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標題: 搭訕識女仔角色扮演遊戲[trista+] [打印本頁]

作者: toro    時間: 2005-4-29 11:20 PM     標題: 搭訕識女仔角色扮演遊戲[trista+]

早嗰輪有條友仔,走入嚟我鋪頭想識我女同事(我做零售,當時得我同事一個人),條友仔兩手fing fing就走入去作出下列嘅對話:
佢:你今晚得唔得閒?
同事a:唔得。
佢:咁幾時得?
同事a:唔知。
佢:咁我有乜辦法知?
同事a:無。
然後條友就死死地氣收檔番歸,事後我同事同我講番,話佢咁就想識女仔一d誠意都無,采佢都傻,之後條友成日响我鋪頭門口行嚟行去,下下好似d咸濕阿伯咁[莊]入嚟。唉…人就經已唔靚仔ga啦!(佢被我哋發現左佢响附近番工,個樣[黃]左)識女仔又無耐性又無心思又無誠意!點得ga?起碼都連續幾日帶d小禮物,糖又好,小玩意又好,一支半支花都好(唔一定要貴嘢),等人認得你先約人吖!
各位兄弟你哋如果遇到同一個情況又會點做?有無d必殺技大家可以交流下呢?

[ Last edited by trista_cheong on 2005-5-1 at 07:05 PM ]
作者: JCer    時間: 2005-4-29 11:27 PM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-29 11:20 PM:
早嗰輪有條友仔,走入嚟我鋪頭想識我女同 ...
無...
咁你咪好爽, 日日都對住個靚女
作者: toro    時間: 2005-4-29 11:31 PM

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-29 11:27 PM:

無...
咁你咪好爽, 日日都對住個靚女
龍肉都無味
作者: Asurada129    時間: 2005-4-29 11:53 PM

我都無絕招(必殺技)...
但會唔會應每日去你地間SHOP係野再同個女搭訕...開左個頭先會唔會有發展機會大D...
你一開波就走埋去話識人...除非你靚仔...如果唔係根本會有女肯SO你...對嗎/..??
作者: toro    時間: 2005-4-30 12:04 AM

Originally posted by Asurada129 at 2005-4-29 11:53 PM:
我都無絕招(必殺技)...
但會唔會應 ...
肯定係,有可能佢認為自己靚仔卦
作者: 左輪仔    時間: 2005-4-30 12:05 AM

我.........
我會叫佢落吧飲野囉
我以前成日落吧識女仔嫁,
或者識親D女仔都叫佢地落吧既
佢地通常都同我一齊落去嫁喎
作者: toro    時間: 2005-4-30 12:10 AM

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-30 12:05 AM:
我.........
我會叫佢落吧飲野囉
我以前成日落吧識女仔嫁,
或者識親D女仔都叫佢地落吧既
佢地通常都同我一齊落去嫁喎
一嚟就約?通常都肯去?難道…你係傳說之中嘅…靚仔?
作者: JCer    時間: 2005-4-30 12:12 AM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-29 11:31 PM:

龍肉都無味
咁返工都開心D呀, 好過係咁對D男人
作者: toro    時間: 2005-4-30 12:16 AM

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-30 12:12 AM:

咁返工都開心D呀, 好過係咁對D男人
我鋪頭一男三女,佢地根本無當我係仔,成日露股「喇」,衛生巾又四圍放!
作者: 左輪仔    時間: 2005-4-30 12:17 AM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-30 00:10:
一嚟就約?通常都肯去?難道…你係傳說之中嘅…靚仔?
咁就緊係唔係一黎就約啦,同佢吹下水先啦,
之後咪約佢放工飲野囉,我都唔係靚仔,一定要係靚仔先可以一約就肯去嫁
作者: launcher    時間: 2005-4-30 12:19 AM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-30 12:16 AM:

我鋪頭一男三女,佢地根本無當我係仔,成日露股「喇」,衛生巾又四圍放!
.......................咁都好無奈BOR..............
作者: toro    時間: 2005-4-30 12:19 AM

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-30 12:17 AM:

咁就緊係唔係一黎就約啦,同佢吹下水先啦,
之後咪約佢放工飲野囉,我都唔係靚仔,一定要係靚仔先可以一約就肯去嫁
靚仔着數d囉
作者: 左輪仔    時間: 2005-4-30 12:19 AM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-30 00:16:
我鋪頭一男三女,佢地根本無當我係仔,成日露股「喇」,衛生巾又四圍放!
好過我丫,都冇女同事既,佢地日日都講埋哂D.....雞經......
作者: JCer    時間: 2005-4-30 12:20 AM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-30 12:16 AM:

我鋪頭一男三女,佢地根本無當我係仔,成日露股「喇」,衛生巾又四圍放!
最正呢D, 無架子
作者: 左輪仔    時間: 2005-4-30 12:20 AM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-30 00:19:

靚仔着數d囉
咁就差唔多,一識就約....好似食檸檬嫁
作者: toro    時間: 2005-4-30 12:23 AM

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-30 12:19 AM:

好過我丫,都冇女同事既,佢地日日都講埋哂D.....雞經......
叫佢哋轉工做寫呢d囉
作者: kawing01    時間: 2005-4-30 02:06 AM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-30 12:23 AM:

叫佢哋轉工做寫呢d囉
你做d咩架....得一男三女既?
作者: toro    時間: 2005-4-30 02:11 AM

Originally posted by kawing01 at 2005-4-30 02:06 AM:


你做d咩架....得一男三女既?
零售嘛
作者: 左輪仔    時間: 2005-4-30 02:15 AM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-30 00:23:
叫佢哋轉工做寫呢d囉
我都有問過,佢地話佢地只係識玩,識做,識講,係唔識寫喎........死未...
作者: kawing01    時間: 2005-4-30 02:46 AM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-30 02:11 AM:

零售嘛
賣咩咁好呀?一個人對住三個女仔
作者: toro    時間: 2005-4-30 02:49 AM

Originally posted by kawing01 at 2005-4-30 02:46 AM:


賣咩咁好呀?一個人對住三個女仔
唔話你知
作者: 左輪仔    時間: 2005-4-30 02:55 AM

Originally posted by kawing01 at 2005-4-30 02:46:
賣咩咁好呀?一個人對住三個女仔
胸圍囉(我估)
作者: JCer    時間: 2005-4-30 02:58 AM

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-30 02:55 AM:

胸圍囉(我估)
有機wo...
作者: 天空藍    時間: 2005-5-1 04:44 AM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-30 00:16:

我鋪頭一男三女,佢地根本無當我係仔,成日露股「喇」,衛生巾又四圍放!
你公司仲請唔請人?我啱啱想轉工呀
作者: toro    時間: 2005-5-1 04:47 AM

Originally posted by 天空藍 at 2005-5-1 04:44 AM:


你公司仲請唔請人?我啱啱想轉工呀
有d好扒嗰噃!
作者: 天空藍    時間: 2005-5-1 04:52 AM

Originally posted by toro at 2005-5-1 04:47:

有d好扒嗰噃!
有無睇"山雞xxx"~~入面有句好正~~

"人間那有正情在~總之係女我都愛"
作者: toro    時間: 2005-5-1 05:01 AM

Originally posted by 天空藍 at 2005-5-1 04:52 AM:


有無睇"山雞xxx"~~入面有句好正~~

"人間那有正情在~總之係女我都愛"
好句!




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