[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 F+ Z- _2 a' `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! a2 J. Y  K2 L! q* y9 A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. H! `* T+ b! i, z* X
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 V9 G" f4 Y0 V7 q
a.They give like hell. : a' e# e2 c. {% @# i
b.They do not yell.  q* U  p& V- z* e* d
c.They do not tell.4 J. H" F, O% K6 L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& {2 r8 z# Q1 }4 W. ~

3 U/ I  J$ J, ^' m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 f4 ?0 \& D/ J0 Y
- a HEART to love him,! q  a' M5 b& G& k1 N1 i; H' n) q* D
- a DIAMOND to marry him,, ]  Y# n7 p) x( \. f
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; J- d5 [1 Z( _2 e* Z- a SPADE to bury him!1 u/ g4 u$ ?, q& p4 r

# x6 T: R- {  p# c$ F8 o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 ^6 k9 {8 ]9 a9 G. Z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ |8 `- O6 Y( l' ^

8 B6 K" t1 P* c: X) z( s% f9 c3 X5) What is the strongest muscle?
: Y" t3 b$ T! B9 Q/ HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 Q. D% A1 \* d" q- y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# y6 A6 Z0 b- I, j7 I8 CThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 [7 A, s% n2 h, O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' _3 [7 P+ e+ [% ^, S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 D, K# M: Z. N1 [' k: ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 s1 f1 K  z1 }, [. g2 d* H
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great