     
- 帖子
- 10422
- 精華
- 3
- 威望
- 12520
- 魅力
- 15
- 讚好
- 0
|
1#
發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM
| 只看該作者
港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  " N6 r5 y; S" e+ ~. Y# Y, F
5 p3 E1 P! p: `; P- @9 u/ z- X, Y1 Y. a4 o& @+ B1 N: J/ k a: N0 D
(轉)港式英語 P( u3 ~( _ {7 ]
# y) x' X8 D! b( X4 z' ~
Piano piano green 琴琴青
5 I- P3 D. h/ T; R/ O8 ?$ d# D( w" N/ n% D) U( p$ y* s. r- d
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
$ `/ \" T' k, p/ T
5 B9 R5 f; ?' G$ a8 K6 c, ^$ V8 p( C9 gI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! : X9 Y/ T X0 `7 o, ~
$ n" {4 c* e% i4 K3 pYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
, n; w" F( G# ~& X
! e( j1 p$ l$ Z! l) WI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! @: T* v$ C9 y7 C( I7 g/ u
6 v$ l( W4 `% XIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
$ s: w9 M" o" c5 a$ s9 e$ @! ?; S! Z$ m' S: \! ~ h
Fish skin~魚皮 。
. z7 c1 O( s/ N- Q |5 B% X) B3 ^3 o, V
Fall on a street@@ 。
- \( W; ] F/ G% Q' H+ d0 o( b- M: y' U2 m# g
fall on your street.""你個"K" ' ?7 g' N6 P, v. {! Q
4 Z8 _! g3 [+ h( |; z
Blow water吹水
% i- R0 F* j7 O( S3 B3 Q
4 b/ }, S' P) W0 A/ \Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
. [$ i- r. k! v6 Y, w+ u7 S W6 U! Z' _7 [. b
Blow chicken吹雞 ' S; Q0 ?- h }! ` S- S& u
7 E$ P2 o( d) L9 R; b, ]I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ I* F5 d' L) S5 ^. t# [* T' Z0 K我吹雞打你班友 。 ( t [- K0 _0 H& f j$ H+ e9 b
, l- Q; Y% l, q6 o
Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
+ q# \. k0 c" H
/ \5 H9 z' t5 w, E$ t4 hFace green green臉青青 。
. r: _; G2 C9 t3 i: h* [- }, e8 y* b; }
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" % r( ^8 w, @. N
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
# ~ f5 m) y1 s" v
7 A8 G9 O) j2 R! }2 y: sYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 , P' S6 Z& g8 R" S5 g( L8 B6 E. ~
: S; X& n" O( lYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 0 ?# S% c) B U) f5 P6 \! x
& d+ X( X- P0 T& b/ t# A1 {' }
You jump building.你跳樓啦。
* _% ~( {+ ?, ?/ q. ]: J! q) s6 f2 D/ }/ o5 i2 w
People mountain people sea人山人海。 6 g2 C* a! ]' L1 F9 g
4 s- J7 @: I1 {, X9 m, Z+ DAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ! P! b2 @' q$ g
) w; q2 v6 Z1 q0 B3 H9 t. d+ a* SEat banana食蕉
( S7 P! }; z: p7 v: h
, Z5 p- s# l: D' PYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
. R/ v1 n$ M8 M0 S. ~
' g" I7 L) z! RHow senior are you?你算老幾?
j3 E, X: s! ~1 \/ q* o3 F& Z
- C8 {* q2 p! pWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ! |: C' o; V: u7 h% U
: e* n- g4 Q) X v; ~4 XWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 5 h' g. G' m3 K
7 b. U1 z/ n% A& s
Do you big me?你大我呀?
5 |5 v" U6 K7 M3 g$ y4 k" H0 B9 \ U- } u5 X# W$ J# m& i
Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
' L1 D8 ]) D; [
; k* _4 P. v& N6 xDo the world做世界 。
( u7 H: ]* i+ a6 w0 Z: ~+ e% t3 O6 _) C, ?
