香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 6 a; d- O8 r2 Q1 K
甘多人死，唔见你死。 $ t. [4 R* i- @1 Y0 B. M
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
- i+ p4 g5 K! j1 ]- w8 q+ N1 c你教我以后点出嚟行?
3 y% m2 j6 s  E9 C' [3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. - t2 I+ r- Q8 m1 O
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " e, K$ e1 C! C# H2 \- v4 A% S
4 "I saw a pork chop" 1 `* g8 ?! v9 U4 r  J4 m& _
我见到件猪扒啊。
& _, V! c& K  O, d; T& L5 Are you road? , E7 I; |0 p) ]7 z. }9 I# v
你系咪路啊？ 1 q2 K  g. }  z  o- Q( H
6 What the water are you?
. {. q. k) |6 d5 T. \* C4 [你系乜水啊？ 7 {7 F, b7 L  y) d+ T; T( o. F( B9 r
7 Do you big me? 2 ?8 d: o3 a  v# x
你大我啊？ 5 [8 }: R9 C& ?: L0 c% F
8 Zebra chops people. - i% Y: x- K, S4 s  ~9 M4 Q, h/ q* F$ Y
班马劈友。
! P, P! |2 _7 h! n* v1 A/ O9 The king of the cutting girl. : N& @- c9 f9 G# Q7 G
界女王。 / v+ l2 }) a% `( g
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 0 H+ \7 ?6 Q) N
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 & q5 q6 A. Q6 ~" b
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? / Y% K3 k/ G7 P4 j% v6 s' R* z
你当我无到？ 2 N7 z0 U8 X) t( X$ I2 k7 {2 _
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 0 a! n7 Z, c8 d0 ]6 U& F
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
3 b7 ?) P1 S# P( [' h13 Today I was very black son.
9 C8 M* t7 r6 O/ k今日我好黑仔。 ' T, J' R8 p9 e/ x$ Y. \0 e4 @( ^
14 I am wearing grass. : Z7 S( q2 b1 U  h# }4 u/ f) E
我着紧草。 ( J* D9 ?1 I0 _/ G
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 2 B1 o* f* l2 ^& P+ u1 N
你未够班同我讲数！ 6 Z, Q+ ~6 b# Q! |! t9 |0 u$ [  I( z
16 Two beat six. ' X; M. x4 D  K6 z. H
二打六 4 ~% G  Z) A* C# t0 R# ~
17 Two five son.
3 V6 g$ u. _1 S, _0 u* d1 N二五仔 - H; p" x  Y1 F
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
- G' L# p3 G5 J) [3 f7 [6 W6 G琴琴青 " ~5 B4 t; u. O5 u
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 7 [$ l+ o' P0 k
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ % y  |! \5 P: X2 u( U% ~! \" G
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
$ c$ z$ `/ a7 l蠢蠢欲動 。
7 g+ J# |9 z5 _$ ~! n* ?. Y" @21 People mountain people sea .　　　　   w. ?; X4 B6 U5 ^! U" ]8 e
人山人海 。 ! N: R& \$ D% A1 K! ~8 [
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 / w% e- D# b- t) S) Y. |
你算老幾? + o; {2 ~& p' k' U) a
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 4 x/ {$ E' d" K8 o. \
你講乜鬼?
. _  O5 L& A: l4 A- J( y) v- j+ `24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 8 N5 p! a9 o; W8 \
我驚你有牙！
9 U) b* N( f: M+ }0 ?2 r: [25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 / Y( U1 e3 ]1 ~  y6 u
心花怒放。   
- u" E# T$ y1 K( Q( k) X; ^8 Y% zFish skin
& B- K& h* z! V7 }, T5 E4 P鱼皮 。 / B$ |+ T3 k6 `2 y- _1 U! _% R. D6 i& z
Monster of blowing water. * s( |( Y) c5 v# T8 S, a( h
吹水怪。
8 P. @3 N% ]! Y- k2 _Face green green
  n' h! J4 J. V  {7 l6 v' w+ k面青青。 " q3 C( i3 y; Z; @, ?1 H9 `- X9 ^
You see road carefully $ x. k1 u2 y! c+ L
你小心睇路
. g6 C2 B! ^( `- e3 M7 w" L7 K% |You go to street carefully 5 ?+ H+ a& i) W
你出街小心D。
: |' s" x$ S8 C' r9 v/ B' DDo the world
4 J2 b1 `: v5 A5 V做世界 。
& `  _: Q, u6 f( S3 r. u1 _- I$ SBig tea rice
0 u9 z" M3 s. L* p" x大茶饭 。 + `) Z' I! c- o+ i% Y6 S( J% g
American chinese not enough.
