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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. - T" q7 U# U; e6 D/ _

- r* X) f  @: q3 S$ @) w性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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: \6 q1 z8 _5 g; j性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " ~+ J$ @3 v  c8 l" S  T8 l

1 l* Q; e8 Z5 t0 M% V% B( ]教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng / j: |; g8 o$ V) O) A5 R. o5 m( w

  i# n; N' R& P2 v; s擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ! B" Z, F8 m9 `8 d6 k; q
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子不學:If you don't study hard, - z: i( i8 F# j
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 {( q+ [1 }4 F) y- h
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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5 ?) O* y. P( L% |* W( {教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : A; m$ H" T7 X- T5 x
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ) X( V5 B+ y" ^# W
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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+ x* f, Y" ]. g: A3 F$ S教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, / H2 U3 D9 }- J: P- u( J, y
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : X1 V1 o8 B# P* {# X3 @5 j1 @

7 m/ A/ p9 v$ V& B: o4 P子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake   ^5 M$ b9 l0 U+ ^
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ R; {+ }6 g+ [. x3 W7 y# b$ t5 k3 M
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , |4 ]+ d- R& F8 t7 ?5 q; Q

8 I6 E) ^3 y1 C) x7 @- P玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 7 N# U* ~8 p; `( e; ], ]
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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  A! M. ?6 y6 @# T' j8 T5 g人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + z' t3 y- X7 ?; }! x
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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