香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
8 e2 X8 P4 e, A! X( R甘多人死，唔见你死。 0 E1 j2 ]7 g' T( r1 c/ d- g
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
8 B: ^' `' N* A你教我以后点出嚟行?
+ A& e5 p& D+ ?2 E2 s5 J3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
& N3 _) E3 ~0 I- D如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
/ `% V+ P- l4 M! X4 "I saw a pork chop"
! }9 V* Q$ P6 b4 G我见到件猪扒啊。
4 I9 {. A  G% ~/ b3 S5 Are you road?
' ^# `: v0 Q7 c2 z; M( W你系咪路啊？
) \: A; i  `- s& d" g6 What the water are you?
, o, }# D* }6 _! f% I你系乜水啊？ ( i& E4 [6 A; f' }0 V' u
7 Do you big me?
/ M  O; T# F& ^# U; c你大我啊？ : u- u9 W( C; [+ X8 G
8 Zebra chops people. 4 C8 ~' q: U) ?0 c
班马劈友。
3 w* r+ u/ J! G9 The king of the cutting girl. " {% A; ~* t: N
界女王。 : R5 b0 U- C- p: \% ?- M
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
2 v2 d4 `. X* V6 L9 q; R6 c6 q" L批我个头俾你当凳坐。   }2 m, D! S7 O% C- v5 O0 O
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? " x6 M4 ]6 {1 i1 Q+ L* L( ~! C5 l
你当我无到？ $ _. x7 k) W5 `- G% A
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
" \; D7 i( o2 U; ^你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
: B0 h6 Z8 M5 l; G' E13 Today I was very black son.
! N" m0 k9 @, ?- w, L* z今日我好黑仔。
  x# H: b9 f; q9 B, F7 A# F# I' i! l14 I am wearing grass. 9 J2 i/ E; `7 C+ y1 X/ o6 r5 Q+ d
我着紧草。 ; N# f5 C* j3 X3 D- |8 _
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
7 x: G4 C$ @7 E7 D你未够班同我讲数！
" N- m7 Z: R$ ]7 }16 Two beat six. 5 B& ~. i9 G" Y* W1 X2 V
二打六 3 K) O. K( u' s( G+ S! X
17 Two five son.
2 V5 u$ B# l. j; w. L0 c二五仔 ( U- `, r& k) w8 _9 D+ e* n
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ( I+ W. Y; E, a- l; Q
琴琴青
7 ~5 X1 t. |5 t19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
& U; q3 g, D) b; C我俾D顏色你睇睇！ : f5 x% d7 P8 j( Y5 E2 {3 P
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
. {1 n# O( ?4 U9 l' Z- G2 H+ X蠢蠢欲動 。
- X; d: @3 y: g9 U% B+ m21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 5 w2 B( N/ w7 v* C- y7 E
人山人海 。
  x3 I8 s, f) P: W8 p22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
9 j6 J& R0 y0 M. O) {9 Y, Q2 R% L+ r你算老幾? 4 y# @- l9 D7 m0 L& C# q
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 + g6 c% h# e, e6 R* O5 k
你講乜鬼?
, V! U1 t- h, }5 K# ~! b24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
: T! b+ x2 S7 `$ F/ I6 _: f我驚你有牙！
3 `9 A( J& K7 q. [5 o25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
4 E/ G; ^% M) N# r/ `2 h$ G) n心花怒放。   9 a3 G& T  q) H3 A; E9 P* h' s0 ^) o
Fish skin
3 Z3 x  E0 s8 ~3 f" K1 V5 K* b鱼皮 。
' a  e2 Y$ P) c7 ?9 p' @Monster of blowing water. 7 w) j% |1 C2 ^$ Q! w" J% K* ]7 }0 R
吹水怪。
* @. l( S- {, p, G3 QFace green green
" l4 Q% Y  X5 W( l+ w面青青。
+ a% ]0 s0 z# Z+ oYou see road carefully # Z7 \& Z; D, m* i
你小心睇路
+ {5 w3 ~% d4 s7 _You go to street carefully ' E, V2 z2 D) Z. N
你出街小心D。
/ ^, z& V. _0 f3 R) [Do the world ; k5 A& `6 x, \* ?& j% I7 y" g
做世界 。 6 q# v! Y3 g! ?% f
Big tea rice 2 ]2 G8 W& O# \3 _8 K
大茶饭 。 ) t6 ~. N! E' G" \' B
American chinese not enough. 9 V8 L+ F( [  G# n5 E& U  V
美中不足。
9 ?: v: @- d# }& b/ q. bKing eight egg.
