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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:15 PM 標題: 問大家一個問題~

我而家係幼稚園到教d多如智能果d班~大家都知d bb仔實好活躍啦~* Z' a4 t: j# v8 E, R9 ?
大家有咩大話建議,可以嚇到d小朋友令佢地乖d(我連報警呢招都出埋=.=)

作者: kakeidevil 時間: 2005-11-23 07:29 PM

除褲打屁股...

作者: derek23 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

講x你老母

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:33 PM

Originally posted by derek23 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:
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實制d唔該

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:35 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:
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所以想睇下大家細過時比過咩大話嚇到過

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:36 PM

Originally posted by kakeidevil at 2005-11-23 07:29 PM:- Q5 ?2 W4 h5 s. ?, f" b
除褲打屁股...

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我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:43 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:36 PM:; Z" C- Q- J, Q% c% J- g
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我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

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體罪俾佢家長知你就大碌

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:46 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:43 PM:
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所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

作者: austin666 時間: 2005-11-23 07:54 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:46 PM:
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返屋企同佢亞爸亞媽講你就大鑊5 {7 F u4 T* j+ L4 ^1 v) \

d家長不會理係咪真打
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投訴左先算

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:57 PM

Originally posted by austin666 at 2005-11-23 07:54 PM:
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d家長不會理係咪真打
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投訴左先算

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而家 d阿媽小小野都投訴(雖然我未比人投過)~% k1 h$ R; O7 L! C5 h
有個細路仔,如果佢係我生的就星左佢2巴啦~不過一驚投訴,二費事幫人教仔咋

作者: dennis3814 時間: 2005-11-23 08:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:33 PM:
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我覺得呢個好喎！

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

Originally posted by dennis3814 at 2005-11-23 08:39 PM:
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幼稚園~
比人炒都似

(我都唔係好啦~我都會講~但係幼稚園就要忍)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~

(小朋友為食嘛......

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:45 PM:
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(小朋友為食嘛...... )

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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^2 y L4 ?# C7 ^1 b/ |/ G
(d小朋友真係~)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:53 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:49:
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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^
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佢哋點會驚豺狼？？？香港都無........

(獎勵計劃啦，至乖嗰3個有得食"開心樂園餐".........

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:59 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:53 PM:
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我唔可以帶佢地出去架~2 V" W7 O7 s" s% P+ B. t% X
同埋錯比野佢地食,驚佢地唔舒服(始終人地個仔,我肯幫人生,都冇人幫我手啦)

豺狼我細過幼稚園時唔午睡會咁嚇我,我真係驚架)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:59:
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我唔可以帶佢地出去架~
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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:03 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:02 PM:
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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

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我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~ [+ o: _. N6 Q& m( R% W" ^
但我人工得$100@小時咋

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:09 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:03:
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但我人工得$100@小時咋

釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~

每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:14 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:! B% N, A8 R* K

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每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

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咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:16 PM

警告,黑面,唔出聲

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:19 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:14:" f- G6 F" Z+ e* P% C, c
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咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

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利誘嘛.........

好過威迫~~~& W+ l$ E7 Y: g2 \# j) o3 z2 [
教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:23 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:16 PM:# D+ Q4 f. K1 P n" H+ r4 W* n
警告,黑面,唔出聲

呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:24 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:19 PM:, v: ~4 E$ S- c3 R5 K

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利誘嘛.........  好過威迫~~~
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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:27 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:24:0 ^2 ?2 V; F/ K N$ T; L: Z, r0 r4 [1 H6 ]

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都得咖~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:34 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:27 PM:
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都得咖~

做埋生活課,應該收2倍錢

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:36 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 09:23 PM:
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:41 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:34:# T$ R4 e+ |( D* l3 k0 H. `

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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:36 PM:
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哈哈~偷圖

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

我教運動~
攻力唔錯^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:46 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:42:
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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:56 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:46 PM:8 L) w9 o- Y: c( o" |

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車路士式~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:56:
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如果你老細係"皇馬"式防守就好............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:07 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:02 PM:
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如果你老細係"皇馬"式防守就好............

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豆腐防線^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:12 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:07:+ j- Q. `. I8 i
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豆腐防線^^

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要睇埋卡斯拿斯 (校監) 嘅表現............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:17 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:12 PM:
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校長呀~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:28 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:17:1 m8 M8 `6 X; U' o

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唔係校監科水咩？

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:35 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:28 PM:; E. s# W* ^7 t, x0 h7 J* m

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總結:校董一定啱

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:39 PM

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哈哈哈哈~

咁你要努力去攻破校董防線喇~~~

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 10:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:, B/ u+ {0 K( Q7 ^" _

5 q3 a: W& g0 l% d8 p( a釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~
m* P# m0 z9 t+ D9 M每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

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贊成BOYDWAN兄貼星星ge做法！
我N年前都湊過下一班小朋友！
呢個方法絕對係work o既，" a5 h/ j$ n* [0 U: C" [3 E! `
但係做法有d唔同，
張圖表一定貼係個壁報板俾其他小朋友睇到
唔需要寫明原因！亦千祈唔好吝惜D星星貼紙！
以我當時GE做法！表現好就會貼佢一粒橙星星！
貼滿十粒橙星星就變一粒銀星星！三粒銀最就變金星星！
如果有小朋友拿到金星貼紙！
你可以係咁依買d小禮物送俾佢！
遇著頑皮小童表現好ge時候！* A) u, l4 f- e
一定要大大力讚佢
不過一定要做得好公平！獎罰一定要分明！- w3 i- u" s# U C! w. n6 ~
因為呢個世界難免有d小朋友係特別可愛特別逗得你開心！
但係有d就越叫佢唔好佢就越要做！討厭至極
不過都係小朋友黎！所有小朋友都想人係讚ge( m: }4 E8 Q1 w; r8 ?& x7 A
有d耐性就得

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:51 PM

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因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 11:00 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 10:51 PM:
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唔駛好大能力卦

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總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 11:16 PM

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唔駛好大能力卦7 b- @6 i4 @" ?0 g$ y+ m
總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

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都諗下,改良下~
煩請看#24

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