香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
$ c$ ~% H& z( X& w0 c! f. d5 T2 |5 n甘多人死，唔见你死。 ; U$ N- S$ P- A( ?) m  P
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? " n; r8 I8 l4 [9 F' B9 J* _
你教我以后点出嚟行?
/ D6 Q" S- s  L; t. F# R$ e- a1 d3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
; d; j( N& U+ D4 ?如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ! o% B$ v( s) o) }
4 "I saw a pork chop" . v* n  j- h7 n9 h# y' h5 J
我见到件猪扒啊。
6 h. ]" h8 x3 Q, v9 @2 F( c9 u5 Are you road? & K/ G+ r, u0 G# l' q
你系咪路啊？ " c# H1 ?4 H* X- M6 Q9 I, j
6 What the water are you? ) k- V* H/ d. y6 H1 |7 ]
你系乜水啊？ 4 C2 l$ {* Q, t, v
7 Do you big me? - D- H9 e/ a9 j' V7 o7 v+ q
你大我啊？
0 F/ V7 A" G5 X5 m5 r2 k/ h8 Zebra chops people. ( N6 X# s- D. i' x0 `( g6 z$ \
班马劈友。
: ^/ z! P) @! a5 n' Z' u9 The king of the cutting girl.
7 F/ ~  W& N% g; u' L: |/ ^5 p6 T界女王。
' Y& D; d# U( D* `10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  k! M3 Q3 }* Z批我个头俾你当凳坐。
. \7 _" N; J$ T0 X+ X11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
+ I+ L& e, C+ }5 N你当我无到？
: X' b& t8 b% e& k+ E12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 5 b# |7 ?) T2 b+ z- W  N$ B
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 \+ ?1 c  L; L" G0 M7 u* W
13 Today I was very black son. ; Q( T* t& F0 r# e) A
今日我好黑仔。
2 @" {& b1 ^/ A+ @8 _: D$ Z# a14 I am wearing grass. 9 ]9 r. n9 |1 m3 g# `  e1 z
我着紧草。
* ^' W4 Q4 P0 s15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 0 p" m+ s9 ?5 l, `/ q  M( a& X( U2 ]2 K
你未够班同我讲数！   K5 c8 G: E$ j. a7 C
16 Two beat six. ) b' |" W8 H+ P; J: E
二打六
, i6 e; G8 P( o8 r17 Two five son. . L2 V3 y- M* M# Q% g# U
二五仔
& |0 ^8 A0 n4 W; w% A0 R! k18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 2 t; c( E3 P% R% R' V2 }# Z9 N
琴琴青
; ^/ c" K% i) N; S5 ~3 h: v19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
1 i* F! R! Q& m$ ?) ~9 Z我俾D顏色你睇睇！
' e$ k; \5 \: H- d4 Z  x/ q' j20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
  [- o. e4 M3 j1 r" a( N* V蠢蠢欲動 。 ! G. ^) r- N8 O# k
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 6 d8 m0 k: Q, T; K$ M7 {, U
人山人海 。
! z7 T6 k4 J/ ]9 n% Q22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 1 A& T9 b7 x" i' u, d- r" C2 S
你算老幾?
" f& r8 I4 P: _4 U! V23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 1 X& C2 G8 L9 T) ~( @' [
你講乜鬼? ( C2 k3 Y) W" o& ?
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　   g) k5 p* A; {' J
我驚你有牙！ ) \2 s: C' y8 h! p( s& J
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 $ N& e5 j# K/ }% T/ d9 @2 k
心花怒放。   
" H8 Z: E2 Y: R: e, D6 h3 @Fish skin 9 O$ i8 O' D9 Z" }$ t
鱼皮 。 ) |' V. s; S0 F6 C* Y
Monster of blowing water.