5 v4 p7 U4 ~# i/ t$ r9 {2 V王八蛋 5 O' ~$ z0 Q$ H' B) C
High hand. + i  F) T6 ^5 H  [: ]
高手
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4 u$ W8 M' l& L, C( [Old dot. 4 }" Z1 b- `: w
老点 ! u  d; r  l; s% r. M# h
One old water " }0 k9 R$ Z% }: @4 {. \
一旧水 # {* i) M/ o5 D5 \, z
I know your mouse.
6 A1 v  f8 O- V' v& v我识你老鼠！
7 Y8 F8 P7 N2 k* o& yMeasure water/Pound water.
% G" |6 p) d: r+ H+ h. I) e4 B+ [磅水
! m1 Y- q; {* W5 T9 UA dragon service. 2 e- E: S# \' p. k# k
一条龙服务 8 E. e) D2 U) ^/ j+ @( ^' _
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - ?0 \+ Q" P7 `  p" p0 E. E4 r: c
我吹鸡打你班友。
7 F. O, K+ o  _9 E0 n, {8 ?4 R, WYou jump building.
9 U5 M+ f7 {9 p$ q& X! }( \2 X你跳楼啦。
  n5 C! g. Z7 zYou come back home and eat banana * @1 I7 A# D# l
你返屋企食蕉啦
1 V: h# Z" x  ~" e$ U( }- lI give you a hair.
0 y5 x9 H8 e- X1 t* S: B9 J我俾条毛你ar! 9 v+ U/ _4 ~) K/ Y% X

! s# X* M" _1 Z% j0 }3 n9 [' |6 ACollect skin
: j3 N. L( Y% w收皮
; _# a/ T2 l: H3 y+ T- K; s2 OCollect father 1 E! U* w2 I$ e- u. x- N
收爹
0 z3 C6 [4 |0 n/ s9 o7 oYou give me collect father.
" M# q& s8 G; _, C7 u8 c你同我收爹！ 4 F- V1 _7 d  J( l8 _
Laugh die me.
0 a1 i" U% N( G7 h! @笑死我。 8 n# x2 J8 K9 e$ {0 x: n0 v
You give me stop.
9 \1 g2 X5 `+ m你同我企系度。 2 a/ ^5 c. d. O
Eight woman
& a6 r4 k( ^' I: B+ ?八婆
( P* ~# c6 @, X8 KEight woman,you are good! ( ~  n' [" M3 ?
八婆，你好o野!
' a/ c6 ~* E4 p9 xWhat the spring do you do? 4 }9 \  Q8 O6 ?- p! R/ j; E3 V
你搞乜春啊? * F9 }+ \& e  C6 E4 Q, {2 d( l% `
A dog of eating dung 0 T" K# F6 q3 W+ Z( S
食屎狗
( n7 Q7 S& i( Z) }% H9 \* SA ghost of ass   `7 s8 C4 l: q4 Z; |. g* d9 f$ Y  s( ]
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
& X& U6 _0 w  T) [都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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: V0 K: }% Q# V8 b4 N# dtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
6 P" z' _7 L; B) M4 H4 J# Gthis is not hong kong style english.....
0 r2 S/ u$ T! B+ K: S$ L$ uthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....% C) z9 V) j+ D# i: d; Y
i've already ban this shit...
" f1 `# {5 L4 J2 z( l- S+ W' s. Y/ Tdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.