Gretzky

Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:6 {8 @% f2 v% W/ k0 B5 j6 V7 N, C, v
用銀紙!!!

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You must be loaded with $.; w8 z# Q7 H, H( Y. X7 J; V
But the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!   r3 y8 |2 g# a& q  \* o

7 ^; G% }0 B. @# jMy method at public toilets:
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* t; ?) R3 D& ^, EIf my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on  and head to a place for tissue ASAP." R$ E( X  `3 e) L# `; p
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In the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster. ; _5 o! F" o* a7 e! s/ Y8 r% a

! s2 Z+ G7 `% Q3 T/ C! xOne word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands....