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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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+ i, ]9 }" `1 E4 m4 [$ P4 rPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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/ d% U6 W" t8 \0 B4 I* G. ?I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ c1 T" _# D- c+ A6 ?
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ $ `' |% K$ g7 H8 T3 F6 K
5 X$ x, i) B: x7 z' L4 m3 mI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 0 u# m- ?% v* ~, M; J7 R: L# J* j2 M
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" / O" ?( X+ L) Z7 r t9 p! e
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Blow water吹水0 {/ R* a5 z& c& M( T2 d9 E) c! C
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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% w6 Q, }' ` F h/ [% A. I" JBlow chicken吹雞 - J: [6 f' S6 _& [# m2 T
% k: \- x8 K3 P1 V: F9 X8 JI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) r4 b+ _4 `' V$ {3 y+ p
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 T _6 {) f4 [" O' S
" U* j! x7 H* z0 [1 B5 ]" ~8 vFace green green臉青青 。 " A+ R' ^/ Y3 L+ }# ^
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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' f7 e0 m u4 Q/ i: g# K% yYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 9 L; |2 p( n# n1 _* ~* t
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 5 S. X0 d$ C9 P9 k
4 q: \$ I& m/ f6 BYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 $ J0 \; r( K% \7 c C
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 / t9 N0 z, r) p9 J7 e- W s: [
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? * `2 j2 j& r. C2 x" c
0 d1 c; {, U1 x8 F% uEat banana食蕉
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9 L; I. r) U2 i/ V# vYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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* m# \! @1 n8 vHow senior are you?你算老幾? : `: A+ w7 `/ J# k( ]6 W1 W& d8 M; w2 U- M
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 4 |! L. ^9 p( G6 u) A3 m
& M( e, m- m: P- @" `% j5 ZWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ! n8 |' ~7 M8 H% c* g) \3 {
8 N/ o0 ?* E3 s! n* \Do you big me?你大我呀? 2 L2 m9 m: F0 W1 X
3 t7 E# p9 r1 Z& o8 n+ W8 u1 bZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ' R }4 P6 o9 t+ A. _1 R H, B
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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' R' R5 A$ Y3 y1 j$ HWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ; S* J( Z* ?# P0 C( C B$ A. u/ _- W9 w
3 @" V9 D$ Q8 H+ @" HCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 : z m# p+ k4 c/ r+ B
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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$ B/ ?; j) A6 a1 E h, X4 Z1 ZCollect father收爹
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& p, {) r# M% N5 K# k0 SYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ , p, n) I5 D( W1 D W' Y
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 5 J" G; _, R; k( U6 J
. `7 w0 I+ m9 `& S% L0 J1 }You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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. P- b3 \) S9 M) M& S0 q! UAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ! G/ w0 B R* c* z4 ?
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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( Q/ P. x- F6 P' Q( R) ~0 w b5 zEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ! A F G0 I+ m# T
4 e$ {$ E$ x+ {6 z( R- f. H& M* ^King eight egg.王八蛋
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3 t: m( d! y3 E: g% iBlack son黑仔
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3 L6 [2 W, R8 w$ f! @" MToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 / h* A$ _. C4 T, z, ]
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 9 x5 s& |# E1 s& n* b0 O) e K
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High hand.高手
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 9 [' Q' R: ?" S& l" U
$ G& x! r! p7 e3 C/ R0 K9 g& sGood mother.好娘 k$ U ?9 l2 W$ D% h. n
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 5 Q' X3 M7 U9 A" M
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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. _/ }" ^+ ]7 a, K J. cMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 # R; E' |7 A1 _$ P) `' T
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 `( p" k& S7 w) x, Z9 `- N( T
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 $ G8 m- `4 C0 X |. `% S6 i
' i2 ?3 R) U* L1 u: V9 FPump water.抽水
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3 S) E; W" ?3 ]7 m0 YTwo hit six.二打六 : G8 |* J% G3 F1 B
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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