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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ ! K* a; k% N: D' e
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 9 C0 u* {) c7 D' }4 U# p+ W+ h6 x! `0 \
0 l+ m; [. k) p5 p7 ^, sPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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- k, H" R- F' @You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ . q( ?1 z( c9 c7 \$ K
1 g# I; V4 \& n' s/ p& pI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 5 q9 `; F4 o6 {) k F4 J
( a2 V% ~/ e; @" X1 ^! I; _If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ + T2 R1 D* T5 L0 Z+ f
8 Y& @0 f% B: cFish skin~魚皮 。 ; K6 J$ R( }6 E1 R1 d
+ {# v0 r1 ~4 S; `Fall on a street@@ 。
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) x% Y% k V2 Y0 ifall on your street.""你個"K"
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0 {, a+ f( T8 w+ F* s3 Z" f' f' xBlow water吹水
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" [+ ~% Z* \! m- _. N( S; lMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 * r6 |9 |0 S5 B$ |( D
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Blow chicken吹雞
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4 k* t# V! L" {0 @4 [/ qI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - x, U' Y! ]/ ^) \' e
我吹雞打你班友 。
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* W# d' v0 }1 J1 Z6 D! y9 ^Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 7 L4 ~" e1 A7 o, x! Y+ h. K2 o2 z
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Face green green臉青青 。 ) X" K3 a- o' C) Z3 p
0 U# X: N P8 o# t1 h7 r"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
6 u; ]" Z3 p( W4 S9 @4 ~4 ^; L點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 - Z9 b( Y5 U% T* _8 U7 {, G
$ p; {$ _, O m# f4 sYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : g4 R. _& C' r
: I3 M; _' }8 r) g, NYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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4 L: R8 I+ y0 _: O. TPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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. \) V& U2 [& @, ?+ p( }Are you road?你係唔係路呀? . G& j, O5 K! z1 O0 J
$ C! u9 }2 g% F0 h$ ?Eat banana食蕉 # U S4 j9 Y; [. J5 g+ o2 \
3 R' B3 [5 o3 |3 M- j. t% r! \You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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$ M7 e8 ?& r+ d$ z* U8 Z/ }Do you big me?你大我呀? " `3 B9 t. j1 o2 k, M
7 Z$ D8 k* t6 r& d% i5 {: E/ @4 s+ eZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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- I+ u9 a# m2 @7 {Big tea rice大茶飯 。 # T! M3 I% ]# g! f# @
1 ~2 w% ~0 V5 S4 I+ M- PWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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1 i9 ^+ O j) J0 H3 O: aCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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8 \+ C8 s! F. \) DI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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$ Y+ Z# v9 ^2 z* B" _Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? # T0 d4 j- G: Q' {* p. [5 E' X% i& b* B
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 L3 s* ]/ c4 c. F4 |$ \* ~' U
1 P4 f- ^6 X; qYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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& j5 w1 r8 C+ K1 M$ p' YAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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$ I" ^* ]# S6 E- T* r/ LHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # G3 y# j' @2 S) h* z6 n% g
' s w3 z B/ {0 z0 S% tYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
' y3 c1 Y) P' \& N& O你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 8 i' J/ Z. `) N1 o
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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/ G; }6 l2 e% U2 VKing eight egg.王八蛋
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9 Y* Y- G4 @. Q7 G2 U& E* q+ IBlack son黑仔
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* b7 K0 e, z! a5 a( QToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ) \( O* v+ z: q# t# r
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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4 Q: @' y& g% n2 ]7 uI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 5 O, W, D$ o/ @1 E+ A" \: @6 L
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High hand.高手 - d( D! P- Q( |- J/ p) t1 B" a/ W
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+ L; z- v) l; ^0 |To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 3 O& F, \# z k. L- T7 _
, E% }* g' n& b) ?+ CYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ , A3 Q& D' o( \
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Old dot.老點 ; W. O. _; _4 w# q: g
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One old water 一舊水 , y# o0 Z3 E" v+ F, n# O' s1 o
) J" v6 U8 s+ r) v" n, j$ IWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 % @* D5 x Y: E/ I" ^; G" U+ C6 d
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 + o. w" M( h0 P+ D) p9 X
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 3 T- u; {2 ~4 ^. m) e5 G; y. Z
* W8 K# ] i9 D0 {3 zHold hold water.楂楂水
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/ _; X& T: s/ LPump water.抽水 # _, w6 _8 L- g7 F
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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