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發表於 2007-7-27 02:52 PM
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朋友o係地鐵親身經歷既趣事[原創]~
[center]我一個朋友(女性)o係地鐵親身經歷既趣事[原創]
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我朋友佢啱啱無做,搵緊新工,有日中午,佢搭地鐵去見工...
由於係閒日3點幾,車箱都有位坐,佢由深水步站上車,去中環見工,本身一切都好正常 ,直到旺角站既一對母子上車...
對母子,阿媽約三十幾歲,個仔就4歲左右,我朋友本身都無乜留意佢地,但因為佢地講野好大聲 ,基本上車箱既人都聽到佢地講野既內容...
阿仔問 :" 媽媽,你帶我去邊度睇醫生呀?"
阿媽答:" 去中環上次個醫生叔叔o個度呀."
阿仔好興奮咁話 :" 好呀~醫生叔叔樓下有得買雪糕,一陣我要食!"
阿媽答:" 梗係唔得啦,你就係咳先要去睇醫生嘛,好返先買俾你食啦,知唔知?"
阿仔好失望咁問 :" 鳴...咁一陣買薯條食得唔得呀?"
由於佢地講野好大聲..呢個時候車箱既乘客都將注意力集中o係呢對母子身上,阿媽都覺得有d唔好意思 .
阿媽有d勞氣咁答 :" 薯條咪仲熱氣! 唔好再嘈喇!"
阿仔開始妞計 :" 好大聲咁問:" 嗚....乜都唔食得...咁...食"啫啫"得唔得丫?"
阿媽聽到個仔咁講.當堂窒咗一窒..
阿媽問 :"...你..唔準亂講野呀! "啫啫"邊可以食架! 邊個教你講埋d咁既野?"
阿仔喊住口咁話:" 嗚...我成日夜晚都見到你食爸爸個"啫啫" ...好似好好味咁..我自己又唔夠頸長食自己o個個....."
              
 車箱既乘客一聽到呢句..有部分仲笑咗出黎   ~(包括我朋友)
阿媽一聽到個仔咁講..都唔知講咩好..佢又知道其他人都聽到,佢望都唔敢望其他乘客 
阿媽無言以對 :"..你...."
下一站尖沙咀....
阿媽即時拖個仔走開 ,話:"...我...地到喇! 落車喇! 快d!"
阿仔好無知咁問 :" 你又話醫生叔叔o係中環既?"
  
車箱既笑聲依然繼續...    
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以上故事唔係轉貼,係我自己打既,諗住同大家分享吓 ~[/center]
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