Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!/ V/ a$ ?4 s3 q+ m+ c0 N. W
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我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,* i, h X( Y0 }5 K5 c* m
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!9 } V0 Q( Q7 ]$ ]( `3 u. N5 s' k. \
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^), g6 Q5 o' R2 ]% S) ?* i; n) E5 A
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,+ H& E) e# Z9 R
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領2 k* x. S4 \% i: \' F6 L: _' A
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:1 H* v1 U* A3 ?3 Z% M
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
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好慘的生活呢.................* g1 T! U0 t5 g- t( p
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服!. ?' a0 N5 x8 D) t
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:! S; G' C2 i0 Q2 w1 I1 X
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:
我先啦....
我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:8 h* f% o8 f6 U, u
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講真真係冇mood* h4 e' c, L7 _8 J
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:* o* S8 {% K; @# ^9 i
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:+ B: f% p- i( [) p7 Z- l+ `/ J0 ^1 W
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:0 \. r6 F; N$ x/ E- x, S
沖涼我頂盡4日.......
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!
滿虫蛀?!6 Y! @( m$ c+ j2 j( y
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半年冇出過街?! R$ D* H. _% b+ k
番學呢??
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:/ p. J X& R$ e8 u* s
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:
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哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:0 D. b! E5 X( ~* O# H) m" w6 z
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:
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一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~' O( n; _/ P- M6 x) |: l
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~# C0 H9 ?! G, h [! n5 e% b* o
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:( p/ D; r/ e( c: v
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:* M0 q+ g( |# B9 ~
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72個鐘.........# ~. G# @6 R8 m2 [& j6 m
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:; d9 z1 A* ?! O9 m0 k6 ^
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~2 U' j7 w8 K' F. w$ r" H/ O
72個鐘打左幾多圈?1 A" G& Q/ @6 B7 Z. F7 C |
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
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72個鐘........./ o- ?7 P- F! z9 ~
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:4 N# s6 x; v. s+ y7 F
我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:1 V& Z2 g! C t1 A1 R
果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:7 J- U% m" N0 \# T4 c
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為咩呢........................................
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
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我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:: _1 f+ S" P* ]0 b
咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~
要小心d自己身體~~~- h" ?4 {' V1 W& C2 R9 d
如果病左就唔好啦
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:
都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM: d x' c) v$ ?, G
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:8 Q1 `% E4 O1 D- n7 {5 ~
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:/ a" a% }% e- m, S, e" z8 u4 l
發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:$ \1 V4 V* l! K! c, n/ V$ h2 A
邊過夠我勁!!!!: K: n! E6 D Z+ x
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!- U8 `. b* H9 ~ S0 i# u
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????2 K. _$ {( \8 j) y
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:" f$ ^5 Q( J+ |1 j( A( F3 T N r
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!! R/ M9 T8 |$ ~
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....3 |3 `, n9 E. I0 I' g
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係咪好有feel?* h. C3 a! b! p" r F: }3 K
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:4 U- R1 M! H6 r* J
哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?0 r! P/ G2 V. E. Z3 i: k
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:5 _& }( C( h8 c0 ]
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....2 y, I$ S+ t6 d# Y; h) P
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:7 t9 ?2 c& o- c) d
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!6 n& h/ G8 M% I# A3 R) X- a* H
冇"選"...好舒服tim....1 `6 |! G% d% s) r: d- @
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...3 s+ ^! z& C/ B
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:/ y! @9 e' }5 c: j0 m* R
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM: E) X+ \4 {2 _* A$ |( }# l
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:( k! f( H% q5 E. v, _) c5 n: f
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:
有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:
有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:: U8 k' W3 c; r% j: u2 J$ p. r
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:
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我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~: V9 O5 S" ~( b9 f+ w& W* X
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
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哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:
係呀..
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......% |. I' Z5 P' E* N8 j
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:9 f9 D' i2 _) A `, T/ }
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所以我想"介"左佢= ="
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:1 t; C' b6 e- ?; `! b
等我抄o下crap B 先:
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:
of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉4 y; Z. V8 S* d# E9 F* e
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:5 p" ^8 ^$ y% ^8 t% x. f( t
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:) r9 e6 e- O! ^ n
OH MY GOD!
咁都得4 f' z- F& R1 g2 h7 W
張單無溶化嗎?!
真係好勁....4 K1 S" R L9 t! Q# ]' b
我自問無咁既能耐......
俾個叻你
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒, f5 Y0 j8 J& `; Y
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:! Y4 E1 [4 D) b8 h
好野喎!!* j# M6 H" b* p+ t: a7 J x8 l
你咁都睇到?!* J* v' d5 P# ~. P: ?0 y
我而...
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:5 Q8 X6 q( g0 U U
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見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....! Y* y# }9 \# W( A9 t* h! ^1 R1 u
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
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仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)+ v# G7 |4 y1 e3 T5 G: T0 E, k5 O7 b
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:
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唔係4條咩=.="
你響澳洲邊度?
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....) x! Y2 u. I4 L5 F7 O- m6 g0 \
rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1
會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~
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Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~1 p" M+ h2 K1 I' Y
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~4 @1 k( V3 L# \
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~; m% d! h, t. p* P, T+ d
住得都好高下~
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