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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ P" P- F; c2 r2 R1 l6 E' ]6 G' O
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（轉）港式英語
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# ~ f: {; l- J) s/ `+ A; VPiano piano green 琴琴青
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5 z& F$ f/ B% K/ A1 pPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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' l( P p2 C4 `& N; UYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ / Q) J& k* V7 ~* Q% U. O2 \; N
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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# q; Z2 y G$ M/ x* }If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 3 w2 N1 T8 y& f6 E! A
B1 @( Y7 c1 W) M; TFish skin~魚皮 。
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5 A4 y' M' B7 e( a& UFall on a street@@ 。 1 s" @* ^0 z2 D
% P6 }7 L6 A/ L( n9 k8 r# ~fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 2 _0 C8 i% ~# J5 Y' ~
2 {: M5 q" D6 }+ OBlow chicken吹雞
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- S0 D. T0 [( S/ QI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 k. M0 c' z! ?8 x我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 3 M: ~$ S6 g1 t* |8 \' J% |5 G
% H5 T! h) _6 s/ L7 Q N2 A/ b! H% w, pFace green green臉青青 。 # B3 x: M1 K' x* b& H& `) ^$ |
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 @8 }( d; `9 ~0 G
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 $ R% }# q; h- D) g0 D
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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& S. a$ H6 W; ]1 S6 IYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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; @( c, c4 P1 B3 z! I" v# QAre you road?你係唔係路呀? " h$ u C3 O: a3 H4 S2 X; a3 n
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 4 S0 d9 g$ o, K8 y# E( H
; I# o0 `5 _1 X/ I0 ]5 p1 \+ Q. wHow senior are you?你算老幾? # `) W6 W7 e G, j J$ U* E. X
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What the water are you?你係乜水? / C9 {* L, ^; h( ~+ F A
5 z& R: ]( F) v. f$ y2 U/ XWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ; n7 L# I3 |; v- p+ P* c
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 4 f5 J6 [9 p5 U4 u/ J6 o; t
6 R' |, x, z1 aZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 - w# ], c/ w$ J- H. u. R: G
0 @1 Y6 Z. C" I: M2 X1 e: uThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 p( b" R# G% m- b; J
. W9 T7 ^- ~, H8 P% p3 \Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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" S2 x; }& ?7 L: N6 ?* LCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ; N7 _3 [; D( v2 O, {4 D9 t
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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4 ]9 c2 z" h1 L; n% g0 cAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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( p V! R8 h Z$ p0 D1 N# RHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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& F2 d/ r+ T; w4 dEight woman八婆
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$ x5 s K" ?3 C1 E2 H R( D8 D- H% L' }Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 2 \" K! u# M7 B/ e
& c% g( z3 X# {0 GKing eight egg.王八蛋 7 t/ O/ r. w7 n
! C" A$ V% h/ _) m% d dBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ b! Q% b3 I& ^4 k! h/ g/ m
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Wear grass著草 ; M& H- k, [+ c4 M/ `7 d5 l( h5 Q
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 , w% B/ X% H; r7 g0 w6 a
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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" v( t$ F( o7 XHigh hand.高手
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$ U; [1 X) b" g0 {0 s% K9 e E3 SA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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1 \8 o! O7 U0 s+ K& l0 e0 lTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 8 ~. m0 e- H) s! R8 a. `2 j: Z
# Q" S% ^2 _: o; E- E% Y( T- lGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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One old water 一舊水
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) l/ x5 r3 Z# U: Q6 \9 g# FWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ! U+ z0 v+ W* _1 d; @$ {/ l+ v
( E* u* i6 A6 N2 PA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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) U! Y. B8 w$ A% P! a/ N/ q, s% gA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' e/ l, F* C9 c) l/ g% N9 _
' I7 m4 J" z2 H5 mMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 , X1 N& f O. d5 v+ ?. \' g
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 5 c9 W; }* p+ g. X W3 F7 ]) T9 l
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) K+ o2 u- Q0 l- x8 \
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Pump water.抽水 # H; {& q: _2 s0 c8 C
8 c6 n# F) g* F) h: S3 @; f% MTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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