標題: [轉貼] Real Party Story [打印本頁] 作者: westsider 時間: 2005-8-26 12:10 AM 標題: [轉貼] Real Party Story
From a party guy:
"Dude, wanna hear a #$%^&* up story?
So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest sh|t in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some sh|t and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her."
