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作者: terencey    時間: 2007-7-14 11:14 AM     標題: The 50 worst footballers (Times Online)

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Times Online 列出英國頂級聯賽中最 "勁" 嘅 50 人, 當中都有唔少熟悉嘅名字, 睇吓有咩人入選啦 ......

From Times OnlineJuly 4, 2007

The 50 worst footballers
Times Online presents the players who had no rightful place in England’s elite division in the modern era

Alex Murphy

It stands to reason. You have to be a pretty good footballer to play in English football’s top division. They don’t just give any mug a game, do they?

Well, yes, sometimes they do. And our list of 50 stumblebums, no-goodniks and fat lads proves that the odd duffer slips through the net.

We consulted supporters from clubs which have played in the English top-flight since 1970 for their nominations – and this is the result.

Agree or disagree ? Have your say below

50 Claus Lundekvam (Southampton) 龍迪雲

Saints boss Gordon Strachan paid this glowing tribute to the one-paced Scandinavian in 2003: “He was carried off at Leicester and someone asked me if he was unconscious. I didn’t have a clue. That’s what he’s always like.”

49 Massimo Taibi (Manchester United) 泰比

United’s worst keeper ever – in a competitive field featuring Mark Bosnich. The Italian takes the prize for that dive over a shot from Matt Le Tissier, an all-time You Tube favourite. Watch that ludicrous blunder here.

48 Stephane Guiv’arch (Newcastle) 古華治

Milburn, Macdonald, Shearer and ... Guiv’arch! The World Cup winner never came close to that pantheon. Come to that, he’s lagging in Tyneside’s Hall of Centre-Forward Fame (they could call it Striker Grove) behind Cunningham, Mirandinha and Ameobi.

47 Jody Morris (Chelsea, Leeds) 摩利士

Grew up at Chelsea with Dennis Wise as his mentor, and turned into the snidey kid brother everyone hates. Had all of Wise’s sly tendencies and penchant for a scrape, but none of the skill. Perfect acquisition for Leeds in 2003, then.

46 Nigel Quashie (QPR, Forest, Southampton, WBA and more) 昆殊

Relegated four times with four clubs – and only narrowly avoided No 5 with West Ham last year.

45 Roque Junior (Leeds) 洛基祖利亞

The execrable Brazilian arrived on loan for a few months from AC Milan in 2003, and did as much as anybody to shove Leeds towards destruction.

44 Sergei Rebrov (Tottenham) 列保夫

Looked good enough playing alongside Andriy Shevchenko for Dynamo Kiev. Sadly, Glenn Hoddle’s £11m signing never looked the same force with Steffen Iversen.

43 David May (Blackburn, Man United) 美爾

The guy picked up Premiership winner’s medals with two clubs. But so did Larry Lloyd.

42 Larry Lloyd (Liverpool, Nottingham Forest)  萊特

See David May (No 43)

41 Bosko Balaban (Aston Villa) 巴拉班

They said Deadly Doug was tight, but you can hardly blame him after Ellis fished £6m out of his humbug tin for John Gregory to spend, and the manager came back with the elusive Croatian. He never started a Premiership game and scored no goals.

40 Carlton Palmer (Southampton) 龐馬

“He covers every blade of grass out there,” said Saints manager, Dave Jones. “But that’s only because his first touch is so crap.”

39 Claudio Marangoni (Sunderland) 馬蘭干尼

The striker swapped the rolling pampas of Argentina for Wearside when he signed for a club-record £320,000 at Christmas 1979. One year and three goals later he went back home. Only Geordies were sorry to see him go.

38 Glenn Keeley (Everton) 基利

Arrived on loan from Blackburn keen to show his mettle at the highest level. On debut in 1982, against Liverpool no less, he was sent off in the first-half, The Reds won 5-0 and he never played for Everton again.

37 Marco Materazzi (Everton) 馬達拉斯

Yes, he won the World Cup with Italy. But the lean centre-half couldn’t tackle a Sayers’ steak and kidney pie during his pointless spell at Goodison.

36 John Jensen (Arsenal) 贊臣

Empires rose and fell in the time it took the bubble-permed Dane to score his first Arsenal goal. Searing pace, an eye for goal and a fierce shot were just three qualities he didn’t have.

35 Dean Austin (Tottenham) 柯士甸

The wafer-thin defender earned the wrath of the notoriously fickle Spurs support early doors, and never won them round. Even now, he featured strongly in a straw poll of Tottenhamites’ least favourite player ever to wear the white.

34 Ramon Vega (Tottenham) 域加

The big Swiss was Dean Austin, with (cow) bells on.

33 Alberto Tarantini (Birmingham City) 泰蘭天尼

Jim Smith went down the Spurs road and hired himself an Argentinian World Cup winner in the afterglow of 1978, but the Bald Eagle chose this dud left-back. Blues were relegated.

