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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到無力食飯~~# @: S# w8 I m
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(轉)港式英語
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! ?. \: k' f' ^0 A/ @1 f. ]5 D) tPiano piano green 琴琴青 0 n$ T- b4 | a1 M. F8 F5 {; D6 O
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 * @3 X2 b) L/ M1 _+ ]' p" P8 ]0 G6 ^
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 0 v" O# u) ?* r/ `1 R
* L W1 M/ n x! Q0 ?You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ; z! w' m2 W) D) n1 C
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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( e9 q9 d( p" S& g7 vFall on a street@@ 。
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3 y% V8 }$ l1 k% q& k+ e7 ufall on your street.""你個"K" / T9 x2 k4 F/ W# W
# ^: C3 i! s' w& ^/ J3 gBlow water吹水. t! H+ J0 ~# i1 {/ f! z
# F7 E& ?" C7 Z" S) n% nMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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( X* I% r$ g# V1 s- l1 V4 dI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* v$ y7 U1 \* J8 F, P9 X我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 2 v, r! C6 D+ t( {' c
2 R8 V% z3 _5 @Face green green臉青青 。 $ _- @! w6 g3 [( j7 z3 {. o
- [/ W3 F, {7 m"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
+ @; |( O ]3 ^% r) k7 I點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 5 P& f5 a+ a; q2 G1 i
: g4 Q7 Z+ p! r& E/ s9 F0 LYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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, C% M3 N3 r1 X4 q+ i/ r( o! |You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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) E' b3 m3 x, A4 \You jump building.你跳樓啦。 : D: R. c& s# T: [ i
8 \1 v' n+ L2 D; i' S" f5 dPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 + O2 z. J% G7 s4 a8 u$ r8 L
9 Y' m" `6 [7 b2 Y7 N8 TAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 ' [/ ` ], ?- W1 k4 {* c# b
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 9 R3 o4 B$ {+ `" {- x$ ^- w2 P
- M& g+ }0 h! Y5 C# H: kHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? : E5 m& N& ~) S
3 E5 {/ u0 y) w5 d2 jWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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9 l4 e \/ D; i! [% u; X" Z( _Do you big me?你大我呀?
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4 g( y4 Q; B' V$ g" Z: J* c P4 vZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 % K0 P: D. D/ c
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. Y2 M) F) T2 g4 v3 k; k) `; S b$ PBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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! D# D( z9 |. a& s3 {/ ]What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # [! _6 z% p- [3 \
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Cut girl 界女
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/ @4 B3 G- D# qThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ O0 L2 a% W! J' w* S( g8 G
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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+ ^( n6 \: G3 G7 |; M$ m! P) uI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? # B( l, J/ V _% @/ T: |! L% i8 `
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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2 `2 h' X( S) @5 `+ A9 [2 OYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 % d7 W( D% [9 F
; F( q- ]/ D$ p+ O; \# |. m- e9 z# HAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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; {# o0 G1 i9 ^6 a9 h% iHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 % x; j0 e, M* r) T% b; y( i% v
; R0 j; M- u! z- y8 A( }- SYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. $ B# C7 z' P% i6 z
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 8 u: k; J7 i4 }# t# a, Y5 t( L( }: J. L% a
, J! L5 |! m; G3 UEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! + _+ c2 y9 k( }9 {0 A, a, [- o
0 }* K7 N+ B$ XKing eight egg.王八蛋
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% N3 z$ g6 o' C" e+ pBlack son黑仔 * Q) h( y' a I2 `& a$ ?
( e: U* d' q0 j* b3 r3 FToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 1 ]( t$ V+ V5 i6 v- W2 u7 K
7 N: Y3 d. _7 e" R$ fWear grass著草 ' F. g9 s! P5 i/ H7 U
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 & T3 x o. M( I- X1 l/ H E
9 @7 m- R1 v; V! ]; p2 RI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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: Y! f5 F, L' @% K! bTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 8 K r8 P ^$ |1 l% T
! u+ c* F* F. ]- d' n6 y2 p dYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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8 D! n5 ]: e6 ?. ^8 _What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 + K) Q( Y5 D5 G9 }. I
! U! b( f7 V1 `/ `) }A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ( [$ B4 y( K" O4 m( Z2 j& E4 I# e
! p6 x- ~, W* ?% b$ A4 l& \Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 7 ?3 P( F# M# Q( i6 |
( e. D8 [. ~* TPump water.抽水 6 S$ {! G7 l; s2 }/ t9 t8 O, A
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Two hit six.二打六
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& T1 X1 `0 \4 o7 HTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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