香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
" H. T8 P) b5 w) D: Y8 [甘多人死，唔见你死。 , W# b$ P$ @5 |' Q# \) C
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
  s. T! [3 A" s! g- K: M你教我以后点出嚟行?
7 _0 z' Z2 A; N- D6 [/ L, F- O3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
2 V! r6 a4 {3 t如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
* H! q: x) p) b4 G4 "I saw a pork chop" % m/ m/ T" C9 K& m+ U6 j  T4 d
我见到件猪扒啊。
8 l, a' m9 s, B5 Are you road? # n, R- ^' }: D, M
你系咪路啊？
4 y# b7 S8 o8 l8 A) F6 What the water are you? + ?2 K8 x4 x; K& q
你系乜水啊？
5 o5 |3 D) G  c- |% q1 r2 d7 Do you big me?
& p4 J! X; d! k& ~: c# N4 i你大我啊？
6 Z+ ~7 K/ K6 h$ [8 Zebra chops people. 8 K* H0 H% I1 W3 l1 W9 M( m8 W
班马劈友。 0 x1 L4 P0 o. G5 T% w4 L2 s
9 The king of the cutting girl.
9 _5 m+ e8 b, N$ ?6 p! e0 S/ C. i界女王。 " x: u) B4 z" \& ~1 N& t! O
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
$ ?# a7 k' {/ Z: h" A. V/ P% Z5 S4 b' S批我个头俾你当凳坐。 2 U4 W9 Y. v) z/ d
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 o- K5 H. o7 r% w
你当我无到？ 8 B' m/ y$ F. n" M" G
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
. b, v7 K7 H# x# c你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ : V2 @0 J# r; L4 u7 [( k( o  c1 q+ ]
13 Today I was very black son.
5 `8 y) `5 Z. i+ }# Y6 n* C: P今日我好黑仔。
0 J) Y! ]# t0 _6 q$ Q. W$ i14 I am wearing grass.
. N: z. _: A' z+ K' J7 a我着紧草。 1 {, _8 D! j+ n
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
- r7 G. p3 f# v你未够班同我讲数！ , \' c$ K7 n  ]0 m% h, q
16 Two beat six. 6 L1 j7 u7 F' I. G; L) _" Z1 r
二打六 ' Q5 I7 V2 e/ ^* q' r
17 Two five son. 5 O3 c* D7 U( k
二五仔 ) Y2 D4 x8 {0 `" A% w/ n  Q1 Y( [
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 6 D# b, J' ?7 A" g# Q" p4 D
琴琴青
# v5 x2 L& R4 I19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 1 ]# I1 V) w+ R, S) G6 {
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 9 ]% c& C% s3 D4 r  R7 ?' B
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ; A  H/ f+ V- R
蠢蠢欲動 。 2 w. j$ e6 h/ V3 n; P
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
" `4 g1 E( n$ W9 \0 y$ {人山人海 。 " r8 [, B! F7 w* V, w
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
# y: V, Q6 r4 Y3 r- ]" t. j你算老幾? 4 H- j) ~' V' U$ I5 V# s$ g
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
! M8 l/ ]# Z' _- o/ _, X& a你講乜鬼?
+ l. G7 l7 y2 G% Z24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( f6 F/ [& j- g7 i
我驚你有牙！ + C0 D* W; a/ ]0 c$ G/ }$ {; P
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 / |3 h) S$ h2 S
心花怒放。   
% c* p4 V" t7 yFish skin
$ T" ~' g0 r" |) B2 B鱼皮 。
- j# N" }* W! i8 j3 W0 MMonster of blowing water. % Y3 g: m% P' m! D( N
吹水怪。 7 i% i0 `4 r5 M% v
Face green green
/ q- a5 s2 Z* T, _" f* L面青青。 $ g# ~! U1 N0 W: J  y) f/ S
You see road carefully
* t. X8 b: H* v% \; E你小心睇路
2 [% Z  s2 m& s. O% K( Z) |3 B: lYou go to street carefully ; S/ b, r0 B) A! E3 G3 z2 u( Z/ r7 B
你出街小心D。
* i) @1 u/ t* c) W4 ~: JDo the world # O9 S0 p( `* m: U
做世界 。
5 X) N# S* M0 Z$ v: Z( |Big tea rice , N- c, Q6 \# g; p. G
大茶饭 。 - U* R0 z( y1 k  f3 o) }  _: e3 n" y
American chinese not enough.