32 Gary Sprake (Leeds) 史柏克

The Kop serenaded the hapless Welshman with “Careless Hands” when he threw another one into the back of his own net, hardly a unique moment for the accident-prone Inspector Clouseau of international goalkeeping.

31 Charlie Nicholas (Arsenal) 尼高拉斯

The much-hyped Champagne Charlie didn’t even amount to Pomagne Charlie at Highbury.

30 Darren Ferguson (Manchester United) 戴倫費格遜

Tried to make a name for himself at Old Trafford in the early 90s, but it was already taken.

29 Winston Bogarde (Chelsea) 保加迪

For all the good this expensive, non-playing flop ever did Chelsea, they might as well have signed foppish character actor, Dirk Bogarde. Or maybe they did and tried to cover it up.

28 Iain Dowie (West Ham) 杜維

Headlines that were never written: “It’s Iain Wow-ie!”, and maybe “Dow ya think I’m sexy.” Watch Dowie's "finest" moment with a classic own goal against Stockport County here.

27 Eric Djemba-Djemba (Man United, Aston Villa) 迪贊巴

One Djemba would have been bad enough, but two of them was more than plenty.

26 Frank Sinclair (Leicester City) 法蘭冼佳亞

Whatever the opposite of a purple patch is, Frank ‘Spencer’ Sinclair had one in August 1999. In two matches in August he scored two risible own goals, single-handedly costing his team three points. That month of mishaps alone earns him a place in the annals of infamy.

25 Steve Marlet (Fulham) 馬列

Mr Fayed didn’t rise to the top in business by not knowing the value of a pound. So mystery remains why he was persuaded to give Lyons eleven and a half mill for the misfit striker. Marlet’s ghost will haunt him to the end of his days.

24 Mark Dennis (Birmingham City) 丹尼斯

There were rumours in the game that Dennis could actually play, and possessed a decent enough left foot. But the Blues’ anti-footballer was content to amass the game’s blackest rap sheet.

23 Torben Piechnik (Liverpool) 比治歷

Graeme Souness faces the bad transfer tribunal again for the inexplicable purchase of the dithering Dane. English football was no picnic for Piechnik and he slunk back to Denmark in short order.

22 John Fashanu (Wimbledon) 法辛奴

Fash elbows his way into the list for a legion of crimes and misdemeanours inflicted on association football in the dubious cause of Wimbledon FC, topped by the assault which shattered Saint Gary Mabbutt’s eye socket.

21 Nikola Jovanovic (Manchester United) 祖雲奴域

Third-worst United centre-half of all time (see nos 5 and 6).

20 Jason Lee (Nottingham Forest) 積臣李爾

“He’s got a pineapple on his head,” crooned fans all over the land in homage to the dreadlocked striker, who couldn’t hit a ruminant’s posterior with a stringed musical instrument. Watch a clip of Jason on Baddiel and Skinner's Fantasy Football League here.

19 Marco Boogers (West Ham) 保基斯

He made his mark on English football, but only on Gary Neville’s midriff as a murderous tackle almost wiped out the United right-back. It was all downhill from there, as Mad Marco fled East London for a caravan park somewhere in the Low Countries.

18 Martin Jol (West Brom) 祖爾

The Dutchman was away from school the day they taught the sophisticated tenets of Total Football, and the no-nonsense midfielder went on to spread mayhem across the midfields of England.

17 Nicky Summerbee (Manchester City) 森馬比

The mid-90s City ‘winger’ earns his place on account of his singular running style. Arse stuck out in the fashion of a cartoon Mick Jagger, in Manchester derbies he made the ungainly Phil Neville look like Nijinsky.

16 Chris Kamara (Leeds) 基斯卡馬拉

For more than two decades Kammy has sported the perma-frizzed coiff of a 60s soul legend, but it failed to distract from a playing style long on effort, short on elegance.

15 Ade Akinbiyi (Leicester City) 艾堅比爾

Big Ade’s combined career transfer value would dwarf the national debt of an especially feckless banana republic, but he couldn’t buy a goal at Filbert Street after signing in 2000.

14 Micky Droy (Chelsea) 杜萊

Nouveau Chelsea fans should know that their swanky club’s DNA contains the traces of lumbering 1970s dinosaurs such as Big Micky.

13 Steve Daley (Manchester City) 達利

The poor bloke suffered from one of Man City’s periodic bouts of madness when they insisted on paying Wolves a record £1.45m for him in 1979, back in the days when £1.45m was £1.45m. He never looked close to matching the valuation.

