香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 R: H( W! v9 u2 Z1 Y, w7 ~甘多人死，唔见你死。 . Q1 {4 f! }  l
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? " p* E" a$ W* c5 r7 q
你教我以后点出嚟行? 5 e0 Q4 j: @# ~) O3 ?
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
& ~$ Q# D5 X9 b5 x  P8 C' Z& w如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
: a5 g1 ^& a( G6 h5 W: M3 S4 "I saw a pork chop" * G- B0 Q. h  \7 N- U
我见到件猪扒啊。
9 D: p3 r  L: o/ \9 _5 Are you road?
) ?$ n+ G& T. b, D( A! ]你系咪路啊？
! [' X1 N9 j/ S6 What the water are you? 1 Y* o2 m. z4 j) M. h
你系乜水啊？ $ b# [/ Z; N4 z+ d2 d, O9 ?
7 Do you big me? ( m, P& o& T  r+ V
你大我啊？
8 {& e1 K) ^. v1 [" O+ z4 b9 l8 Zebra chops people. % w' z- \' r. Z  A
班马劈友。
6 h4 V7 F7 X' _4 F: m9 The king of the cutting girl.
* u& t2 c3 i+ e; B界女王。
, O5 H- ^8 l0 Y& g10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ( Z+ b  {  M/ |" R  v
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 - }+ e4 [# d+ }  `6 e% \+ m% Q
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
0 z# [% V, L* |% O6 s你当我无到？
* V/ C/ R) A5 r6 I/ i' T0 }12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
! E' N' a' ]! B7 q# P你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ : w) G8 v/ A! i+ `4 |
13 Today I was very black son. / |( I( L. s( K2 {
今日我好黑仔。   o2 j1 n7 e9 V* [3 B+ a
14 I am wearing grass.
2 a, V' g. T+ n3 M我着紧草。 5 A* H$ U6 {2 Y2 A' D0 Y
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
4 Z/ o5 Z& g% Q9 S' k你未够班同我讲数！ . F" Y; C* S5 a! ^0 H
16 Two beat six.
. Y' g2 Q0 A) Q  R: h% q) Q二打六
3 j3 |7 n% y0 k# O$ \9 B$ u17 Two five son.
' _1 i# F& @, \二五仔
# T3 Q$ v' [* ^( ~7 Q7 x3 i3 F18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ; ^9 y( y. B# e9 m. N! q
琴琴青 9 Y8 M, ?( f2 I
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ' Q( [0 Y$ t) u! v- @9 f
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ " c/ B4 ?: Z3 ]4 {$ f% Z4 j
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 " d/ R3 F# c: m0 f7 w' [
蠢蠢欲動 。 3 a$ _4 @, e8 F8 a4 U
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 + f. C2 w9 f) D+ G9 G- `
人山人海 。 7 p) M! K' q4 P% b. Q
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ) N; r' I+ c+ t9 s" u) B: h+ ]
你算老幾?
2 t  R3 C! }! \0 }5 W; k5 n* s23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
. m# X4 [5 t, A# Y# K0 v你講乜鬼? 6 V# M& W9 e! N* G9 t3 W
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 " s6 E; g, p. L. a8 z  Z6 Q
我驚你有牙！
, k4 U; Z0 D1 Z% |5 @' ~25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
$ Q9 B# x6 l+ \: B心花怒放。   # }; u$ j) [" R! r$ `
Fish skin 1 c9 k5 S6 c+ Z& R
鱼皮 。 . \  d0 b" Z8 X! W! |0 F
Monster of blowing water.
! ]; d! k! m8 A吹水怪。 ! H/ u& ]  i/ E6 r( r7 ?' N, y
Face green green
) m( C# O& c& K: f面青青。
5 F  D0 I1 |5 j5 P' z( S) [' ZYou see road carefully
) L- t1 e+ W7 s) A7 N# L你小心睇路 2 H9 Y; D. y% C! M( q  W* t
You go to street carefully
. R6 o. a% y+ @, b( e你出街小心D。
  W0 z0 [" _3 xDo the world
# t/ y; s" h; Q做世界 。 / E+ c' \$ `, ^; \( u9 |4 |8 W5 a! v! |
Big tea rice ) f8 D& }/ s- a* t/ B
大茶饭 。 ; u: o: X6 k: I2 N) Q3 P0 e
American chinese not enough.
