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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:15 PM 標題: 問大家一個問題~

我而家係幼稚園到教d多如智能果d班~大家都知d bb仔實好活躍啦~0 {- c, I5 @$ J( E# N, a4 ~. I
大家有咩大話建議,可以嚇到d小朋友令佢地乖d(我連報警呢招都出埋=.=)

作者: kakeidevil 時間: 2005-11-23 07:29 PM

除褲打屁股...

作者: derek23 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

講x你老母

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:33 PM

Originally posted by derek23 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:5 u+ m) r7 K% x: ~
講x你老母

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實制d唔該

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:35 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:2 w# ^" V, `, v$ d# @" A4 I
為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

唔好睇到我咁高尚,我視為職業的~
其實佢地有時幾得意,不過活潑過龍~+ B. R. L- g% G D$ l/ I
所以想睇下大家細過時比過咩大話嚇到過

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:36 PM

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除褲打屁股...

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哈哈~有用喎~
我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:43 PM

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我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

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體罪俾佢家長知你就大碌

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:46 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:43 PM:+ i- t# L& V! ~9 T
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體罪俾佢家長知你就大碌

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所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

作者: austin666 時間: 2005-11-23 07:54 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:46 PM:
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所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

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返屋企同佢亞爸亞媽講你就大鑊
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d家長不會理係咪真打

投訴左先算

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:57 PM

Originally posted by austin666 at 2005-11-23 07:54 PM:( @* l7 T% g8 B3 C3 |

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咁又係喎~
而家 d阿媽小小野都投訴(雖然我未比人投過)~
有個細路仔,如果佢係我生的就星左佢2巴啦~不過一驚投訴,二費事幫人教仔咋

作者: dennis3814 時間: 2005-11-23 08:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:33 PM:6 p6 _3 E: b/ C- D) L
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實制d唔該

我覺得呢個好喎！

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

Originally posted by dennis3814 at 2005-11-23 08:39 PM:
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我覺得呢個好喎！

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幼稚園~ ~, y0 D- O) G3 @, ^
比人炒都似

(我都唔係好啦~我都會講~但係幼稚園就要忍)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~

(小朋友為食嘛......

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:45 PM:
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(小朋友為食嘛...... )

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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^
(d小朋友真係~)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:53 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:49:
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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^
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佢哋點會驚豺狼？？？香港都無........

(獎勵計劃啦，至乖嗰3個有得食"開心樂園餐".........

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:59 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:53 PM:
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佢哋點會驚豺狼？？？香港都無........
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我唔可以帶佢地出去架~
同埋錯比野佢地食,驚佢地唔舒服(始終人地個仔,我肯幫人生,都冇人幫我手啦)

豺狼我細過幼稚園時唔午睡會咁嚇我,我真係驚架)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:59:1 `6 F* F2 q4 G0 a
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我唔可以帶佢地出去架~& U" d+ |- h% K9 B! m
同埋錯比野...

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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

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豺狼我就唔驚，我驚我呀媽多d..........佢惡過豺狼~~~>.<"
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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:03 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:02 PM:
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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~" r6 k# ]/ X8 I6 G
但我人工得$100@小時咋

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:09 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:03:% c: p% z/ p2 h$ B; ]
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我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~

每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:14 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~
, u1 Q' ?- m/ H每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:16 PM

警告,黑面,唔出聲

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:19 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:14:
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咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

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利誘嘛.........

好過威迫~~~
教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:23 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:16 PM:
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呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:24 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:19 PM:+ z0 j( e4 w. q' B; r3 Z/ u
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, a2 g: T6 G& w! m; Z教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:27 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:24:( m* v) l5 G4 x, C' [7 C/ C* V
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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

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都得咖~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:34 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:27 PM:
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做埋生活課,應該收2倍錢

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:36 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 09:23 PM:( P( y6 G0 S+ j/ }+ m
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呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!* |, W0 Y7 r; T! ^% c+ F
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:41 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:34:
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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:36 PM:
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:41 PM:
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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

我教運動~
攻力唔錯^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:46 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:42:
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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:56 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:46 PM:
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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

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車路士式~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:56:0 X$ K2 _! W2 T' e' j2 J D

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如果你老細係"皇馬"式防守就好............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:07 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:02 PM:
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豆腐防線^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:12 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:07:/ R( S0 z9 W2 ^
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豆腐防線^^

要睇埋卡斯拿斯 (校監) 嘅表現............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:17 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:12 PM:
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要睇埋卡斯拿斯 (校監) 嘅表現............

校長呀~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:28 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:17:2 n$ ?* \ r# B' `9 u( y
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校長呀~

唔係校監科水咩？

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:35 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:28 PM:5 q- i& i6 R( `% \/ A" N& x& Q

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唔係校監科水咩？

校長話佢開支票喎
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作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:35:+ I) u1 p$ O% }6 T

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哈哈哈哈~

咁你要努力去攻破校董防線喇~~~

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 10:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~
, P" t5 D6 C/ s/ ?* U( t每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

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贊成BOYDWAN兄貼星星ge做法！
我N年前都湊過下一班小朋友！
呢個方法絕對係work o既，7 t# i# I4 i. l! ^$ H) z+ x
但係做法有d唔同，
張圖表一定貼係個壁報板俾其他小朋友睇到
唔需要寫明原因！亦千祈唔好吝惜D星星貼紙！
以我當時GE做法！表現好就會貼佢一粒橙星星！2 p6 w) N% G7 F4 S5 U# p
貼滿十粒橙星星就變一粒銀星星！三粒銀最就變金星星！
如果有小朋友拿到金星貼紙！) S# i3 M* ?2 S, k- E* n
你可以係咁依買d小禮物送俾佢！+ p1 w: {) b0 u% w: D9 X, U' A
遇著頑皮小童表現好ge時候！9 F* K) H3 R( `: A" ]
一定要大大力讚佢
不過一定要做得好公平！獎罰一定要分明！
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但係有d就越叫佢唔好佢就越要做！討厭至極
不過都係小朋友黎！所有小朋友都想人係讚ge4 H9 a3 f' y( l0 }) S2 f" C
有d耐性就得

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:51 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 10:49 PM:7 C6 F0 R! Z2 X' ]. Z* F
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贊成BOYDWAN兄貼星星ge做法！
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因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 11:00 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 10:51 PM:- z; Y4 G. l, O" u* g, ?

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因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

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唔駛好大能力卦

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總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 11:16 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 11:00 PM:
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