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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. * J. j& `0 `9 H5 q

" m8 R9 [( G% Q8 G4 a( ?% a3 M性本善:Sex is good. " A! j( W% |1 d
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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: n+ `2 \9 W3 z- v4 y2 e8 v習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 ~1 B- o* f( l$ B, W6 e

) D6 r  t1 [/ p/ K苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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* [8 c5 ]# m* v& J+ m# S% `性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 O: E* ?2 k, ^0 q; ?9 f0 K& c
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教之道:The way of learning it
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4 O0 U+ O) Z0 X0 X貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ m  J4 m+ n  m3 j& m. o昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : f' T0 t1 M  H4 l# ]) B

: ?9 D% [/ p+ y0 X% a擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ' z- w# s. q3 E  m1 v) B
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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0 T4 M& C7 c% \! |8 {: X+ Z7 M斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * d+ i3 {. O% f! O+ o+ w

; G# I6 F& \1 N/ A有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# S9 h  T6 Q+ I教五子 :All his five son took it
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% b2 B' p" S, k; \, x$ G$ M名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 z8 a' a( q" K4 n
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. : Z8 o, }7 e% l* C  f- g

( Q/ h7 e7 o+ R# P. d1 a! @教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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9 D& @9 w5 p+ u$ f. Z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' d+ f# g7 ?9 M7 P

+ ]; c# ]& x2 h) Y& ~2 W子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 @: d& y2 b$ h6 ^0 R& j7 K
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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1 H2 g, K% N8 O" H4 K# H1 z4 R: {& Y0 \幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 U- D+ w& u5 c4 V/ k4 r

  Q2 T6 H( ?6 `玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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2 }, e: k. q4 H. Y人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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posted before
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