1 j# ~1 D& K' ?3 H% ^1 `/ E美中不足。
% ?  w( a8 l& n; X, VKing eight egg.
+ l& h$ A& X9 k/ T1 m王八蛋 " n# j: T( x' ?. f- |$ |. F
High hand.
/ H6 ]$ N4 l- b8 e1 f' f& r4 x高手   }5 S6 f! P9 t6 [; ?* l( s
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Old dot.
; f/ F/ ^3 v& m6 t! V# s老点
$ y+ T: T+ J& ^4 j7 Z; ROne old water
& m7 T- _1 h. R! d一旧水 $ n+ e4 j$ ~0 u7 K3 a, P& l
I know your mouse. " h5 x! _. k, P6 Y/ a. c" e
我识你老鼠！ $ P  K( v9 x: t- P5 u7 n
Measure water/Pound water. ' @" i6 g) D; |
磅水
' p. a2 I0 b" V5 XA dragon service. & ?$ B" d( m; {1 h2 c
一条龙服务
# L7 q6 v' z$ [! ~/ Y2 cPump water. ( d+ a" C2 l; r! X: L8 t; U
****
" Z/ J. C, L0 o* m: R" gI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  q8 g: z) y  S6 N3 [# o, x2 k我吹鸡打你班友。
* P7 R/ K1 ~4 ^, s( A3 O: |You jump building.
9 _3 }  X  ~& C你跳楼啦。 ; g. P  T& Z2 M+ m
You come back home and eat banana
  R" {1 V& x  I1 x你返屋企食蕉啦 . I! _6 K1 p5 P& j7 s" z% ?4 r7 G6 J
I give you a hair. & m! D% Z9 X4 m2 z1 y7 h/ R
我俾条毛你ar! 3 w3 \! o9 I$ @6 i4 x* t
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Collect skin & w6 t5 Y9 q: x
收皮
2 M0 i7 p! N7 {7 K& ICollect father 6 w4 o% A5 l$ z
收爹
$ Y5 m* T! U8 u' qYou give me collect father. 4 s+ X8 t& v; M( n
你同我收爹！ 8 t% g3 z- k6 r( G! U. o* Z; K
Laugh die me.
$ L+ A8 A7 ^1 \9 ?& S8 x( m  Y笑死我。 2 F/ @! j0 Y9 n  K5 K4 G" |
You give me stop.
2 N: r/ x4 Q: k7 x你同我企系度。 3 b9 E8 c! r. @$ z6 T; H
Eight woman
& T) F/ b8 Z( \; `3 @& r2 F八婆 ; H" }! Y  b2 W  N7 j" t9 c6 C1 f
Eight woman,you are good!
/ B) z: S0 a) w  W, \8 z6 t八婆，你好o野!
0 n8 o7 Y: a0 P: oWhat the spring do you do?
5 u. E; j. ^" n! n# G" i- g你搞乜春啊?
! r8 W! u3 H+ U' F: U6 ]' ~A dog of eating dung 3 B5 X" z  j0 X& c: V1 F6 h
食屎狗 9 O1 @9 U) H, r0 @2 N
A ghost of ass 5 {6 {! w0 J  {
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
; T9 L9 v$ N. a2 H# M: }* M& \都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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' d$ x) l6 x$ btotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
# t9 a+ M; m1 D/ r6 o* u- j6 x) E3 Lthis is not hong kong style english.....- K1 q$ y- V" U$ i6 i% [
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
! c5 s7 ]# h0 Bi've already ban this shit...
( O/ U1 M" ^1 R5 Ydon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.