12 Terry Hurlock (Millwall) 侯洛克

Graced Cold Blow Lane during The Lions’ unlikely late 80s spell in the top flight, and unleashed a short-lived reign of midfield terror. Hurlock, a one-man disciplinary crime wave, remains, unsurprisingly, a cult hero in Millwall-supporting enclaves of south London.

11 Billy Woof (Middlesbrough) 比利禾夫

Even three decades down the road Boro fans are still convinced Billy only ever got a game because he was the son-in-law of John Neal, the manager.

10 Vinnie Jones (Wimbledon and more) 雲尼鍾斯

Told Kenny Dalglish he intended to bite off his ear and spit in the whole. And they said there were no characters left in the game.

9 Ian Ormondroyd (Aston Villa) 奧蒙萊特

Nature’s prototype for Peter Crouch lived at the same lofty altitudes as his Villa Park successor, but perhaps lacked his touch and speed – so why did he play on the wing?

8 Andrea Silenzi (Nottingham Forest) 史倫斯

The Italian who looked much like a horse turned out to be a load of pony at the City Ground after his multi-billion lira move from Torino in 1995, and pips Justin Fashanu as Forest’s greatest transfer rick ever.

7 Li Wei-Feng (Everton) 李瑋峰

Arrived as part of a buy-one-get-one-free deal that brought the not-too-bad Li Tie to Goodison in 2002. The Toffees should have left him on the shelf...

6 William Prunier (Man United) 般尼亞

The baldy Bordeaux triallist starred in a calamitous 4-1 defeat at Spurs on New Year’s Day 1996, and he was bundled back onto a plane to France the next day.

5 Arnold Sidebottom (Man United) 施迪保頓

Ryan’s dad also bowled quickly for England, but the centre-half injected no discernible pace to the worst United team since records began.

4 Istvan Kozma (Liverpool) 高斯馬

Yet another Souness master signing – the abject Magyar cost £300,000 from Dunfermline in 1992 and played just three games for the Reds before Souey realised he’d made one more transfer goulash.

3 Gus Caesar (Arsenal) 基沙

“... painfully, obviously, out of his depth ... he looked like a rabbit frozen to the spot ... and then he starts to thrash about, horribly and pitifully...” not our words – those of ultra-loyal Arsenalist, Nick Hornby.

2 Tomas Brolin (Leeds, Crystal Palace) 布連

Hard to imagine that Leeds United, normally a model of fiscal probity, paid £4.5m for the Swedish meatball in 1995. A good footballer treats his body like a temple. Brolin’s was a bouncy castle.

1 Ali Dia (Southampton) 迪亞

Was he George Weah’s cousin? Was he hell! Neither had the impostor won 12 caps for Senegal, nor had he played for Paris St Germain. But it took Saints boss Graeme Souness a whole 52 minutes to suss he’d been had in 1996.

大家點睇? 當中有無邊個嘅 "經典" 嘢仲記憶猶新呢?

[ Last edited by terencey on 2007-7-14 at 11:18 AM ]

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作者: terencey    時間: 2007-7-14 11:19 AM

MORE ..........

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作者: terencey    時間: 2007-7-14 11:21 AM

仲有 ..........

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作者: Edgar_Davids    時間: 2007-7-14 11:37 AM

我永遠不會忘記查奧爾,舒夫真高及波歷克..........
作者: 自由神    時間: 2007-7-14 11:53 AM

有唔少呢度既球員
o係離開之後都有光輝既發展
係英超水平高，定係英超要求球員最多既，係體格同身材而唔係技術呢？
作者: eqhigh    時間: 2007-7-14 12:03 PM

乜原來馬達拉斯打過拖肥糖= =''''''''''''
仲有費sir個仔

李瑋峰勇奪第七..做左中國之光
下個會唔會到小董
作者: 自由神    時間: 2007-7-14 12:05 PM

Originally posted by eqhigh at 2007-7-14 12:03 PM:
乜原來馬達拉斯打過拖肥糖= =''''''''''''
仲有費sir個仔

李瑋峰勇奪第七..做左中國之光
下個會唔會到小董
馬達拉斯三場拎2張紅牌，所以愛華頓放棄佢
（全因為愛華頓要一個1.94m既中堅改打左閘）
作者: edward1906    時間: 2007-7-14 01:05 PM

Originally posted by 自由神 at 2007-7-14 11:53 AM:
有唔少呢度既球員
o係離開之後都有光輝既發展
係英超水平高，定係英超要求球員最多既，係體格同身材而唔係技術呢？
絕對係後者
作者: autod    時間: 2007-7-14 01:12 PM

雲尼鍾斯做左荷里活明星
作者: goodtime    時間: 2007-7-14 06:19 PM

有邊d仲踢緊ga~~
好多都唔識
作者: terencey    時間: 2007-7-14 09:49 PM

Originally posted by goodtime at 2007-7-14 06:19 PM:
有邊d仲踢緊ga~~
好多都唔識
龍迪雲, 泰比 (宜家打意甲), 昆殊, 洛基祖利亞 (宜家打德甲), 列保夫(返烏克蘭), 馬達拉斯, 艾堅比爾, 李瑋峰(返中國), 積臣李爾, 迪贊巴, 法蘭冼佳亞, 馬列(宜家打法甲), 巴拉班 (宜家打比甲) ...... 都踢緊波既 ......

