[散文小品區] 一條永恆的女人算式

attaboy

１．追女仔最需要時間同金錢，所以
－－＞　女人　＝　時間　ｘ　金錢

２．阿爸教落，時間就係金錢，所以
－－＞　時間　＝　金錢

３．推算落去
－－＞　女人　＝　金錢　x　金錢
－－＞　女人　＝　金錢＾２

４．智者話，金錢為萬惡之根源，亦即所有麻煩之由來：
－－＞　金錢　＝　SQR（麻煩）

５．結論係：
－－＞　女人　＝　〔SQR（麻煩）〕＾２

∴　女人　＝　麻煩

NB: 唔明請看附圖英文版原著．

[ Last edited by attaboy on 2005-10-3 at 10:01 PM ]

attaboy

我唔靚仔.冇錢.但都間唔中有人吼.不過我都係揀孤獨終老,因為.......請睇返條式.

attaboy

relax. I will never consider a bf, cos:

1. The 2 most important things in a man's life are woman and money:
       Man  =  Woman  x  Money

2. "Time is Money", so
       Time  =  Money

3. Therefore
       Woman  =  Money x Money
              =  Money^2

4. "Money is the root of all problems"
       Money  =  SQR(Problems)

5. Therefore
       Man  =  Money^2 x Money
            =  [SQR(Problems)]^2  x  SQR(Problems)
            =  Problems  x  SQR(Problems)

∴ Men's problems are always more than women. NB: At least this holds true in my own case notwithstanding I am the one who calculated the formula ;> cheers

[ Last edited by attaboy on 2005-10-8 at 09:02 AM ]

attaboy

嘿嘿......男女攻防，基本上就係麻煩鬥茶煲......但芸芸眾生卻樂此不疲．惜哉！

attaboy

咁重有乜式可套用呢？請賜教！