Big tea rice大茶飯 。
" M$ s( f% Y$ L$ l
+ Z* v4 `5 h: Y1 W+ UWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
' _' n% f4 B$ b3 G ~1 I* @6 \9 s. U
Cut girl 界女 , t) T! F6 b* h. x
# a- R4 \6 r F) Z" L/ W& _The king of cutting girl.界女王。
6 j6 A( g8 o9 d% X) L) ~
' g* Y+ h+ e' M4 I# d! oCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
2 H( r- {6 U* u1 u! g7 [
6 h" d% t% [6 ]4 ]I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! : z8 B4 T( ?. c& g" p V; S8 }
1 {( g. X' g6 l
Collect father收爹 2 _+ a( j3 |) Y3 f: t/ V: ?4 ?
8 T& D* O" ~1 O. C3 Q
You give me collect father.你給我收爹! / {9 x/ f3 x4 @' d
6 D; P" }) e( y0 n: G, W
Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? $ c4 [* w4 w B+ t# s: w7 Q$ p
4 ~! k0 e5 Z8 wLaugh die me.笑死我。
h+ _. |+ X0 w2 ^, E1 j& ?' V- b4 u6 A0 L5 F
You give me stop.你同我企係度。
7 c/ w5 e! R1 C& a- H
+ G- J6 Z/ ]7 g* i n1 U% g3 yAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 P% w$ M5 r5 j- P3 ?
! N! X2 K; k" G' c ?' v% {& cHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 T+ o/ C0 Q, B3 w7 h
5 w& u" m: ^8 A, \0 b
You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
$ Q/ L3 |' x J! v7 k6 o5 K* _你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 4 E6 v& a( u/ @# p3 S6 t
) T; s N* \7 v0 t
Eight woman八婆 7 }. Y9 _1 O) I( o. W8 F
; u2 t8 o, _; Z& q! sEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
G. t: }, F* D/ g1 z5 ^' Z) q* W5 z5 v
King eight egg.王八蛋
! a; G4 I" S, ]! [) p1 e3 p Z% b g+ l4 C
Black son黑仔 ) k3 l2 C" \' W( ^' N0 M/ @! e
# `7 s, m9 F: U7 v+ k+ EToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 9 ]# Z' L6 |& [" ~% Y8 ^
# p# m! y9 L. w$ T4 }
Wear grass著草 4 P6 H( q/ Q' f, X4 d: ]7 q
8 x4 M) U4 d& UI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7 m+ |. x; H/ b% O; L
" X& i5 z! ]8 k+ M: K0 GI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 6 H' I9 ]# t# \4 B3 X; R) I! l
& z. A2 r0 {; f# y8 F4 d; ~7 w4 ^High hand.高手
3 ]" I' c3 d( J: S# u- U) L6 m; ]! ]( G1 a- \3 D
A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
$ U2 s- _* G$ S3 P* j
$ k. W! T1 w# ?$ q: u/ ?+ STo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / N% O, K+ m7 J
7 q; ]) c" J+ s7 q9 ^Good mother.好娘 ' Z b1 O" ~2 \0 L v, ?# X
: J. Q% r6 ^8 {$ |You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
3 G. }- E! M- G$ J6 o" [, y/ V
" O2 F- S, N. ]& i* N! G H! rOld dot.老點 5 y! U( S/ x1 w, _1 y0 g4 `
2 ]5 i- e! e& {# N( c- H! q( @One old water 一舊水
0 c+ D% k5 e- G D! [% m
+ S# Y x, @6 `, t1 U3 B# mWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
' ]1 o+ P( B( c3 D/ N
; T6 _9 ^6 v( I# D7 O. u4 UA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
# r8 [5 K2 ?/ T) V, P2 Q/ l! W; S5 F8 r9 N
A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
' O8 } ^5 C+ |1 ^7 g% N% c% t9 ?8 R* z- R2 b& m5 s$ D
Measure water/Pound water.磅水 # }. h, J/ r3 l8 _
, O0 ?; T' A: D; ?* p4 j
A dragon service.一條龍服務 ) \8 i& \ L, n' @( P
* J5 d8 b' a/ y+ oHold hold water.楂楂水
) T) N+ t& L6 z; o% ~# J, J. u) B3 \/ w9 |2 B4 J3 y
Pump water.抽水
, Y$ u q8 @; m; j( l h
" `" D6 F' r8 S( `4 Y1 O$ C% eTwo hit six.二打六 ; m* }6 ?$ Y+ \1 J' q
6 u# |- d) p& D8 ]" Q& rTwo five boy.二五仔 |
|