/ O1 E# i3 `  h' F+ U美中不足。
1 ~4 ~' r3 x: Z! L& L  s. Y% JKing eight egg. * ]9 F. z' Q9 P1 P7 T9 ?' N
王八蛋
' A8 i  `8 V$ d; ~0 d3 f9 EHigh hand.
7 w$ s6 J7 B+ n5 g# l* W. ^; W高手 ) O4 {, t7 O: F# [

9 V' U0 H, D  p/ M; ]Old dot.
- \9 t. G9 C' N+ b) \老点 * k) e, B7 ~0 B' l9 C
One old water
) l  j7 i/ ~" x. |" c9 o9 B* W7 M2 R一旧水 / B  J4 @: L* ?. m; [0 X1 }! ?  d* L
I know your mouse. ) `* k5 E( G: P) d2 ^1 r% Q' L
我识你老鼠！ ' `* M1 A! V: i$ \4 a
Measure water/Pound water. ) t3 X* S" Z* W6 `6 }" G; \3 j
磅水
$ J( C3 i. K( k* i& RA dragon service. ' I- `" s8 p/ B# x- z
一条龙服务 9 J; G8 v% S! j; j: q. s+ }! K
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! H! e, a+ ^0 v5 z
我吹鸡打你班友。 3 z% y1 E+ N& p+ U4 V0 l3 ^# z7 z
You jump building. ' Q6 K/ W3 ]4 n7 w2 v
你跳楼啦。 # d; |' Z& p+ X% c- ?( i. R4 f
You come back home and eat banana
6 u  K" t1 ~# a5 E. T' |# f你返屋企食蕉啦 6 i( D9 \0 b! K0 w) G+ g8 u+ t/ e
I give you a hair. 8 d8 e' \/ f- r* T0 C0 I: L% J2 ?
我俾条毛你ar! 8 }" G0 s) x* s$ b
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Collect skin
2 ^$ M- T" }' v- v6 z5 |: k收皮
' f4 c; P- H' U) a, dCollect father
7 }5 U" p  O2 l, y5 ~9 N收爹 : m  y" C% m3 s' [4 Y
You give me collect father. 4 j) Q, ~- P: \: k1 F. j
你同我收爹！
0 ]: [$ S! E& y  w/ w0 {2 o* PLaugh die me. : w. C9 Z! I% x3 K# ~- Z. N' z
笑死我。 9 s; Q; ^- A" Z! P' \
You give me stop.
8 K$ L1 A: z; B0 _5 C; G你同我企系度。   H% r  U3 c* u  d/ y
Eight woman 1 m5 u& B' F4 v  p
八婆 : K1 a7 h3 f/ O$ M8 @1 o; m
Eight woman,you are good!
$ q2 `* s, @- Q+ e4 ]9 ~& Y八婆，你好o野! : d) W% ?1 X2 o/ }1 O
What the spring do you do?
4 b2 z! P7 I; S& ~你搞乜春啊?
- V7 ]5 o: W. T4 l+ \# D. o8 RA dog of eating dung 1 E3 b8 U' [2 i/ L1 _/ m$ a. K
食屎狗 2 X- ?8 d# c4 ~* @
A ghost of ass ! m- ^! [" M( O) k- N9 y3 |/ x
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
: o' s/ h* w  L4 d; }都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......* s5 U7 q% K8 }
this is not hong kong style english.....; ^8 O6 R9 i* P: }7 `
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....  ]& B+ T% G& }& ~; p7 e
i've already ban this shit.... u; c" k: e% x7 p
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.