[English]: Jokes..

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  M5 Q% I( k6 r$ J5 B* u' u2 Z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" _" U* y# j+ @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, A% g$ Q; r: ~6 q  q. ?/ ^* w

( W1 g& w/ j" L5 p+ @; [+ p% j+ j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 @4 e2 A5 s/ t2 S. Ja.They give like hell. : U) B! @  U& K+ |) m
b.They do not yell.& p% D1 t7 F1 I) n+ w+ H
c.They do not tell.
) |  J$ y  p( d* U$ v. Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' }! k0 ^% Y8 D6 W# D
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  S! ]! ~1 n4 }
- a HEART to love him,# A) J! u/ Q: f5 {( O% h& M' [
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% t( S+ }: @/ ?3 j0 ^  X3 p- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  l8 Y* t; k2 _+ i; ^: |8 C6 @
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* ~- }7 N3 t4 M9 ~. K# z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 u: k/ T) b" [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- c. {! ~- j  o6 p4 U
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: P' K9 }8 O' X/ W3 N) M  o( ?5 |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% y* f' ~9 c' X* b5 N" P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.