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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到無力食飯~~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 : t( W( d$ P! x; _# }
7 e7 v) j( r! n/ [5 C, H1 xPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 1 ]# T; H, T! M
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! " F9 X4 f$ N( C4 @0 j
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 1 j1 s8 z, s0 w
; V7 P) ^, _% W( T. Q3 p3 W7 zfall on your street.""你個"K" }0 V) ?+ T7 j+ W+ \
: [$ D: u& C4 D# FBlow water吹水
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t( h' _6 J$ Y6 b E r. hMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 ^, |- W5 B1 U" V: T
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 T0 k, ~: I, e& S$ l我吹雞打你班友 。
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6 m) Q" Z; ^) s3 @Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 / r* K2 ]; O1 W X. `/ ]
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
0 R: t5 P9 k0 W: l點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 # X( R0 t9 c. I7 O u6 u
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 # v* V) V0 U( y5 O
7 w: R H' V& L- ~, ]You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , q* Z2 x4 \" Z8 o( j
9 I. @% c/ y' HYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 9 G1 j2 S8 u; S/ _9 O
8 |$ u9 j" f+ s" W8 ^People mountain people sea人山人海。 O/ t5 y( M- R! g( N, Y( E* b
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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/ v/ X3 S' L1 X0 S/ E eEat banana食蕉
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4 [ z- B2 X$ n5 ]2 ?- QYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 4 C9 I6 n/ U% t6 G4 L& I! ^
7 x; y. M; u- j2 d" XHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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* a7 s8 e2 x6 ]) k% k9 R: J$ LWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 4 [+ X9 d" V; A1 d* {: e: u6 U
/ o( [ b8 b. Q7 S0 ]0 H7 xDo you big me?你大我呀?
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1 `6 p2 `1 ` C5 {$ SZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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; R# P% ~+ }3 g3 L0 lDo the world做世界 。
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5 y0 X8 {2 l: J; W3 S9 y. ?0 j4 iBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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' o5 y% O. v1 ?' L4 uWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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6 a( X) `& X8 i0 M3 }5 F1 _Cut girl 界女 5 Z7 x) o3 P& v5 {3 O- v( o0 H
D" K) U5 k5 m2 VThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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- g4 f& X! w4 E+ t2 ?I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 8 V* {* @0 P( ^
! H# p; I: ^4 r: z7 @Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 4 L2 K% x }2 ^; J
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 l& q; A+ n& T( E1 _
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; N, C) \- d- l% Y! _
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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0 ~" u8 E, g# k9 m7 P8 vEight woman八婆 3 Z0 Q. b& Z$ w' t X$ {
1 {, L# @( v; f t5 t, tEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! * T- I3 p0 |; _* }
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King eight egg.王八蛋 6 E# {1 p: B' z) d; u: w5 _
; b: Q O8 W" D4 J% R4 qBlack son黑仔 ) d6 N s2 Q& M3 f
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 ( D4 U! L3 f6 }+ n0 h
6 C5 u! ~# g; R/ qI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7 b+ L2 T |8 i7 @$ D9 @: l
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ( Y: [; ~7 w' t7 N; s& A9 \+ j
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + R" I3 H1 X5 E9 }3 [- T
5 I5 T+ B& }0 i7 d& ^! ~" c: TTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 ( M5 C: m9 T, W7 |2 b
& H( D! z' Y# o" w( S! Y/ SYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 & E$ f) Q* I8 D! X! k" K
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One old water 一舊水
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 5 j* \& A& W w" Z) Y' E
4 c. S1 R( Q+ Z: k+ l. l! N Q" J8 TA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ~2 F% n, }0 M1 f" y& Q! V3 O
$ z' F0 u( S! [. lMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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& g$ o, m( \7 ZHold hold water.楂楂水
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8 m u' I9 d. C! pPump water.抽水 - N% s# z; Y$ Z) p3 r3 r
" x9 F# u, ^7 s- I$ o" y8 M8 FTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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