' g+ I4 Z# l' B5 \美中不足。 $ u2 Y1 d' t, t3 q, @1 Y& `
King eight egg.
4 H9 ]* [2 G) G! R6 t/ [# Q$ }, X王八蛋 - p* d( y, U8 C- _  v" R0 V/ @
High hand. 3 A' ~1 Z) I9 P
高手 4 p# {& M/ _& }. ?. S9 q; H: s

& T) Q9 g" d" r: L* D+ M( pOld dot.
" k5 c$ {" m5 k8 a6 x% p% ~老点 6 d0 N5 Q8 L3 q9 a2 v0 \
One old water , O- \( F3 z1 J  G" l* Q2 ?
一旧水 1 N6 F; j1 s" n4 n7 r( d
I know your mouse.
2 F; U2 s7 ~; z# T* T- P" W我识你老鼠！
  F* D+ N: K7 U% Q2 {+ Q: r* ^; f) pMeasure water/Pound water. . H, ~& V+ C5 ~
磅水
: e7 @) K7 F! ]$ W- pA dragon service. : W9 r- Y* B8 f4 p! o
一条龙服务
6 v& N8 w8 ?) q5 v: UPump water.
0 Y# B) S" y0 [****
4 e# k% n4 e- H: G# `I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# X, j7 J, {5 p% k+ c我吹鸡打你班友。 1 w4 e* i1 j% W+ {! j3 U: ~! V
You jump building.
- Q, ?, Z  M/ n0 m8 n& r你跳楼啦。 3 ?' Q/ r; H& {" h. Y. |0 O
You come back home and eat banana
: p6 X4 q6 M! v8 T你返屋企食蕉啦
; l  ^: [" \0 I; B, KI give you a hair. ' {# R  u, ^' q, y1 t
我俾条毛你ar! . B5 q$ M7 h  @, l' G$ z) @& N0 j
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Collect skin 4 [( Y" [( @% p2 v" Z' P& z
收皮   B" l" z2 c3 O
Collect father   _$ Q+ A. b+ ?! a
收爹 ! ]3 x5 c4 A3 Y# P
You give me collect father. # Y$ X8 f$ W( f8 c
你同我收爹！
$ |/ e( v' ~, v( t( ]$ [) vLaugh die me.
1 E/ n5 X8 f% j6 d0 r8 F笑死我。 ( p+ q4 s9 W( I( @( B: X5 S  I+ g
You give me stop. ( N* F9 Z) @6 f' s6 z% s( @
你同我企系度。 - h4 e# w5 m5 q/ Z' D. Q+ F: f
Eight woman
% h) v. h8 U# E0 u0 r7 O- N八婆
2 J9 p1 i7 I* A) DEight woman,you are good!
! B0 x$ w4 K0 c5 p八婆，你好o野! 2 N  X3 L9 N4 j0 E; E
What the spring do you do? 1 C# x  }5 B/ l8 G- {9 S
你搞乜春啊?
' c' l. ?) i: e$ QA dog of eating dung
6 q' L2 }% U; }8 d' M" W食屎狗 + K0 {; U% N- c! D# {
A ghost of ass ( A" T0 b" |, h9 N
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....1 e+ j$ d+ w0 l; ?/ K' v, ~
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
. y  q: c7 O/ X6 d1 Ythis is not hong kong style english.....; V* }$ X3 |5 z/ n2 Y: ?$ ?
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....$ ]# c/ E" U0 F) c! W
i've already ban this shit...3 o. M& Q5 C: L7 K+ @
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.