 y$ M7 V. B; @

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ / n% s* ~2 x1 f

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ $ Z: x3 G1 K* |! M% s
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。 % m. S2 E! E4 P+ Z
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : @4 @% F) l% U  z) E9 t/ {
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆 1 h% I6 _2 i5 o* w% B" G; q' X* Z
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! % J7 S0 B, S+ G: R

King eight egg.王八蛋   S& C" u0 [7 r

Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 4 y, g6 v8 ?# I, a- Z/ K

High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ) R, z6 n* V  d$ ^: W+ J! ^

Old dot.老點 5 Q* R' A0 c1 `7 W  w; l/ _

One old water 一舊水 # g: \: e% m; l2 q* ^/ d3 F

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 , w; Y* N. T4 }; C

Pump water.抽水 # Q% }, i" D# A8 n) y: H) x

Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:& Z5 v3 B2 r+ R9 H8 _* {
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...- }, z/ M' n5 ^- q
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! : V( ^5 F; ~2 \/ ^' Y0 }# O
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:# r! S6 W. d, }% u, ^% e/ s
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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+ L8 a- P( u6 H! ]you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)# z" c8 X) K; i5 r: t: H1 @
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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