杜維係前查爾頓同水晶宮領隊,宜家教緊高雲地利; 祖爾就係熱刺領隊啦, 基沙之前踢港甲既 ......

作者: arthur8088    時間: 2007-7-14 11:02 PM

29 Winston Bogarde (Chelsea) 保加迪

For all the good this expensive, non-playing flop ever did Chelsea, they might as well have signed foppish character actor, Dirk Bogarde. Or maybe they did and tried to cover it up.


oh man, this guy is classic~~
stayed with chelsea for a couple of years with 50,000GBP per wk....

and also, a forward from liverpool..
Hournier signed him, he was later transferred to Hamburg....
sort of called Meijer.....he scored only 1 goal in like 30 EPL matches....
作者: terencey    時間: 2007-7-14 11:08 PM

Originally posted by Edgar Davids at 2007-7-14 11:37 AM:
我永遠不會忘記查奧爾,舒夫真高及波歷克..........
侯利亞當初仲話查奧爾係 "新迪西里", 真係 .......

利物浦居然賣得走佢, 兼且仲有賺果下好野 .........
作者: terencey    時間: 2007-7-14 11:27 PM

Originally posted by arthur8088 at 2007-7-14 11:02 PM:
29 Winston Bogarde (Chelsea) 保加迪...
保加迪 ..... 佢晌阿積士果陣都唔係咁架, 點知 ...... 居然越踢越 Hea, 當時佢咁樣都留晌車仔真係令人失望 .......

果位入一球既係荷蘭中鋒米查, 本身有 1 頂荷蘭國家隊喼帽, 曾效力 PSV 燕豪芬, 利華古遜, 利物浦同亞琛等球會, 而家應該退左休了. 佢係就係無咩入球能力既, 不過, 佢既作用其實唔係用來入波, 主要係用來二傳, 牽制下對手, 衝撞下, 輔助隊友進攻為主.

另外, 佢俾我最深印象既係佢既勤力, 好無私, 好肯助攻助守, 好有heart, 入唔入到波都好, 你會感受到佢既非一般鬥心, 努力不懈既專業精神 ..... 同埋 ...... 佢都擅於鼓動球迷, 令佢地更落力為球隊打氣架 ......

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作者: terencey    時間: 2007-7-14 11:37 PM

Originally posted by autod at 2007-7-14 01:12 PM:
雲尼鍾斯做左荷里活明星
哈哈 ...... 當時 "瘋人幫" 成員之一 ....... 呢個真係 "好型" .........

[ Last edited by terencey on 2007-7-14 at 11:42 PM ]
作者: autod    時間: 2007-7-15 12:08 AM

check out Vinnie Jones!!!











作者: terencey    時間: 2007-7-15 12:21 AM

Originally posted by autod at 2007-7-15 12:08 AM:
check out Vinnie Jones!!! :cl...
正喎 ......

加斯居尼幾 enjoy 呀 ......

佢拍戲d造型 ...... 唔 ..... 佢可以拍d "未來戰士" feel 既戲喎 ......

[ Last edited by terencey on 2007-7-15 at 12:23 AM ]
作者: fcukyoukelly    時間: 2007-7-15 08:58 AM

HAHAHA very funny
thanks
作者: shehboy    時間: 2007-7-15 09:19 AM

Vinny Jones無腳法無技術但夠硬淨夠茅, 經常嚇窒對手, 在溫布頓呢類球隊有佢既作用, 唔應入選.

講廢,森林既萊爾(Roy)同愛華頓出身既謝菲斯(Jeffers)都係貨不對辦既水貨.

仲有安高文果球論經典程度絕對拍得住泰比.

李偉峰入選亦無辜, 佢根本無係聯賽上過陣, 相信都係拖肥迷唔滿意中國(贊助商)恃住有錢夾硬塞多舊豬頭骨入黎. 小董就似乎好有潛質入選 (回歸盃射果球竟然係橫邊出,咁既曼聯前鋒你見過未?)
作者: terencey    時間: 2007-7-16 12:54 PM

Originally posted by shehboy at 2007-7-15 09:19 AM:
Vinny Jones無腳法無技術但夠硬淨夠茅...
小董再踢多幾場咁嘅水準, 跟住真係想唔選佢都幾難 ......  



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