# I: m7 B/ w5 i' A; \+ D! T吹水怪。 " \$ Y$ z9 H( h* |0 E5 ]9 ^- X- ?
Face green green , O: C1 X+ D" T' {; B
面青青。
8 m3 `: a( P1 }# E- ]* k6 TYou see road carefully
  I$ b" v( Q. z* a9 i; \! O你小心睇路 # M/ M# q. u6 I2 w
You go to street carefully
! a7 Q9 d4 U  z8 l  L你出街小心D。 / }- y3 r2 Z5 H
Do the world
, V. F* ~7 W' D- G  p6 m# V做世界 。 0 k; l  C4 o% j* V9 w# R" i
Big tea rice 3 C2 _% Y7 H3 k  K; N+ }2 e* }) @
大茶饭 。
+ @) J" z+ Z3 [$ H! `; ]' JAmerican chinese not enough.
% G5 Q0 O9 B9 L$ p美中不足。
& \2 c3 |+ Q% uKing eight egg.
$ [) M& l" g4 `* q  x9 Q0 H! e王八蛋
+ n! i+ l7 {! x, WHigh hand. 0 u+ T# a3 I8 E+ B3 `3 Z) @2 F
高手 . |4 C( }) }& }
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Old dot.
7 N- |# ~% t+ N- r: Z) O& Q老点
$ V; p/ G/ I( X  {& `One old water ! y$ J0 E' s: H3 O1 k: I3 l" N. @
一旧水
! r. B; C8 n( J; }9 Y6 @; YI know your mouse.
! v; [3 s$ p5 ]+ e8 j( K我识你老鼠！ # e5 J; j! Z( O4 s, Y% d1 f
Measure water/Pound water.
) }$ _  ~9 b' w4 Q磅水
" _& w$ R0 s3 H: O: _# }3 \A dragon service. $ Q5 v: i, C8 u# r
一条龙服务
& i9 J$ |: I$ d/ C/ B/ _( BPump water.
( n( H, m$ a1 k, m6 j6 H0 j$ O****
; P9 e2 U$ s$ J5 ~+ wI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 L4 z5 m/ y9 M" `7 C
我吹鸡打你班友。
9 k. {7 k5 h8 q& X! OYou jump building.
  ^1 r: r" e* a- q; u" I你跳楼啦。 / v4 Q$ z' Q2 N6 w: c
You come back home and eat banana
5 y* x5 [( ?& Y, j; Y, w你返屋企食蕉啦 . G2 \6 ^! H3 S5 Y
I give you a hair.
9 i3 D' X3 s5 V* d我俾条毛你ar! 5 U6 E8 f7 q6 z# `& v  E

; k$ N8 p4 ~: sCollect skin ( v4 V! n: W1 j4 I3 |2 \
收皮
* [. e2 ]+ i9 P6 gCollect father * {) h" x# e/ ^3 E' Y; f0 K! f
收爹
4 w& y: R2 {' Z( y! _: |' MYou give me collect father. 4 A' b. e# s# J4 _* h, f3 k
你同我收爹！ 5 R( A* Z+ Q3 h
Laugh die me.
9 V+ ^6 h$ J% A笑死我。
# \  }  V, E, ^% X6 C( K4 B7 Q/ {You give me stop. * a) ~5 S  u$ I6 w/ x0 O
你同我企系度。 ' _8 F  _2 t! W
Eight woman
/ I$ {9 N2 \! g; `. r4 K9 [5 W8 E八婆
. u6 z4 C! t! EEight woman,you are good! 8 \9 |7 ^, y* w6 x7 }0 X* l
八婆，你好o野! % r% j, {$ l5 B  C' m" ^7 ^$ P
What the spring do you do? * ?2 q( B: W0 `! F5 z, `
你搞乜春啊? - B% G+ H) w8 t% f. M" r
A dog of eating dung 7 p7 A  o8 Q. v, ~" Q
食屎狗
* ^7 |' v. Z& X* r$ @; Y0 ]# {/ ?A ghost of ass
# D3 ]2 {" |* ^, z, X; z屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....., f* j, h" H! V' A
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......3 S$ m: m6 x9 B4 @8 p, E
this is not hong kong style english.....2 c' K* z4 l3 Z3 O! X: W
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
# c8 k( b% z( k, I" ~i've already ban this shit...
  x$ I& B/ S3 C8 E$ wdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.